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Brett Cottrell
10-22-2011, 10:26 PM
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Pittsburgh Steelers at Arizona Cardinals
I don’t know what a trap game is, otherwise I’d be worried. Can we have Wisenhunt back now? Steelers 27 – 23. Memories.

Washington Redskins at Carolina Panthers
Foster’s = German for Beer; Beck = German for uh-oh. Panthers by 1.

Denver Broncos at Miami Mahi Mahi
Horses make me mad, but they have tasty poo. Mahi Mahi tastes good, too. Fish by 10.

San Diego Norv Turners at New York Rex Ryans
One’s the Biggest Loser and the other’s Norv Turner. Advantage Jets, but not in the regular season. Norv’s regular season champs by 6.

Chicago Bears vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers at London
In honor of the Queen I renamed the teams: Chicago Bulldogs vs. the Tampa Bay Bad Teeth. Bad Teeth by 4.

Atlanta Falcons at Detroit Lions
Donkey Kong Suh will be mad after last week. Pray for Matt Ryan. Lions by 10.

Seattle Seahawks at Cleveland Browns
Pete Carroll’s hair looks like a squirrel’s tail. I hate squirrels. Cleveland-team-named-after-a-person-named-after-a-color by 7.

Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans
Remember the Alamo? Neither do I, but I remember all the Texans’ injuries. Titans by 3.

Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders
Dear Todd Haley: Thank you for keeping our seat warm last year. Sincerely, The Chargers. Raiders by 14.

Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings
What the Hell’s a Ponder? At this point, about half a McNabb. Packers by 25.

St. Louis Rams at Dallas Cowboys
The Cowboys make me hate them because they’re from Texas. So I’ll pick the Rams.

Indianapolis Colts at New Orleans Saints
Manning is selfish. He took his whole team with him when he left. Saints by 21.

Baltimore Ravens at Jacksonville Jaguars
Cats and birds! I’ll bring the barbeque sauce. So will T-Sizzle. Ravens by 14.

Bayz101
10-23-2011, 01:14 AM
Too bad the Eagles don't play this weekend, I was just DYING to hear Tico's story again!!! Great picks!

Buddha Bus
10-23-2011, 01:17 AM
Solid picks from the best analyst who licks his own nuts. Granted, there are only about 4 of them, but "kudos" any way, Tico! :drink:

Bayz101
10-23-2011, 01:24 AM
Solid picks from the best analyst who licks his own nuts. Granted, there are only about 4 of them, but "kudos" any way, Tico! :drink:

I'm assuming your monkey is one of them :rofl:

Buddha Bus
10-23-2011, 01:37 AM
I'm assuming your monkey is one of them :rofl:

Oh, he's no analyst. That's purely recreational. :sofunny:

tony hipchest
10-23-2011, 01:55 AM
Solid picks from the best analyst who licks his own nuts. Granted, there are only about 4 of them, but "kudos" any way, Tico! :drink:

:rofl: im thinking steelernation will cite chris collinsworth, phill simms, and warren sapp as the other 3. lol

Buddha Bus
10-23-2011, 02:06 AM
:rofl: im thinking steelernation will cite chris collinsworth, phill simms, and warren sapp as the other 3. lol


Don't forget Shannon "Scrot Throat" Sharpe. There's a reason why he's so mumbly-mouthed. :sofunny:

tony hipchest
10-23-2011, 02:29 AM
Don't forget Shannon "Scrot Throat" Sharpe. There's a reason why he's so mumbly-mouthed. :sofunny:oh, i didnt forget him... i just cant include him in tico's league as one of the best analysts who licks his nuts. sharpe is 20,000 leagues below the smegma in those regards.

so is nuttsapp for that fact. strike him from the aforementioned list.

Brett Cottrell
10-23-2011, 11:20 AM
:rofl: im thinking steelernation will cite chris collinsworth, phill simms, and warren sapp as the other 3. lol

Wow, my dog's keeping bad company if he's getting compared to Collinsworthless and Sapp and Simms. You all know Tico would be a better game-day announcer than those guys. Plus, he has just as many rings as Collinsworthless.

caplovestroyp43
10-23-2011, 02:42 PM
That is one beautiful dog. Is he a Lab?

Brett Cottrell
10-24-2011, 09:41 PM
That is one beautiful dog. Is he a Lab?

Part lab, part german shepherd, all hungry, all the time. And all the way Steelers. I live in Washington, DC, but got Tico from a shelter here that picked him up as a stray in Pennsylvania. He told me that he used to hang with Hines Ward, but I'm not sure whether or not to believe him...