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lamberts-lost-tooth
06-22-2006, 08:58 AM
His skills were real
He was fast and quick
and worthy of
our first draft pick

"If you dont behave.."
Coach Cowher said
"I swear I"ll knock you
about your head."

So south he went
the police said "Stop!"
Should a first round pick
listen to a traffic cop?

And Hines Wards face
turned a crimson red.
"We may have to knock
him about his head"

He said "I'll be worthy
of your first round pick"
and was soon arrested
when he hit a chick.

And Porter Raged
"One more time..your dead!
I'll kick this boot
about your head!"

But alas..too late
the Steelcurtain came
"This is a legacy...
not just a game"

They took the lad
to the ol' wood shed
and soundly beat him
about his head.

tony hipchest
06-22-2006, 09:13 AM
brilliant!

CowherLover
06-22-2006, 09:21 AM
You and the Poem Lady need to brainstorm sometime,lmao! Whatever it takes man, they need to keep in Pittsburgh until the freakin' season starts. Lock his a$$ in the woodshed for all I care.

section514
06-22-2006, 09:39 AM
awesome

lamberts-lost-tooth
06-22-2006, 10:23 AM
You and the Poem Lady need to brainstorm sometime,lmao! Whatever it takes man, they need to keep in Pittsburgh until the freakin' season starts. Lock his a$$ in the woodshed for all I care.


LMAO..tough love

Livinginthe past
06-22-2006, 10:43 AM
Thats an awful lot of head bashing going on there!

Excellent post.

NM

CowherLover
06-22-2006, 12:56 PM
For what it's worth and we all know how rumors fly, Tressel had a meeting with Santonio before he left for camp. I know alot of you don't like OSU and their program but like it's been said before, he was here for 3 years and only had piddly BS happen so I'm giving Tress and his staff all the credit for that. If he comes back to Columbus we can tail him to make sure he doesn't do any more dumb sh*t,lol. My partner is a 20 year Parole Officer and part time PI so we can facilitate that.

CAH
06-22-2006, 02:18 PM
Good one LLT.

You know the old story of how to make a jackass move? First you hit him in the face with a board.

Ohio Steeler
06-22-2006, 02:47 PM
His skills were real
He was fast and quick
and worthy of
our first draft pick

"If you dont behave.."
Coach Cowher said
"I swear I"ll knock you
about your head."

So south he went
the police said "Stop!"
Should a first round pick
listen to a traffic cop?

And Hines Wards face
turned a crimson red.
"We may have to knock
him about his head"

He said "I'll be worthy
of your first round pick"
and was soon arrested
when he hit a chick.

And Porter Raged
"One more time..your dead!
I'll kick this boot
about your head!"

But alas..too late
the Steelcurtain came
"This is a legacy...
not just a game"

They took the lad
to the ol' wood shed
and soundly beat him
about his head.


very nice rep points your way for that

Maidenarcher
06-22-2006, 06:59 PM
His skills were real
He was fast and quick
and worthy of
our first draft pick

"If you dont behave.."
Coach Cowher said
"I swear I"ll knock you
about your head."

So south he went
the police said "Stop!"
Should a first round pick
listen to a traffic cop?

And Hines Wards face
turned a crimson red.
"We may have to knock
him about his head"

He said "I'll be worthy
of your first round pick"
and was soon arrested
when he hit a chick.

And Porter Raged
"One more time..your dead!
I'll kick this boot
about your head!"

But alas..too late
the Steelcurtain came
"This is a legacy...
not just a game"

They took the lad
to the ol' wood shed
and soundly beat him
about his head.


VERY NICE!
I feel I should be either sitting in a dark cafe drinking a latte or in an Irish pub drinking a pint with a bunch of drunks....LOL