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Lyn
07-01-2006, 09:04 AM
Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

SteelersMongol
07-01-2006, 10:15 AM
Ha ha ha. Very funny. Thanks Lyn.

SteelShooter
07-01-2006, 10:45 AM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: LOL :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-02-2006, 07:42 AM
Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

,...Could be in training to be a supervisor for police dispatch and control:cool:

Lyn
07-02-2006, 12:44 PM
LOL isn't that what you are? LOL

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-02-2006, 01:00 PM
LOL isn't that what you are? LOL

My day.....

1):blah:
2):coffee:
3):computer:
4):cya:

kmsteelerwr15
07-02-2006, 09:46 PM
My day.....

1):blah:
2):coffee:
3):computer:
4):cya:



Not that bad of a day. :cool:

clevestinks
07-04-2006, 08:13 AM
Funny joke or True story????