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Ohio Steeler
06-16-2006, 04:27 AM
A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-16-2006, 05:19 AM
A couple of Bengals are out "Night shopping"
when one of them falls to the ground.
A.J doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other Bengal starts to panic, then
whips out his stolen cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

Chris Henry comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"


awww...NOW it seems more realistic.

CAH
06-16-2006, 10:06 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

geran42o
06-18-2006, 09:10 AM
LMFAO that was funny

BlackNGold203
06-18-2006, 12:42 PM
LMAO...classic stuff

SteelerzGirl
06-18-2006, 07:51 PM
So now I know Dick Cheney knows how to dial 911! :sofunny:

SteelShooter
06-18-2006, 08:18 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SteelCityMan786
06-18-2006, 08:29 PM
A couple of redneck hunters are out in
the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing
and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck starts to panic, then
whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He frantically blurts out to the operator,
"O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
He's Dead! What can I do?"
The operator, trying to calm him says,
"Take it easy. I can help.
Just listen to me and follow my instructions.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!

The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"

LOL, I needed a laugh on my birthday ohiosteeler

DIESELMAN
06-22-2006, 01:44 PM
LMAO.......Damn good joke!!