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3 to be 4
05-29-2006, 07:32 AM
"The next screw thats going to fall........."


3 to be 4
05-29-2006, 07:36 AM
"Back off! I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain!"

05-30-2006, 09:22 AM
"You mess with the bull, you're gonna get the horns"

Cape Cod Steel Head
05-30-2006, 04:15 PM
Grab some wood Bub!

3 to be 4
05-30-2006, 06:57 PM
"Hold on a minute..........(says to girl hovering by the phone) **** OFF!"

05-31-2006, 10:30 AM
I like the scene in Diehard when Bruce Willis tells him he just got "Butt-****ed on television" when Hans set off an explosion in the building.

05-31-2006, 01:59 PM
You want another one?

RIP Paul Gleason.

05-31-2006, 05:31 PM
Why not? Tribute Quotes to the great Paul Gleason from his greatest role:

Vernon: Questions?
Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
Bender: That man is a brownie-hound.


Vernon: You're not fooling anyone, Bender. The next screw that falls out is going to be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat. My. Shorts.
Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ugh, I'm crushed.
Vernon: You just bought one more right there.
Bender: Well, I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar.
Vernon: Good. Because its going to be filled. We'll keep going. Want another one? Say the word. Just say the word. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through?
Bender: No.
Vernon: I'm doing society a favor.
Bender: So?
Vernon: Thats another one right now. I've got you the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?
Bender: Yes.
Mr.Vernon Vernon: You got it! Right there, thats another one pal.
Claire: Cut it out!
Vernon: You through?
Bender: Not even close, BUD.
Vernon: Good. You got one more, right there.
Bender: You really think I give a shit?
Vernon: Another. You through?
Bender: How many is that?
Brian: Thats seven including when you asked Mr.Vernon here if Barry Manilow knew that he raided his closet.
Vernon: Now its eight.You stay out of this.
Brian: Excuse me, sir, its seven.
Vernon: Shut up, Peewee. You're mine, Bender.For two months, I've gotcha.
Bender: What can I say? I'm THRILLED


Jimmy James
06-03-2006, 10:47 PM
"What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?"