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Brett Cottrell
09-23-2011, 10:26 AM
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Pittsburgh Steelers at Indianapolis Colts
I like horses. Horses taste good. Steelers by 14.

Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers
Who cares? The Chiefs aren’t even a good college team. The Chargers suck and Norv Turner’s the coach, but I repeat myself. Chargers by who gives a damn.

Houston Texans at New Orleans Saints
Texas is hot and stupid. Saints by 4.

Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears
The Super Bowl makes me hate the Packers. Ditka by 47. If two Ditka’s play, Ditka by 104.

Arizona Cardinals at the Seattle Seahawks
The bird bowl. Birds squeak when I eat them. Wisenhunt doesn’t squeak. Cardinals by 12.

New York Jets at Oakland Raiders
In the battle for most obnoxious fans, the Eagles come out of nowhere and win by a landslide. Raiders by 5.

Jacksonville Jaguars at Carolina Panthers
Cat Bowl. Humiliating. I hope the Great Dog in the Sky nukes the stadium. If Cam Newton survives, Panthers by 10.

Miami Dolphins at Cleveland Browns
I don’t even know what a Brown is. I know what a brownie is, but I can’t have chocolate. So I hate the Browns. Mahi mahi by 2.

Atlanta Falcons at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Dumb birds versus ocean terrorists. Warren Sapp’s mouth by 1. Unfortunately, it’s unstoppable.

Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings
More ocean terrorists, but lions make me mad. Donkey Kong Suh is awesome; he crushes the watery terrorist menace. Lions by 20.

Baltimore Ravens at Saint Louis Rams
Lewis and Clark come out of retirement and bash Flacco’s head with a bust of Edgar Allen Poe. Rams by 5.

New England Patriots at Buffalo Bills
Cheaters never prosper. Unless the NFL burns the tapes. Bills by 3.

Denver Broncos at Tennessee Titans
Hasslebeck’s sister-in-law is dumb. Orton needs a friend. Broncos by 5.

San Francisco Forty Niners at Cincinnati Bengals
Too many cats, but they’re largely inept. A cat has never won the Super Bowl. They never learn. Rice-a-Roni by 5.

New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles
I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Giants by 456,222.

Washington Redskins at Dallas Cowboys
Romo’s lung is deflated, and the Redskins will deflate Jerry Jones’s ego. Redskins surprise and win by 10.

Rick5895
09-23-2011, 11:09 AM
Thats awesome
:rofl:

SteelBlaze1
09-23-2011, 11:45 AM
Funny stuff...thanks for sharing.

mizzouristeeler
09-23-2011, 11:51 AM
Hilarious!!!!!

Merchant
09-23-2011, 12:31 PM
Haha that's awesome. Is this a weekly thing?

Brett Cottrell
09-23-2011, 12:39 PM
Haha that's awesome. Is this a weekly thing?

It's hard to say! Tico's unpredictable. If I want him to do it, I'll have to prepare for the negotiations, he drives a hard bargain. Aw, who am I kidding - give him a sliver of liver and he'll do your taxes. (he won't do them well, but he'll do them!)

Fire Arians
09-23-2011, 12:53 PM
Miami Dolphins at Cleveland Browns
I don’t even know what a Brown is. I know what a brownie is, but I can’t have chocolate. So I hate the Browns. Mahi mahi by 2.

lol

davidtrout
09-23-2011, 02:12 PM
Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears
The Super Bowl makes me hate the Packers. Ditka by 47. If two Ditka’s play, Ditka by 104.

I'm assuming that's dog math.:scholar:

Good Stuff. :applaudit:

stb_steeler
09-23-2011, 02:17 PM
Hell that dogs smarter than Ocho Stinko on a 1-800 Date.......:wink02:

Brett Cottrell
09-23-2011, 02:43 PM
Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears
The Super Bowl makes me hate the Packers. Ditka by 47. If two Ditka’s play, Ditka by 104.

I'm assuming that's dog math.:scholar:

Good Stuff. :applaudit:

Ditka's are exponential, sort of. Tico didn't really explain his reasoning.

Men of Steel
09-23-2011, 05:32 PM
im loving ticos predictions bud! :thumbsup:

keep em coming!

HELL !! he will probably predict better than any of the moron analists on gameday,
or peter king for that matter. :drink:

SteelCityMom
09-23-2011, 05:37 PM
This is great! Keep them coming for sure!

On a side note, I checked out your blog (very well done)...definitely looking into checking out your book! Seems quite interesting. Thanks for sharing these with us though!

Wallace108
09-23-2011, 11:26 PM
:sofunny:

Good stuff, Brett.

Buddha Bus
09-23-2011, 11:29 PM
Excellent post! Too damn funny! :chuckle:

I wish I could get my wife that interested in football. :sofunny:

Moose
09-24-2011, 08:53 AM
LOL... I like TICO !! Good post. Give the Tico a beer and jerky ! :tt03:

fer522
09-24-2011, 06:09 PM
tico is getting a taco LMAO

Brett Cottrell
09-26-2011, 09:52 AM
Tico gets jerky when the Steelers win! Tico gets lots of jerky.