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Ohio Steeler
05-23-2006, 04:20 AM
old but still funny as hell

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down
and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks
up and Asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into
the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into
the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the
counter as well. He Reaches into the bag once again
and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in
front of the piano. The little man sits down at the
piano and starts playing a beautiful
piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This
time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the
bartender and says:

"Here. Rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and
suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie
is standing Before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish .. each
person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he
says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later,
a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by
duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is
filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I
think Your genie is deaf. I asked for a million bucks
and I got ducks.

"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really
think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"