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Ohio Steeler
06-16-2006, 05:29 AM
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a
bottle along the way and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile
said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy, daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I
am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything," barked Bin Laden.

The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will
be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of
the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women
in my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed
genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.



His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health
insurance.




God is good.

CAH
06-16-2006, 11:04 AM
That's a start for what I wish on the guy. Funny Give it an A :toofunny:

Lyn
07-09-2006, 01:50 AM
LOL that is hysterical! :)

floodcitygirl
07-09-2006, 02:54 AM
Good one Ohio Steeler! :sofunny:

SteelersMongol
07-09-2006, 08:41 AM
Ha ha ha. Very nice. Well, I understand the Hillary Clinton part, but who are the other two (Lorena Bobbitt & Tonya Harding)? :smile: I don't think I've heard them before. :Smile: