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Blitzburgh55
06-22-2006, 08:39 PM
Post one's you made up or just your favorites

One i made:
Yo mamma is so fat she came over my house and i had to pay for shipping
Your mom is like my lawn filled with mexicans every friday
My Faviorte:
Your mom is like the ocean, huge and filled with cubans

section514
06-23-2006, 08:05 AM
your momma is so fat, when she sits down, she is a foot taller

PisnNapalm
06-23-2006, 09:07 AM
Yo mama is so fat.... she takes 3 commercials to walk past the tv.

DIESELMAN
06-23-2006, 10:18 AM
Yo mama is so fat.... she takes 3 commercials to walk past the tv.
LMAO

DIESELMAN
06-23-2006, 10:25 AM
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.

BengalBrian
06-23-2006, 10:27 AM
Yo momma so stupid, when yo daddy suggests doggie style, she runs out to the backyard and licks her balls

BlackNGold203
06-23-2006, 10:30 AM
Yo momma so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

tony hipchest
06-23-2006, 01:24 PM
my favorite: your mommas bush is so thick Moses couldnt part it.

your mommas so fat the whales take up charity to save HER. they even have bumper stickers on their fins that say "save yo' momma"

you momma is so fat she needs to wear an asteroid belt to hold her pants up

your momma is so fat she eats a tomahawk missle like a hotdog and then lets out a loud belch when it explodes.

you mommas so fat she eats a giant bowl of donuts for breakfast but thinks theyre cheerios

your mommas so fat she uses a sheep for a tampon

shes so fat she thinks a watermellon is a tic tac

DIESELMAN
06-23-2006, 06:33 PM
Yo mama is so fat when someone gets on her their ears pop....

Yo mama is so fat when they get off her they have to rollover 5 times.....

Black@Gold Forever32
06-23-2006, 06:38 PM
Yo mama so fat she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

SteelCityMan786
06-23-2006, 09:34 PM
yo momma is so hairy one of her kids almost died of rugburn
yo momma is so skinny I can fit a plasma tv in her chest
yo momma is so dumb, she can't make a joke make sense
yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

Derek
06-24-2006, 09:24 AM
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her age and she died. =)

clevestinks
06-24-2006, 12:08 PM
[QUOTE=DIESELMAN]Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
QUOTE]
Ha Ha thats funny! :sofunny:

SteelCityMan786
06-24-2006, 12:45 PM
Yo momma is so old she remembers the last supper.

Derek
06-25-2006, 09:57 AM
Yo mama so fat, I thought I was flying when I saw her in a blue dress.
Yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
You mama so ugly, the mirror doesn't break, it punches her in the face and she looks a little bit better.

SteelCityMan786
06-25-2006, 10:52 AM
yo momma so dumb it took her more then 1 try to pass each grade
yo momma so dumb she thought golf was tennis

Derek
06-25-2006, 10:57 AM
Yo mama so dumb when she realized she had left her purse at the Steelers game, she had a heart attack. She thought that Big Ben would steal it.

blackngoldbaby
06-28-2006, 06:16 PM
i know alot of yo mamma jokes but heres three of em:yo mama so fat she had to call sherwin williams to paint her toenails
yo mama so poor she put a milkshake from mcdonalds in layaway.
yo moma so fat she had to use fences for braces.