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Lyn
07-07-2006, 09:34 AM
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-07-2006, 09:48 AM
1. Men are like ... Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like ....Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like ... Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


And we are like mushrooms...which is why women leave us in the dark and feed us sh*t:smile:

BlackNGold203
07-07-2006, 10:02 AM
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.


Why did the man cross the road? He heard the chicken was a ****.


Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They won't stop and ask for directions.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.



HEY WAIT!!!!

I'M A MAN!!!


:dang: :dang: :dang: :dang: :dang:

floodcitygirl
07-07-2006, 10:56 AM
Lyn, I have 2 things to say, 1. :rofl: My sides are killing me! 2. I think I can feel retaliation in the air!!!

lamberts-lost-tooth
07-07-2006, 11:32 AM
Lyn, I have 2 things to say, 1. :rofl: My sides are killing me! 2. I think I can feel retaliation in the air!!!

SEE!!! You two are buying into all the stereotype of men being belly scratching, beer guzzling apes with short attention-spans who.................okay what was I going to say?

BlackNGold203
07-07-2006, 11:51 AM
SEE!!! You two are buying into all the stereotype of men being belly scratching, beer guzzling apes with short attention-spans who.................okay what was I going to say?

Did someone say BEER!!??!!

Wait..what was this thread about???

*scratches belly and peels banana*

:angel:

Lyn
07-07-2006, 11:52 AM
scratches other areas also )

section514
07-07-2006, 12:05 PM
why are women's feet so small?

so they can stand closer to the sink

floodcitygirl
07-07-2006, 01:23 PM
why are women's feet so small?

so they can stand closer to the sinkAnd here I thought it was so you wouldn't have so much area to cover when you're kissing them!!!:hunch:

ARKIESTEEL
07-07-2006, 01:33 PM
:rolleyes: And here I thought it was so you wouldn't have so much area to cover when you're kissing them!!!:hunch:


All this time I thought we was supposed to kiss where the poop came out:sofunny:

floodcitygirl
07-07-2006, 01:52 PM
:rolleyes:


All this time I thought we was supposed to kiss where the poop came out:sofunny:Well....I guess what ever works for ya there, Arkiesteel... :wink:

section514
07-07-2006, 02:27 PM
well if the small feet are connected to a pretty face then I will kiss em

HometownGal
07-07-2006, 03:00 PM
well if the small feet are connected to a pretty face then I will kiss em

Ewwww - feet. I hate feet. Even my own and I get regular pedicures! :shake01:

ARKIESTEEL
07-07-2006, 03:09 PM
Ewwww - feet. I hate feet. Even my own and I get regular pedicures! :shake01:


do you think the person that give said pedicures hate feet as well

section514
07-07-2006, 03:26 PM
i didnt mean that I would kiss the feet, just that if the feet were a part of a body that had a pretty face, I would kiss the face

slashsteel
07-09-2006, 10:27 PM
Uhuh I see..................

The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman



#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.


#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.


#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.


#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.


#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"


#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.


AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

floodcitygirl
07-10-2006, 08:12 AM
I was waiting for the retaliation! Good one! :sofunny: