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Hammer67
05-27-2006, 09:02 AM
OK...so a friend and I are at the Olive Garden bar area the other day. Sitting at the bar (wives were in the restroom) waiting for a table. We order our beers and sit down. At the other end of the bar, a couple walks up. Metrosexual looking young couple. Guy goes to the restroom or somewhere else for a moment and the girl orders them a beer and a strawberry daiquiri. Don't think anything of it but the girl starts sipping the beer. :wtf: :dang:

SO. the guy comes back picks up the daiquiri and starts sipping it. Both my friend and I were disgusted. That's breaking Man Code!!! You can't drink a fruity drink as a guy, in public, unless you are on a beach!! And even then it's kind of gay...

Please tell me the man code is still alive.

Ohio Steeler
05-27-2006, 09:30 AM
ok what the hell is a fruity drink

83-Steelers-43
05-27-2006, 09:37 AM
Personally, I find it hard to pass up a Blue Hawaiian on a hot day at the beach when on vacation.

http://www.travelpost.com/MainImages/EU/Italy/Abruzzo/Vasto/Vasto_17590_0_07312005_0707417656_500.jpg Ahhhh, soon enough. Vasto, Italy.

3 to be 4
05-27-2006, 10:14 AM
nah, drinking a strawberry daiquiri doesnt make you guy.

liking to **** another guy up the ass or him to **** you up the ass does.

tony hipchest
05-27-2006, 10:46 AM
id have to say margaritas are the exception. theres nothing foo-foo about tekillya (tequilla). but you must order a beer with your margarita. "man law"

clevestinks
05-27-2006, 12:03 PM
I love Tequila, and margaritas when its an outdoor party, awesome. But Daquiris?? Something is fruity, and not just the drink!

Hammer67
05-27-2006, 05:54 PM
ok what the hell is a fruity drink

Are you serious??

Anything frozen and fruit flavored!!!

tony hipchest
05-27-2006, 06:04 PM
I love Tequila, and margaritas when its an outdoor party, awesome. But Daquiris?? Something is fruity, and not just the drink!indeed. and while lime is technically a fruit you dont see people eating them like strawberries or watermellon. margaritas are the fruity drink exception especially when you like them at about 40 proof. (50/50 tequila/mixer, on the rocks) yum.

Suitanim
05-27-2006, 06:22 PM
Ugh...tequila! Anything with tequila is spawned by the devil and is satanic through and through, and there's nothing "girlie" about satan.

CantStop85
05-27-2006, 06:33 PM
Whatever floats your boat I suppose...the occasional fruity drink isn't bad, but I don't know too many guys who drink strawberry daquiris very often.

3 to be 4
05-27-2006, 10:04 PM
like I said, as long as the guy doesnt want to **** another guy up the ass or have another guy **** him up the ass, he can drink Mary Poppins douche and it doesnt make him Gay.

at least thats what my Pastor said about it.

Hammer67
05-28-2006, 12:24 PM
A bit drastic of an example, but ok.

I guess when straight guys refer to their other straight guy friends as "gay" they are actually insinuating that they are "girlie".

Some "gay" guy code rules for alcohol include not drinking fruity drinks unless on a beach, not drinking Coors Light or buying a keg of Coors Light for a party unless the guy/girl ratio will be 75% female at your gathering.

People can disagree with these all they want, but it won't change the fact that if you order a fruity drink at a bar, a lot of guys iwll look at you strange and/or be making fun of you.

tony hipchest
05-28-2006, 12:41 PM
coors light is a freaking waste. "near beer" has more flavor.

lamberts-lost-tooth
05-28-2006, 01:12 PM
Okay lets just make sure we are all still acquainted with "MAN LAW"

1) When all guys....beer and shots
2) When in mixed company... beer and mixed drinks i.e.. Screwdriver..Rum & Coke...
3) When the only Guy with several good-looking women...Beer, Mix Drinks. and sips of whatever they are drinking with the obligatory nod of aggreement as to how good their drink is.
4) When the only Guy with several NOT so good looking women...LOTS of beer and mixed drinks...after several hours...rule 3 WILL apply. Act accordingly
5) When in the company of ONE extremely Hot female...What the hell any of us think is irrelevant and you can drink whatever you want as long as it gets you points.

tony hipchest
05-28-2006, 01:50 PM
Ugh...tequila! Anything with tequila is spawned by the devil and is satanic through and through, and there's nothing "girlie" about satan. its gotta be the tequila that removes the stigma of margaritas being foo-foo drinks. which makes me wonder. what about tequila sunrises? id have to say anything with cherry or grenadine qualifies as fruity. and a tomato is technically a fruit, but anytime i fly (or am out early in the morning with a hangover) i have to have a bloody mary (with v-8 id have to say it qualifies more as a vegetable drink).

but in vegas we had a good waitress that was bringing my fiancee amaretto sours quicker than she could drink them, so i had to take over (you dont turn down a drink in vegas cause you dont know when the waitress will be by again) and damn those things are good.

regardless, all above drinks must be accompanied with a brew.

BB2W
05-28-2006, 01:52 PM
There is a Mexican resturant in Dayton called Elsa's that makes one mean Margarita, and there is nothing girlie about it. It's the biggest/strongest Margarita you've ever had. They call it the "Bad Juan" and it will make you a different person...

Elsa's signature drink, the Bad Juan, goes down smooth and will put you in a fiesta mood pronto. If you end up dancing on the table or balancing napkins on your head, don't say you weren't warned. According to management, the Juan has a secret recipe that's not written down anywhere. If you're afraid of the Bad Juan, you can order a scaled-down version--the Gringo. Balance your Bad Juan with chips and salsa or an entree from Elsa's tasty Mexican menu.

tony hipchest
05-28-2006, 02:13 PM
There is a Mexican resturant in Dayton called Elsa's that makes one mean Margarita, and there is nothing girlie about it. It's the biggest/strongest Margarita you've ever had. They call it the "Bad Juan" and it will make you a different person... i may know the secret ingredients. it, also, is what i learned as a "secret" recipe. absolute best margaritas ive ever had or made. this may sound wierd but trust me.


approximately: (ive never seen this written down either and all ingredients are rough estimations but you cant go wrong)
3-4 cans of frozen jime juice concentrate
1 beer (tecate or corona of course- any beer will work)
1 cup of powdered sugar
1-2 egg whites (yes egg whites, they make a nice froth)
anywhere between a half a bottle to a full bottle of 1800 jose cuervo
the ammount of ice, tequila, and powdered sugar can be adjusted to specific potency and taste. (i usually just eyeball everything when i make them)

the beer, egg and powdered sugar is what gives it that resturant quality and flavor. the beer makes a hell of a difference rather than just ice, mixer and tequila. if you ever throw a party try it. guaranteed people will be telling you its one of the best margaritas theyve tried. oh and definitely salt the rim.

Hammer67
05-28-2006, 02:17 PM
There is a Mexican resturant in Dayton called Elsa's that makes one mean Margarita, and there is nothing girlie about it. It's the biggest/strongest Margarita you've ever had. They call it the "Bad Juan" and it will make you a different person...

Margarita's are borderline in most guy's opinions I surveyed in my unofficial poll. Frozen = bad, regular is okay if accompanied by attractive women.:smile:

tony hipchest
05-28-2006, 02:42 PM
interresting thing about tequila and import fees. last time i visited pittsburgh in 2001, we drove up to niagra falls. a bottle of jose cuervo was 96 dollars in canadian money which was about $75 at the time. flying back home and landing in el paso, i could cross the boarder and buy the same bottle for 5 bucks.

clevestinks
05-28-2006, 03:50 PM
There is a Mexican resturant in Dayton called Elsa's that makes one mean Margarita, and there is nothing girlie about it. It's the biggest/strongest Margarita you've ever had. They call it the "Bad Juan" and it will make you a different person...
Now that sounds interesting! If I`m in the area I`ll have to check that out!

siss
05-28-2006, 04:08 PM
If Margaritas are borderline gay then maybe we should be conserned about our Qb

I wouldn't mind getting away to an island somewhere and relaxing for awhile, sipping margaritas on a beach.

http://swissroots.org/celebrities/

3 to be 4
05-28-2006, 05:18 PM
well, i guess that seals it, Ben is a homosexual.

tony hipchest
05-28-2006, 05:26 PM
well, i guess that seals it, Ben is a homosexual.no. he stipulated on a beach. according to manlaw you can drink a margarita AND plug a man in the butt, but as long as its on a beach, one is not gay. i wonder if manlaw says anyone who doesnt live near a beach is gay?

3 to be 4
05-28-2006, 05:32 PM
no. he stipulated on a beach. according to manlaw you can drink a margarita AND plug a man in the butt, but as long as its on a beach, one is not gay. i wonder if manlaw says anyone who doesnt live near a beach is gay?


ok, guys? just to make this clear. I have gone to the beach many times in my life. And not once, especially seeing all the chicks bouncing around, did being at the beach give me the urge to **** a guy up the ass. If you are on the beach, and you DO want to have anal sex with another guy, you, my friend, are a Grade A Fudgepacker Supreme.

( "not that there anything wrong with it...."

Suitanim
05-28-2006, 06:15 PM
I drink very few things.

Beer
Vodka Tonics
Vodka shots
Yager

None of the above can be construed as even remotely gay, so I'm good...

3 to be 4
05-28-2006, 07:18 PM
I drink very few things.

Beer
Vodka Tonics
Vodka shots
Yager

None of the above can be construed as even remotely gay, so I'm good...


But what if a guy drinks Beer,Vodka tonics, Vodka shots, Yager, and is a big fan of Liza Minnelli???

Suitanim
05-28-2006, 07:25 PM
But what if a guy drinks Beer,Vodka tonics, Vodka shots, Yager, and is a big fan of Liza Minnelli???

I thought it was a prerequisite that you MUST drink a fruity drink before listening to Liza Minelli, or Bette Midler, or KD Lang.

3 to be 4
05-28-2006, 07:57 PM
eeh gad! i forgot about K.D.Lang. She and Bobby Hurley could be twins!

Suitanim
05-28-2006, 08:05 PM
Now that you are thinking of "her", are you craving a fruity drink?

3 to be 4
05-28-2006, 08:48 PM
yeech!

but that brings up a hypothetical.

if a guy is attracted to a Lesbian, does that make him Gay? Whaty if the Lesbian is hot?
i mean, id nail Anne Heche.

before we were married and we living in left wing Brookline,Mass. my wife took me to this movie thinking it was this classy French flick Claire D'Lune or something like that. but it was really Claire of the Moon, a lesbian coming of age movie. I was the only male in the theatre. I got booed when i got up to use the mens room.
anyways, i kinda enjoyed it when the chicks "discovered" each other.

Suitanim
05-28-2006, 09:01 PM
Lesbianism makes sense...think about it. They are equiped with the knowledge to get each other off, they have tools with which to help, and they are very attuned to the things that women are passionate about. The whole women's movement is based on erasing males from the equation.

Of course, they are wrong, but....

Stillers#1
05-29-2006, 01:09 AM
Okay lets just make sure we are all still acquainted with "MAN LAW"

1) When all guys....beer and shots
2) When in mixed company... beer and mixed drinks i.e.. Screwdriver..Rum & Coke...
3) When the only Guy with several good-looking women...Beer, Mix Drinks. and sips of whatever they are drinking with the obligatory nod of aggreement as to how good their drink is.
4) When the only Guy with several NOT so good looking women...LOTS of beer and mixed drinks...after several hours...rule 3 WILL apply. Act accordingly
5) When in the company of ONE extremely Hot female...What the hell any of us think is irrelevant and you can drink whatever you want as long as it gets you points.

I think you need to ad don to rule number 1. Irish Car bombs. Jager Bombs...an kind of bomb.

siss
05-29-2006, 01:34 AM
mmmm Irish Car bombs. I like those!

Hammer67
05-29-2006, 09:38 AM
If Margaritas are borderline gay then maybe we should be conserned about our Qb



http://swissroots.org/celebrities/


He mentions being on a beach which eliminates the gayness according to man code! :sofunny:

Hammer67
05-29-2006, 09:39 AM
But what if a guy drinks Beer,Vodka tonics, Vodka shots, Yager, and is a big fan of Liza Minnelli???

I think that breaks many man codes!! :busted:

clevestinks
05-29-2006, 09:43 AM
Would a good potent Sangria be considerd a fruity drink?

3 to be 4
05-29-2006, 09:50 AM
If i was a Lesbian id give Neve Campbell a good lawn mowing.

Hammer67
05-29-2006, 10:38 AM
If i was a Lesbian id give Neve Campbell a good lawn mowing.

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

3 to be 4
05-29-2006, 10:43 AM
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.


me too. ive been struggling with this since as long as i can remeber. im so ****ing attracted to sexy, naked women. is that so wrong??