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Lyn
06-10-2006, 10:53 PM
I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Ohio Steeler
06-11-2006, 12:55 AM
LMAO

SteelShooter
06-11-2006, 03:56 AM
And yet, another good one!

BlacknGold Bleeder
06-11-2006, 08:27 AM
There seems to be an epidemic of that... :bouncy:

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-11-2006, 08:29 AM
I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."


Whoa! Been there....two years later and I STILL know better than to talk to the hot single lady across the road...:sofunny: :sofunny:

Stlrs4Life
06-11-2006, 10:28 PM
LMAO!

SteelCityMan786
06-11-2006, 11:14 PM
LOL. Nice Work Lyn.