View Full Version : 3rd Grade Recess

05-24-2006, 01:44 PM
Three third graders, an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a kid from Rabun County, are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.

"Okay." They all agree.

The Italian kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the Irish kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer.

Not to be outdone, the Hillbilly kid whips his out. It is by far the biggest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Hillbilly kid's mother asks him what he did at school that day.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book .. and during recess, my friends and I played Let's see who has the largest weenie.

"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.

"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a redneck. Is that true, Mom?"

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three.

05-24-2006, 02:27 PM

05-24-2006, 03:28 PM
I know him, he is 24 now its PhyschoWard86

05-24-2006, 03:30 PM
where do you get these from? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

05-24-2006, 07:06 PM
haha that's pretty funny stuff

05-24-2006, 08:00 PM
where do you get these from? Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know quite a few people and I get alot of email. Some of the jokes are subpar at best and the ones that make me laugh, I share.