Lost In Walmart

[Lyn]

I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

[Ohio Steeler]

LMAO

[SteelShooter]

And yet, another good one!

[BlacknGold Bleeder]

There seems to be an epidemic of that... :bouncy:

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."


Whoa! Been there....two years later and I STILL know better than to talk to the hot single lady across the road...:sofunny: :sofunny:

[Stlrs4Life]

LMAO!

[SteelCityMan786]

LOL. Nice Work Lyn.