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lamberts-lost-tooth
07-05-2006, 09:51 AM
My name is lamberts-lost-tooth...and I am a stelleraholic


They say admitting it is the first step
so...there is a secret for years I have kept

I have an obsession I cannot deny
and its getting worst no matter how hard I try

I LOVE THE STEELERS! By itself, thats okay.
But its out of control and gets worst every day.

I Painted my house a deep shade of dark black
with Gold colored shutters, and a Swann shrine in back.

My dogs name is Bettis, my cat's called Franco
My twins (Lambert and Ham) first words were "GO STEELERS GO"

My wife wants to leave, I guess she can't see
Why I want to make love while she wears my jersey

My boss says "your disorder doesnt belong in this place"
Im no longer alowed to work with paint on my face.

My pastor agreed to pray when my teams in a lurch
If I promised to quit wearing my hardhat to church

I dream of tailgating..and a close playoff game
of women in steelers gear, .. OH the GUILT and the SHAME!

But I'm, getting better..SHUT UP..I am too!!
(at least when compared to a crazed fan like you)

83-Steelers-43
07-05-2006, 10:23 AM
Very nice. :smile:

ARKIESTEEL
07-05-2006, 10:31 AM
That was pretty cool

BlackNGold203
07-05-2006, 10:58 AM
Wow...its a disorder???

REALLY????

Holy Crap!!!...i gotta re-evaluate my life.......

i thought I was normal!!!!

*runs screaming*

:bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

Cape Cod Steel Head
07-05-2006, 11:22 AM
Thats great! And whats scary is some of it rings true, at least in my household! I've got it bad doc!

SteelerFanInCA
07-05-2006, 11:59 AM
Sounds like we need football season to start buddy. :chug:

HburgXL06
07-05-2006, 12:21 PM
So that's what's wrong wit me. No doctor has been able to diagnose it yet. I'll have to keep that in mind. Peace.

BuFu

floodcitygirl
07-05-2006, 12:25 PM
Wow LLT! Just when I thought you couldn't get more impressive, I discover you're a poet too!!!! What a guy!!! :cooldude:

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-05-2006, 12:29 PM
:blush: Wow LLT! Just when I thought you couldn't get more impressive, I discover you're a poet too!!!! What a guy!!! :cooldude:...and I can recite the preamble to the constitution, tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue, and say the alphabet backwards!!

floodcitygirl
07-05-2006, 12:36 PM
:blush: ...and I can recite the preamble to the constitution, tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue, and say the alphabet backwards!!....(ehhhh...not at the same time.)But how many can you do at the same time??? (lol)

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-05-2006, 12:39 PM
But how many can you do at the same time??? (lol)


Are you trying to make me choke on a stem!!

shimmysteelerfan
07-05-2006, 01:08 PM
that is awesome!!!!! good work llt!

DIESELMAN
07-05-2006, 02:01 PM
We're all disturbed and got the sickness.....:helmet:

section514
07-05-2006, 02:19 PM
i must have phase 2 of the disorder, my girl allows me to make love to her in steeler gear

HometownGal
07-05-2006, 02:30 PM
A true work of perfection, LLT! Excellent! :bouncy: :thmbup:

I know this disorder all too well. When Steelers games are on, my family and friends know not to call me, come anywhere near my house (unless they want to watch the game and will keep their yaps shut!) or even look my way! When I was married, the 3 cardinal rules applied on Sundays and Monday nights. Don't talk to me, make your own dinner and no nookie until the last sec ticks off that clock. :cool: