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3 to be 4
06-09-2006, 11:32 PM
the Wilt Chamberlain of his ilk, if you consider forcing your way onto animals comparable to Wilts accomplishments with consenting adults.

these are some of his victims, who are uniting in the largest class action suit ever brought against a person by animals. Those that are dead are being represented by relatives. Cartoon characters.......well, just use your imagination, will you?!?@


Mr Ed
Trigger
Secretariat
Cannanaro II
Ruffian
Seattle Slew
Black Beauty
Seabiscuit
Lassie
Dino
Astro
Tiger
Scooby Doo
Droopy
Spot (Munsters)
Lippy the Lion
Wally Gator
Quick Draw McGraw
Benji
Ben
Willard
Tom
Jerry
Deputy Dawg
Mufasa
Simba
Cookie Monster
Bert
Ernie
Flipper
Rosanne Barr
Top Cat
Morroco Mole
Pluto
Goofy
Mouse, Mickey
Mouse, Minnie

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 12:06 AM
rocky and bullwinkle

babe, wilbur, and piglet

MattsMe
06-10-2006, 12:07 AM
How could you forget this cute little guy?

http://assets.bengals.com/assets/whodey.jpg

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 12:09 AM
carolina panthers mascot: "sir purr"

every character in "fritz the cat"

3 to be 4
06-10-2006, 12:10 AM
now we know why Eyore is so depressed. He suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder because Bengal Brian buggered him.

MattsMe
06-10-2006, 12:15 AM
carolina panthers mascot: "sir purr"

every character in "fritz the cat"

Rep to you for bringing up fritz the cat! :sofunny:

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 12:16 AM
the deadliest snake in the world:

"the one eyed aids snake"

remember when steve irwin kissed the 10 deadliest snakes in austrailia?

bengal brian is known as the steve irwin of sanfransisco bath houses

3 to be 4
06-10-2006, 12:20 AM
the deadliest snake in the world:

"the one eyed aids snake"

remember when steve irwin kissed the 10 deadliest snakes in austrailia?

bengal brian is known as the steve irwin of sanfransisco bath houses

CRIKEY ITS A ****!

3 to be 4
06-10-2006, 12:23 AM
others join the class action suit.....

Pingu
Thomas the Train
Sagwa
Jeff Corwin

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 12:24 AM
his childhood sock monkey

tony the tiger

tigger at disney world (although he let mickey feel him up during a photo op)

3 to be 4
06-10-2006, 12:27 AM
Jeff Corwin, Steve Irwin, and that bald guy on Animal Planets Funniest Animal Videos are all Gay because of what Bengal Brian did to them.
Soon they are going to do a remake of "Sleepers"

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 12:27 AM
YMCA elmo

animals who should feel safe: bearded clam, fur bearing trout, pink snapper, and beavers

MattsMe
06-10-2006, 12:30 AM
He even violates strays at the pound.

http://www.clevelandbrowns.com/graphics/fans/mascots/mascot.gif

Livinginthe past
06-10-2006, 12:38 AM
others join the class action suit.....

Pingu
Thomas the Train
Sagwa
Jeff Corwin

Go on then...ill bite,

How did Bengal Brian assault Thomas The Train (do we mean Thomas the tank engine?) and why is he classed as an animal - I wasn't the brightest of kids but I always classed Thomas as a locomotive.

NM

3 to be 4
06-10-2006, 07:44 AM
Go on then...ill bite,

How did Bengal Brian assault Thomas The Train (do we mean Thomas the tank engine?) and why is he classed as an animal - I wasn't the brightest of kids but I always classed Thomas as a locomotive.

NM

It is a legitimate question.

When Thomas spoke, Brian, in his aroused state, thought it must be alive and ****ed it in the ass.
It took them weeks to fix the back railing.

Ohio Steeler
06-10-2006, 09:33 AM
BengalBrian and his latest victim( poor dog)

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/996/109130kq.jpg

BengalBrian
06-11-2006, 09:45 AM
:rofl:

How pathetic

Glad to see I dont even have to be around here to get under your skin

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-11-2006, 10:19 AM
:rofl:

How pathetic

Glad to see I dont even have to be around here to get under your skin


Uhhh Brian.... are you frenching that dog. Im just glad the photo crops out the lower portion so we cant see where you spread the peanut butter....ewwwwwww!!!!:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Ohio Steeler
06-11-2006, 10:24 AM
Uhhh Brian.... are you frenching that dog. Im just glad the photo crops out the lower portion so we cant see where you spread the peanut butter....ewwwwwww!!!!:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:


now we know why they call him mans best friend :sofunny:

3 to be 4
06-11-2006, 05:01 PM
:rofl:

How pathetic

Glad to see I dont even have to be around here to get under your skin


kind of like a venerial disease :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-14-2006, 05:42 PM
his childhood sock monkey

tony the tiger

tigger at disney world (although he let mickey feel him up during a photo op)


Yea...he said it was Goofy!!!...(but that his bottome was made out of springs:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:
:sofunny:

tony hipchest
06-01-2010, 11:24 PM
the bengals still suck.