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Lyn
05-27-2006, 11:36 AM
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Justa minute I have to
go pee. The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude
and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?"
"I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted

Ohio Steeler
05-27-2006, 11:40 AM
I have heard that before

still funny as hell

clevestinks
05-27-2006, 12:05 PM
Oh Johnny went to "Drain the Main Vein" well atleast thats what Johnny calls it!

3 to be 4
05-27-2006, 05:28 PM
my ex gave me this phrase "I gotta pee like a big dog" she was kinda funny. in a bulimic kind of way.

MattsMe
05-27-2006, 10:14 PM
my ex gave me this phrase "I gotta pee like a big dog" she was kinda funny. in a bulimic kind of way.

:sofunny:

SteelShooter
05-28-2006, 02:25 AM
Too funny Lyn!