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Renegade
10-03-2011, 10:18 PM
I am not sure where to begin with this idiot we have running our offense. All I know is that Ben Roethlisberger is nowhere near the QB he was before. I have really tried to think of something positive to say about Bruce Arians, and I was able to come up with 10 things, here they are:

1. Coming up with game plans that will make the NFL's worst defense look like a defense with a pro bowler at every position.

2. Being tied up in a tree and used as a pinata

3. Turning one of the NFL's top 5 QBs into one of the worst QBs in the NFL.

4. Being a very useful tackling dummie.

5. Sitting on a street corner holding up a sign that states: "Will be an offensive coordinator for food".

6. Allowing opposing offenses to beat the living s*** outta Ben.

7. Giving the OTHER team the best chance to win instead of the Steelers

8. Giving inspiration to the mentally retarded that even they might have a chance of one day becoming an offensive coordinator in the NFL.

9. Making the village idiot look like the world's smartest person.

10. Giving the Steelers the most inept offense in Steeler history or maybe even NFL history.


I love the Steelers, but Bruce Arians has gotta go. I am beginning to doubt Tomlin as well. I don't care what anyone thinks, Tomlin inherited Bill Cowher's team, and now this is becoming Tomlin's team more and more. I am NOT gonna give up on Tomlin yet, but he needs to get rid of the dumbest offensive coordinator in the NFL...Bruce Arians. Arians is an amazing idiot. Get rid of this idiot before he gets Ben crippled for life. I am pretty sure there is someone on the street holding out a can and asking if you have some spare change that can do a better job with the Steelers offense than Arians is doing. Gettin rid of Arians will be an immediate improvement for the Steelers.

fer522
10-03-2011, 10:39 PM
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10-03-2011, 10:46 PM
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agree.

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10-03-2011, 10:48 PM
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:laughing: ZING!!!!

Renegade
10-03-2011, 11:10 PM
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Ok, that was a good reply. Much easier and more accurate than my post! :rofl:

Fire Arians
10-03-2011, 11:20 PM
I approve of this thread.

NCBlackWolf
10-04-2011, 08:09 AM
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I agree with most of this list; but have to put "bubble screens" at the 6th position.

NCBlackWolf
10-04-2011, 08:09 AM
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I agree with most of this list; but have to put "bubble screens" at the 6th position.

SteelCityMom
10-04-2011, 08:15 AM
Bruce Arians is good...

Pppeine3xC8

Kingmagyar
10-04-2011, 09:09 AM
How about every time the Steelers get the ball down inside an opponents 10 yard line Arians runs every single time on first down. Most of our red zone problems exist because there never is an element of surprise and Ben is in too many 3rd and goal situations.

I want two things from an offensive coordinator.
1) A crafty mind and
2) someone who will teach Ben to read a defense a little better and be a smarter QB.

cloppbeast
10-04-2011, 09:21 AM
11) an excuse for Ben apologists.:chuckle:

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

MDSteel15
10-04-2011, 09:30 AM
I want two things from an offensive coordinator.
1) A crafty mind and
2) someone who will teach Ben to read a defense a little better and be a smarter QB.

Agree with number 1 but 2 is the job of the QB coach! As far as that goes, BRING BACK KEN ANDERSON!!!

MDSteel15
10-04-2011, 09:34 AM
11) an excuse for Ben apologists.:chuckle:

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Somebody from Waynesboro talking football.... ironic... :popcorn: :rofl: :wave:

cloppbeast
10-04-2011, 09:43 AM
Somebody from Waynesboro talking football.... ironic... :popcorn: :rofl: :wave:

You got something to say about the Indians? lol.

I received my education Greencastle, if that makes a difference. I recently had the pleasure of moving to Waynesboro.

Buddha Bus
10-04-2011, 05:01 PM
1. Making chicken salad into chicken shit.
2. Making me feel smart.
3. Enriching the profits of television manufacturers and sellers in the Pittsburgh area from fans throwing remote controls at them.
4. A bearded kickball.
5. A cure for low blood pressure.
6. The ability to make people say "What the f*ck was THAT shit?!?" even more than M. Night Shyamalan.
7. Keeping even the Cincinnati Bengals in a football game.
8. Allowing Ravens fans everywhere to say "Well... at least we don't have Bruce Arians as an O.C.! Hahahahahaha!".
9. A human criticism shield for Mike Tomlin.
10. A virtual dumb quote fountain of hilarity and bewilderment.

stb_steeler
10-04-2011, 05:36 PM
Arians http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g426/andrewlee21/cmon_man_.png

fer522
10-04-2011, 05:56 PM
1 - he gives me hope to one day become a NFL OC
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lardlad
10-04-2011, 08:44 PM
Bruce Arians is good...

Pppeine3xC8

Oh man!!!