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Lyn
05-25-2006, 11:07 AM
20) The cucumber has left the salad.

19) I can see the gun of Navarone.

18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

17) You've got Windows in your laptop.

16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!

5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...

1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.

WhiteTrashTrouble
05-25-2006, 11:24 AM
I always liked "is your zipper scared of heights" or XYZ-PDQ but i duno ima guy

Suitanim
05-25-2006, 11:43 AM
I usually just say "Hey, dumbass, your zipper's down".

WhiteTrashTrouble
05-25-2006, 11:45 AM
hey fuktard check ur shyt! then point an laugh

shimmysteelerfan
05-25-2006, 12:37 PM
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."




hehehe........i think bill is a pimp.

SteelerDan43
05-25-2006, 01:42 PM
Kennywood's open

Lyn
05-25-2006, 02:34 PM
I think Cedar Point is too.

SteelerzGirl
05-25-2006, 07:15 PM
If I saw a guy on the street w/his fly open, I'd say absolutely nothing and keep on movin'...(lol). He would probably be some kind of pervert or exhibitionist or something.

3 to be 4
05-25-2006, 11:12 PM
hey, buddy, tell your boys its time to go in the house

BlacknGold Bleeder
05-26-2006, 01:28 AM
Of course it's ......KENNYWOOD'S OPEN !!!!

3 to be 4
05-26-2006, 06:37 AM
"Hey everybody, Dick's here!!"

Suitanim
05-26-2006, 11:49 AM
hehehe........i think bill is a pimp.

Damn skippy...

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7594/2cc2f9452e5go.th.jpg (http://img355.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2cc2f9452e5go.jpg)

(Notice "the shocker"?)

clevestinks
05-26-2006, 12:05 PM
Dude zip your friggin pants!

Lyn
05-26-2006, 12:12 PM
I have never seen anyone walking around with their fly open ...........so I never got to say anything and I am not sure I would unless I knew them real well.

Hammer67
05-26-2006, 12:24 PM
Kennywood's open

If your from Pittsburgh, this is a classic...

Lyn
05-26-2006, 01:03 PM
If you are from Michigan it is Cedar Points open

Suitanim
05-26-2006, 01:09 PM
Ah, Cedar Point...the greatest roller coaster park in the World.

I was supposed to go last weekend, but my plans all fell apart.

Lyn
05-26-2006, 01:18 PM
Do they have a new roller coaster this year?

SteelCityMan786
05-26-2006, 01:26 PM
Hey Dick your barn door is open nuts.

Prosdo
05-26-2006, 02:15 PM
I have to go with Kennywood's open!

Suitanim
05-27-2006, 04:40 PM
Do they have a new roller coaster this year?

Nope...the world's biggest swing ride or something like that...