blackvelvet
05-26-2006, 03:09 PM
okay guys, I know that there is a list out there that's called "How Football's Reletive to Church" That list and school inspired me to come up with this list:
QUARTERBACK SNEAK- Students pretend to be sick so they can miss the last five minutes of class
RED FLAG- Students challenge the test answers
FLAG- ISS or Time out
SUDDEN DEATH- What happens to the attention span of the class in the middle of the third speech on oral presentation day.
TRAP- The teacher calls on you and you are asleep
HALFTIME- The twenty minute period into class. This is when the attention span of some of the students shuts off.
TOUCHDOWN- Getting a tough answer right
INSTANT REPLAY- the teacher messes up their overhead/notes/cheat sheet and falls on yesterday's lesson plan
OVERTIME- when the teacher makes the class stay put after the bell rang
FUMBLE- Bookdrop
INTERCEPTION- You answer wrong, and the guy who answers after you gets it right
DRAW PLAY- What you'll find in the notebook of very bored students
BENCHWARMER- Those who you never hear in class
BACKFEILD-IN-MOTION- the trip to the pencil sharpener
HALFBACK OPTION- The descion of 50% of the class not doing the homework and/or extra credit
TWO-MINUTE WARNING- When people realize class is almost over, pack up their things, and sit with their friends until the bell rings
BLITZ- the rush to get out of the classroom when the bell rings
If you're able to come up with anything else, feel free to add.
QUARTERBACK SNEAK- Students pretend to be sick so they can miss the last five minutes of class
RED FLAG- Students challenge the test answers
FLAG- ISS or Time out
SUDDEN DEATH- What happens to the attention span of the class in the middle of the third speech on oral presentation day.
TRAP- The teacher calls on you and you are asleep
HALFTIME- The twenty minute period into class. This is when the attention span of some of the students shuts off.
TOUCHDOWN- Getting a tough answer right
INSTANT REPLAY- the teacher messes up their overhead/notes/cheat sheet and falls on yesterday's lesson plan
OVERTIME- when the teacher makes the class stay put after the bell rang
FUMBLE- Bookdrop
INTERCEPTION- You answer wrong, and the guy who answers after you gets it right
DRAW PLAY- What you'll find in the notebook of very bored students
BENCHWARMER- Those who you never hear in class
BACKFEILD-IN-MOTION- the trip to the pencil sharpener
HALFBACK OPTION- The descion of 50% of the class not doing the homework and/or extra credit
TWO-MINUTE WARNING- When people realize class is almost over, pack up their things, and sit with their friends until the bell rings
BLITZ- the rush to get out of the classroom when the bell rings
If you're able to come up with anything else, feel free to add.