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Livinginthe past
06-29-2006, 09:00 AM
In an effort to keep up with the ever increasing criminal activity in the NFL the Patriots signed Saints mis-fit Jonathan Sullivan.

It appears that ploy has paid off handsomely - Sullivan was caught in possesion of a small amount of marajuana, a handgun and arrested for running two stop signs.

Even if Sullivan serves only a short amount of community service, it will be enough to keep the Patriots in the running for the Off-season Criminal Activity Superbowl.

When questioned about Sullivan, Robert Kraft said " It became clear that we had serious needs to address in the area of player criminal activity. The Bengals have been ahead of this particular curve for a number of years now - and you dont become as successful as the Bengals without knowing a thing or two about player character and draft technique. What really made our mind up was watching our arch-rivals the Steelers use a 1st round draft pick to increase their felony quotient - thats when we decided we had to make a move in F.A. "

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tony hipchest
06-29-2006, 09:43 AM
i think we can safely assume he was blazin a blunt and driving to his girls house to bust a cap in her ass.

BlackNGold203
06-29-2006, 11:18 AM
i think we can safely assume he was blazin a blunt and driving to his girls house to bust a cap in her ass.


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