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3 to be 4
06-10-2006, 01:29 AM
1. Bette Midler - WHY did she keep winning awards for being so AWFUL??? I always wished lightining would strike during "God is watching us"
2. Mick Jaggar - he is bloody AWFUL!!! always has been.
WTF???
3. Ozzy - need i say anything??
4. Ringo Starr - as great as the other 3 were, this was always embarrassing
5. Andy Summers - why does every girl turn into my mother??? because you age her with your singing, Andy
6. Merv Griffin - ruined more Barry Manilow songs than.....Barry Manilow
7. Jerry Lewis - well, just use your brain
8. Milton Bearle - i actually saw him sing in seriousness on a tv special once
9. Sonny Bono - Cher was a knockout 30 years ago, but Sonny was NEVER a singer.
10. Nancy Kerrigan - anyone have a link to her singing the national anthem? a classic

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 01:32 AM
g.g. allin (rip) the only rocker to dice a bananna with his butthole onstage

http://www.ggallin.com/photo_gallery.php

3 to be 4
06-10-2006, 01:35 AM
g.g. allin (rip) the only rocker to dice a bananna with his butthole onstage

http://www.ggallin.com/photo_gallery.php


all for art. the critics wouldnt touch it.

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 01:35 AM
10. Nancy Kerrigan - anyone have a link to her singing the national anthem? a classic

jeff gordon "take me out to the ball field"
jim neighbors and theat horrid song before every indy 500
other national anthems gone bad: who can forget rosanne barr at he baseball game or carl lewis at the nba game and the little girl mo cheeks of the trailblazers bailed out?

MattsMe
06-10-2006, 01:38 AM
g.g. allin (rip) the only rocker to dice a bananna with his butthole onstage

http://www.ggallin.com/photo_gallery.php

That's the guy that used to cut himself and crap on stage before throwing it at the audience?
Good stuff. :rolleyes:

MattsMe
06-10-2006, 01:40 AM
Harry Carry. "Take me out the Ballgame"

Although I did like him as an announcer.

tony hipchest
06-10-2006, 01:44 AM
That's the guy that used to cut himself and crap on stage before throwing it at the audience?
Good stuff. :rolleyes:lol. yeah. heres a discography:

http://www.google.com/musica?aid=eFL57hqWMGD&sa=X&oi=music&ct=result

MattsMe
06-10-2006, 01:51 AM
lol. yeah. heres a discography:

http://www.google.com/musica?aid=eFL57hqWMGD&sa=X&oi=music&ct=result

Thanks for posting, I think I need a shower now.

Prosdo
06-10-2006, 03:31 AM
Roseanne Barr - Star Spangled Banner you're right Tony that was horrible.

SteelShooter
06-10-2006, 04:15 AM
Bro you forgot the absolute worst of all time.............Roseanne Barr screeching the anthem. That was a pitiful attempt at singing, and a disgrace to our Flag.

But Ozzy Osbourne....dude, back in the 80's I loved his music. In 1984 I saw his "Bark at the Moon" Tour 3 times! I would cruise in my '73 Camaro with a cassette blaring:

"Crazy,but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeah

Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train"

clevestinks
06-10-2006, 06:28 AM
Roseanne Barr - Star Spangled Banner you're right Tony that was horrible.
Thats where I was heading! :smile:

blackvelvet
06-11-2006, 12:55 PM
disney stars (and by this, i mean Hilary and Lindsay mainly. And my sisters think theyre actually GOOD. *rolls eyes*)

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-11-2006, 01:14 PM
Let us not forget Carl Lewis...who gets added smurf points for thinking he COULD sing!

DIESELMAN
06-11-2006, 06:05 PM
Bro you forgot the absolute worst of all time.............Roseanne Barr screeching the anthem. That was a pitiful attempt at singing, and a disgrace to our Flag.

But Ozzy Osbourne....dude, back in the 80's I loved his music. In 1984 I saw his "Bark at the Moon" Tour 3 times! I would cruise in my '73 Camaro with a cassette blaring:

"Crazy,but that's how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it's not too late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I've listened to preachers
I've listened to fools
I've watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeah

Heirs of a cold war
That's what we've become
Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I'm living with something that just isn't fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what's to blame
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train"

I'm with you on Ozzy only I was in my 69 Nova SS.....I seen Metallica open up for Ozzy back in 84 in Louisville.....Jam up tunes and a hella good time.....

Ambridge
06-11-2006, 07:08 PM
jeff gordon "take me out to the ball field"
jim neighbors and theat horrid song before every indy 500
other national anthems gone bad: who can forget rosanne barr at he baseball game or carl lewis at the nba game and the little girl mo cheeks of the trailblazers bailed out?


When I used to listen to Jim Rome he would play that audio clip of Carl Lewis botching the National Anthem.

I would LMAO every time I heard it.

SteelShooter
06-11-2006, 08:45 PM
I'm with you on Ozzy only I was in my 69 Nova SS.....I seen Metallica open up for Ozzy back in 84 in Louisville.....Jam up tunes and a hella good time.....

69 Nova SS...watta beauty I bet she was.

I loved my '73 Camaro, she had 50's on the back with low profile 65's on the front. Double-wire basket rims. 3 inch pipes with 18inch walker glasspacks and echo tips (damned loud!), 350 with a fendershakin' radical cam, and Weind Lynx Chrome Mesh Breather poking out of the hood. Man....the local police loved me, I kept 'em in business.
Lots of tickets for:
-Display of Horsepower
-Improper Takeoff
-Improper Acceleration
-Disturbing the Peace (loud exhaust)
.................................................. ..........but never speeding. Hmmmm...................

O'course I was way out in the sticks of SouthEast TX. They were bored and needed someone like myself and other teenagers to keep them occupied. LOL!

SteelerzGirl
06-11-2006, 09:52 PM
other national anthems gone bad: who can forget rosanne barr at the baseball game

That one takes the cake. She was a disgrace.

Stlrs4Life
06-11-2006, 10:27 PM
Ozzy wass a great singer in his younger days.


Jimmy Hendrix couldn't sing, but boy could he make a guitar sing!

Black@Gold Forever32
06-11-2006, 10:29 PM
Jimmy all the way man. I can hear Jimmy.

Hammer67
06-11-2006, 11:16 PM
Ozzy can sing, even if you don't like his music. He just can't speak.

Bob Dylan is a TERRIBLE singer but perhaps one of history's finest songwriters.

I liked Nirvana but Kurt Cobain was a shitty singer, especially live.

But, crappiest singers are pretty much any artist on pop radio today that uses electronic enhancement.

CowherLover
06-11-2006, 11:25 PM
Has anyone ever heard Brooks & Dunn live? I love all of their CD's but would NEVER pay to see them in person again! It wasn't just one song either, they sucked HARD all night. I've loved their music since I can remember but damn, they suck live!

tony hipchest
06-11-2006, 11:39 PM
Has anyone ever heard Brooks & Dunn live? I love all of their CD's but would NEVER pay to see them in person again! It wasn't just one song either, they sucked HARD all night. I've loved their music since I can remember but damn, they suck live!

i saw jay-z once and he sucked so bad he almost got boo'd off the stage.

spice girls
ashlee simpson
brittany spears
new kids on the block
back street boys
n sync

Suitanim
06-12-2006, 05:47 PM
g.g. allin (rip) the only rocker to dice a bananna with his butthole onstage

http://www.ggallin.com/photo_gallery.php

Wow...this is obscure. Allin was the biggest freak in the World, and he did FAR worse than this...

tony hipchest
06-12-2006, 06:37 PM
Wow...this is obscure. Allin was the biggest freak in the World, and he did FAR worse than this...as far as shock value goes he blows john waters and any divine flick out of the water. ive rented several of allins videos and they are trully revolting and appaling :smile: . and he failed on his pledge to commit suicide while on stage.

Suitanim
06-12-2006, 07:15 PM
as far as shock value goes he blows john waters and any divine flick out of the water. ive rented several of allins videos and they are trully revolting and appaling :smile: . and he failed on his pledge to commit suicide while on stage.

He was a media ***** in the end, and even that didn't work. If you are interested, look up "Apocalypse Culture" by Adam Parfrey (sp?). 3 to 4 would be interested, too, but for different reasons. It's an examination of Western Civilization and it's juxtaposition to our more primitive nature. Very disturbing...

tony hipchest
06-12-2006, 07:21 PM
He was a media ***** in the end, and even that didn't work. If you are interested, look up "Apocalypse Culture" by Adam Parfrey (sp?). 3 to 4 would be interested, too, but for different reasons. It's an examination of Western Civilization and it's juxtaposition to our more primitive nature. Very disturbing...

cool. thanks. im all for "very disturbing"