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Suitanim
05-25-2006, 05:32 PM
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/05/25/german_farmer_to_auction_toilet_seat_use

German Farmer To Auction Toilet Seat Used By Paris Hilton

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/th/Paris%20Hilton-61.jpg (http://www.starpulse.com/Supermodels/Hilton,_Paris/)An enterprising German farmer is hoping to cash in on a recent Paris Hilton (http://www.starpulse.com/Supermodels/Hilton,_Paris/) restroom break at his home by auctioning off the toilet seat she sat on. Hilton was caught short on a recent helicopter flight in Europe and demanded the pilot land his toilet-free chopper so she could pee.
The quick-thinking pilot realized he was close to a friend's farmhouse and landed close by so his desperate passenger could relieve herself. The farmer, who offered up his toilet, is now looking to auction the seat his celebrity guest sat on.

SteelerzGirl
05-25-2006, 05:48 PM
Ewww... Yuck is right! I wonder if it will be on Ebay. Matt Leinert will probably purchase it. Blech.

Black@Gold Forever32
05-25-2006, 05:52 PM
Ewww... Yuck is right! I wonder if it will be on Ebay. Matt Leinert will probably purchase it. Blech.

Screw Leinart I'll buy it.:bouncy:

Suitanim
05-25-2006, 05:58 PM
She is a prime example of the true decline of Western Civilization. She's dumber than a box of rocks, does nothing, knows nothing, but has money and has somehow become a tabloid staple. The fact that my 13 year old neice knows everything about Paris Hilton, and nothing about Maya Angelou, Marie Curie, or Joan of Arc (Hell, I'd even take Oprah or Martha Stewart) is deeply disturbing to me.

How in THE Hell did Paris Hilton become a role model for teenaged girls?

SteelerzGirl
05-25-2006, 06:04 PM
How in THE Hell did Paris Hilton become a role model for teenaged girls?

Kids these days aren't the same as when we were growing up, Suit, and that's truly a shame. I know exactly how you feel. My 8 year old niece is into Lindsay Lohan these days and that kinda wierds me out, but I'm not her mother, so...

Black@Gold Forever32
05-25-2006, 06:06 PM
She is a prime example of the true decline of Western Civilization. She's dumber than a box of rocks, does nothing, knows nothing, but has money and has somehow become a tabloid staple. The fact that my 13 year old neice knows everything about Paris Hilton, and nothing about Maya Angelou, Marie Curie, or Joan of Arc (Hell, I'd even take Oprah or Martha Stewart) is deeply disturbing to me.

How in THE Hell did Paris Hilton become a role model for teenaged girls?

Ok all very good points. I agree with everything you said about Miss Hilton. But I still bang her. I would take her to a buffet first and tell her to eat something. But I still bang her.

On Paris Hilton being a role model. That is just sad. If I had a daughter noway I would want my daughter to look up to Paris Hilton.

Suitanim
05-25-2006, 06:07 PM
At least Lohan can act, although she's not exactly going to be challenging Meryl Streep for Academy Awards anytime soon.

Paris is basically just a ****doll with money...

HburgXL06
05-25-2006, 06:10 PM
She is a prime example of the true decline of Western Civilization. She's dumber than a box of rocks, does nothing, knows nothing, but has money and has somehow become a tabloid staple. The fact that my 13 year old neice knows everything about Paris Hilton, and nothing about Maya Angelou, Marie Curie, or Joan of Arc (Hell, I'd even take Oprah or Martha Stewart) is deeply disturbing to me.

How in THE Hell did Paris Hilton become a role model for teenaged girls?

At least Lohan can act, although she's not exactly going to be challenging Meryl Streep for Academy Awards anytime soon.

Paris is basically just a ****doll with money...

You're exactly right. She has done nothin to earn such fame. She has never earned a thing in her life and the fact that some look up to her is saddening. On top of it she is not even that pretty at all. Her nose is f*cked up lookin and she's waaaay too skinny. She's a rich ***** and a symbol for all that is wrong with this world.

BuFu

SteelerzGirl
05-25-2006, 06:13 PM
I think Paris Hilton looks like a rat...(lol). Seriously...

Suitanim
05-25-2006, 06:14 PM
Just to, you know, be honest and all, if she wanted to blow me, I'd let her...

Christ, I've been single for like 2 weeks and I'm already compromising...how sad.

tony hipchest
05-25-2006, 06:16 PM
i wonder how much one of her turds would go for. if i was the dude id be selling catshit nuggets, claiming they were hers.

SteelerzGirl
05-25-2006, 06:17 PM
Just to, you know, be honest and all, if she wanted to blow me, I'd let her...

Too much info...(lol)! :sofunny: But at least you're honest. :smile:

Black@Gold Forever32
05-25-2006, 06:20 PM
Just to, you know, be honest and all, if she wanted to blow me, I'd let her...

Christ, I've been single for like 2 weeks and I'm already compromising...how sad.


Hell I see 4-5 different girls in a week and I still bang Paris and let her give me head. But I must say I do think she is overrated on her looks. I would be more interested in her money more then anything.

HburgXL06
05-25-2006, 06:23 PM
Just to, you know, be honest and all, if she wanted to blow me, I'd let her...

Christ, I've been single for like 2 weeks and I'm already compromising...how sad.

Well good for you because I wouldn't take it. Lol. I wouldn't take anythin from her not only because I don't think she is attractive but also because I wouldn't want to get diseased.

BuFu

Suitanim
05-25-2006, 06:32 PM
TMI for SG, but I have a friend with benefits, so I'm not exactly hard-up over here.

But I've seen Paris, and she has some real skill in that particular area..I wouldn't say no.

clevestinks
05-26-2006, 08:37 AM
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/05/25/german_farmer_to_auction_toilet_seat_use

German Farmer To Auction Toilet Seat Used By Paris Hilton

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/th/Paris%20Hilton-61.jpg (http://www.starpulse.com/Supermodels/Hilton,_Paris/)An enterprising German farmer is hoping to cash in on a recent Paris Hilton (http://www.starpulse.com/Supermodels/Hilton,_Paris/) restroom break at his home by auctioning off the toilet seat she sat on. Hilton was caught short on a recent helicopter flight in Europe and demanded the pilot land his toilet-free chopper so she could pee.
The quick-thinking pilot realized he was close to a friend's farmhouse and landed close by so his desperate passenger could relieve herself. The farmer, who offered up his toilet, is now looking to auction the seat his celebrity guest sat on.
The sad thing is that it will sell!

MattsMe
05-26-2006, 08:24 PM
...is now looking to auction the seat his celebrity guest sat on.

Does this mean we'll see Leinart's face for sale too?

tony hipchest
05-26-2006, 08:27 PM
Does this mean we'll see Leinart's face for sale too?

classic! :sofunny:

3 to be 4
05-26-2006, 09:53 PM
im holding out for one of Alexandra Kerry's douchebags

MattsMe
05-26-2006, 10:00 PM
im holding out for one of Alexandra Kerry's douchebags

No need to hold out, her dad's been for sale for years.

Ohio Steeler
05-27-2006, 11:03 AM
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2006/05/25/german_farmer_to_auction_toilet_seat_use

German Farmer To Auction Toilet Seat Used By Paris Hilton

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/th/Paris%20Hilton-61.jpg (http://www.starpulse.com/Supermodels/Hilton,_Paris/)An enterprising German farmer is hoping to cash in on a recent Paris Hilton (http://www.starpulse.com/Supermodels/Hilton,_Paris/) restroom break at his home by auctioning off the toilet seat she sat on. Hilton was caught short on a recent helicopter flight in Europe and demanded the pilot land his toilet-free chopper so she could pee.
The quick-thinking pilot realized he was close to a friend's farmhouse and landed close by so his desperate passenger could relieve herself. The farmer, who offered up his toilet, is now looking to auction the seat his celebrity guest sat on.


the sad thing is there are sick freaks out there that will bid on this....

Prosdo
05-27-2006, 11:17 AM
Not sure why Paris Hilton is famous as mentioned what does she really do? lol There are better people to have as role models than her thats for sure. Worst part is that thing will probably sell and sell for a good bit. Not sure what kind of weirdo would want it though.