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CantStop85
06-16-2006, 10:04 PM
We know what happened to Ben in the situation with the bike, but what if it had happened to a different player?

Drew Bledsoe ? Same thing as Ben, but it would've been on a stationary bike.

Eli Manning ? Archie would have intervened and forced Philip Rivers to get on the motorcycle.

Donovan McNabb ? He would have come under scorching criticism from Terrell Owens.

Mark Brunell ? He would have thanked God for giving him that wonderful experience and would have tried to baptize the driver of the car.

Brett Favre ? He would have received enormous national coverage and sympathy, and would decide to contemplate retirement for a couple of months.

Brad Johnson ? Nobody would have noticed.

Rex Grossman ? This is a trick question, because Grossman would've been in the hospital before the wreck even happened.

Josh McCown ? Matt Millen would?ve traded him for a wide receiver.

Chris Simms ? People would?ve thought he was Brad Johnson.

Michael Vick ? The media would be commenting on how he face-planted spectacularly, and no other quarterback could?ve done it.

Matt Schaub - Everyone would still want him because he torched the Patriots.

Drew Brees ? He would?ve been traded or cut because, hey, when you?ve got Reggie Bush you don?t need any other players.

Jake Delhomme ? He would have survived and been okay, but people would credit Julius Peppers for saving him.

Alex Smith ? He would?ve secretly been grateful for missing the 49ers? season.

Matt Leinart ? He would?ve dropped drastically on the draft chart amidst rumors that he can?t take a hit.

Matt Hasselbeck ? He would?ve been embarrassed, because five seconds before the crash he would have predicted that he would beat the car.

Marc Bulger ? (Long silence). I got nothing. There?s not a single thing about Bulger that?s interesting.

Gus Frerotte - He'd be fine, his head has hurt before...

J.P. Losman ? He would?ve overshot and missed the car completely.

Daunte Culpepper ? Three years ago, he would have crushed the car and kept on going. Now, he would be injured and the driver of the car would have ended up with everything he was carrying.

Chad Pennington ? He would?ve been injured. Duh.

Tom Brady ? Angels would have descended and saved Tom from harm, and then after the other car stopped, Tom would have climbed into the back seat and given the driver a neck massage to calm her down.

Charlie Batch - Pittsburgh would be fine, because elite backup Omar Jacobs would fill in for him.

Steve McNair ? He would have walked it off, because Steve McNair is tough, man. He?s really tough. Everyone would have been talking about how tough he is.

Kyle Boller - Out of anger, he would've hurled the car 60 yards on one knee.

Carson Palmer ? Kimo Von Oelhoffen would have been ticketed for an illegal left turn.

Charlie Frye ? Trent Dilfer would return to Cleveland,take over the team, win a Super Bowl*, and then get cut when Elvis Grbac decided to come out of retirement

Peyton Manning ? During his first year back, the NFL would institute a special rule that nobody is allowed to touch Manning, and he only has to say the name of a receiver for it to count as a completed pass.

Vince Young ? Pfft. As if anything could hit Vince Young...

Byron Leftwich ? He would?ve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains.

David Carr ? He would?ve been fine. He takes harder hits than that every Sunday.

Trent Green ? If you think that car would?ve made it past Willie Roaf and Will Shields, you?re crazy.

Aaron Brooks ? Al Davis would blame Art Shell and then fire him.

Philip Rivers ? Nobody knows...nobody has any idea at all.

Jake Plummer ? He wouldn?t have hit the windshield at all, because Broncos only hit in the back

section514
06-16-2006, 10:23 PM
haha thats good, highly doubt you made it up though being a bengals fan an all,

steelerfan12
06-16-2006, 10:31 PM
haha thats good, highly doubt you made it up though being a bengals fan an all,
LOL hahahahaha thats a good one but hey its TRUE!! LOL :sofunny:

3 to be 4
06-17-2006, 01:14 AM
Tom Brady – Angels would have descended and saved Tom from harm, and then after the other car stopped, Tom would have climbed into the back seat and given the driver a neck massage to calm her down."

Bingo

MattsMe
06-17-2006, 01:36 AM
Peyton Manning ? During his first year back, the NFL would institute a special rule that nobody is allowed to touch Manning, and he only has to say the name of a receiver for it to count as a completed pass.

:sofunny: Sounds about right.

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-17-2006, 12:19 PM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: Verrry nice:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Black@Gold Forever32
06-17-2006, 12:36 PM
I have one.

Tommy Maddox-He would have made the excuse and blamed it on the wind for him wrecking.

BB2W
06-17-2006, 12:40 PM
We know what happened to Ben in the situation with the bike, but what if it had happened to a different player?

Rex Grossman ? This is a trick question, because Grossman would've been in the hospital before the wreck even happened.

J.P. Losman ? He would?ve overshot and missed the car completely.

Daunte Culpepper ? Three years ago, he would have crushed the car and kept on going. Now, he would be injured and the driver of the car would have ended up with everything he was carrying.

Kyle Boller - Out of anger, he would've hurled the car 60 yards on one knee.

Byron Leftwich ? He would?ve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains.

David Carr ? He would?ve been fine. He takes harder hits than that every Sunday.

Philip Rivers ? Nobody knows...nobody has any idea at all.
Funnny stuff... :rofl:

WorstTrollEver
06-17-2006, 01:28 PM
Good stuff.

Here’s another:

John Kitna: His initial impact on the windshield looks impressive but the colliding vehicle eventually intercepts his bike. Bengals safety Kevin Kaesviharn attempts to get involved in the crash but is cited for collision interference.

boLT fan
06-17-2006, 03:47 PM
I loved the Brad Johnson one. :sofunny:

The Rivers one was good, too.

blackvelvet
06-17-2006, 04:18 PM
Peyton only got hurt because his motorcycle had protection problems.


:sofunny:

Stillers#1
06-17-2006, 06:30 PM
Marc Bulger is by far the best one. What does that guy do in the off season? Does he live in a cave in southern Montana?