View Full Version : Nursery Rhymes..........

05-26-2006, 02:14 PM
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
..but she didn't wear that one very often

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you d**khead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*** him, He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

There was a young nun named Vera,
who wouldn't let anyone near her,
Along came a monk who jumped on her bunk
and now she's Mother Superior

05-26-2006, 02:18 PM
When I read the title I thought I was gonna see the "Dice" Man rhymes!!!

Mary had a little lamb she kept in her backyard,
When she took her panties....blah, blah...:blah: