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Lyn
06-06-2006, 06:00 PM
On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair; drinking a beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this
that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."


I took a drink from my Coors, wiped the cold foam from my lips, I lifted my darkened Ray Bans and stared directly at this nosy bitch and calmly replied... .

"I am, and that's why she cuts the grass."

blackvelvet
06-06-2006, 06:45 PM
ha, that made my entire week!

PisnNapalm
06-06-2006, 07:34 PM
LMAO!!!

tony hipchest
06-06-2006, 07:50 PM
why did God invent woman? because sheep cant cook

3 to be 4
06-06-2006, 08:00 PM
theres a comment about mowing the lawn that is just waiting there to be said.

Stlrs4Life
06-06-2006, 09:57 PM
LMFAO!!!! Good one!

MattsMe
06-06-2006, 11:32 PM
theres a comment about mowing the lawn that is just waiting there to be said.

There's another one about trimming the bushes, but I'll leave it alone.