BlacknGold Bleeder
07-07-2006, 07:20 PM
Joe was in big trouble when he forgot his 20th wedding anniversary.
His wife Susan told him "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 5 seconds flat."
The next morning Susan found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for Joe have been set for Saturday.
His wife Susan told him "Tomorrow there'd better be something in the
driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 5 seconds flat."
The next morning Susan found a small package in the driveway. She opened
it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for Joe have been set for Saturday.