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former RB
02-02-2012, 09:13 PM
I'm going to make a "SUPER" "POWERFUL" announcement right here on Saturday night at precisely 8:00 P.M. Not 7:55 or 8:05.

Don't tell anyone. Keep it to yourself. If you happen to read it, you will be glad you did.

You'll understand on Saturday.:wave:

Bayz101
02-02-2012, 09:17 PM
I'm going to make a "SUPER" "POWERFUL" announcement right here on Saturday night at precisely 8:00 P.M. Not 7:55 or 8:05.

Don't tell anyone. Keep it to yourself. If you happen to read it, you will be glad you did.

You'll understand on Saturday.:wave:

I'm lost man.

Bayz101
02-02-2012, 09:19 PM
You are aware of the time zone's aren't you? I'm assuming you mean 5:00pmET since your in California.

Buddha Bus
02-02-2012, 09:54 PM
Why do I get the feeling the payoff to this will be as rewarding as Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone's vault? :hunch:

Fire Arians
02-02-2012, 10:30 PM
I'm going to make a "SUPER" "POWERFUL" announcement right here on Saturday night at precisely 8:00 P.M. Not 7:55 or 8:05.

Don't tell anyone. Keep it to yourself. If you happen to read it, you will be glad you did.

You'll understand on Saturday.:wave:

let me guess, you're gonna finally come out of the closet, and people are gonna go like 'oh that explains everything'?

Buddha Bus
02-02-2012, 10:49 PM
let me guess, you're gonna finally come out of the closet, and people are gonna go like 'oh that explains everything'?

:toofunny:


http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/482fcbe5-2a67-456a-8dd0-f73213fb2e37.jpg

Fire Arians
02-02-2012, 10:55 PM
:toofunny:


http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/482fcbe5-2a67-456a-8dd0-f73213fb2e37.jpg

:chuckle:

Buddha Bus
02-02-2012, 11:14 PM
I guess it could be the announcement of an exclusive former RB autograph session for SF members. :scratchchin:

Just think... a chance to get an autograph from the greatest football mind to ever grace the forums of Steelers Fever. Man, I can't wait for the location! :banana: :jerkit:

former RB
02-02-2012, 11:46 PM
You are aware of the time zone's aren't you? I'm assuming you mean 5:00pmET since your in California.

I'm going to post at 8:00 p.m. my time, I'm in Wyoming. It will be 10:00 p.m. your time.
I guess the time zone caused some confusion.

I'm not trying to get a large audience, I just want to post something in the locker room and "keep it in the locker room".
Thats why I posted here, I'm not trying to pick up parasites and trolls to follow me from thread to thread and forum to forum.

This is something that could be "super powerful".

I'm hoping to keep it low key and not have to deal with "girly boys" shooting offf their mouth every time I make another post on another forum.

I notice that there ARE A LOT OF "GIRLY BOYS" around here.

Cry baby "girly boy" football fans who never played the game, unless it was a video game.

I know a baller from a girly boy simply by reading their post. Girly boys hide behind a keyboard and take cheap shots, They cry about cutting a player or firing a coach because the steelers lose a game. They got no idea about how hard it is to make a team or play the game - let alone win a game.

I played the game for 12 years by the time i was 22.

People like "Fire Ariens" and "Buddah Bus" don't have a clue as far as football is concerned. They just follow the bouncing ball and watch the scoreboard. They make the most posts and cry the loudest, but they have no clue, and no chance of EVER having a clue. If you never played, there is no way you can have a clue.

My post is a locker room post. In the locker room you talk about whatever. Other players don't insult you for things you say in the locker room. AT LEAST THEY DON'T WHILE HIDING. FROM WHERE I COME FROM, YOU ACCUSE SOMEONE OF BEING A PUNK, YOU BETTER BE MAN ENOUGH TO TALK IT TO THEIR FACE.

I'd kick fire ariens and buddah bus asses both at the same time. I know a girly boy when they show up.

former RB
02-02-2012, 11:49 PM
I guess it could be the announcement of an exclusive former RB autograph session for SF members. :scratchchin:

Just think... a chance to get an autograph from the greatest football mind to ever grace the forums of Steelers Fever. Man, I can't wait for the location! :banana: :jerkit:

I used to laugh at guys like you. You'd try out for the team and quit after the first practice, or after the first hit. Sissy.

Fire Arians
02-02-2012, 11:58 PM
I used to laugh at guys like you. You'd try out for the team and quit after the first practice, or after the first hit. Sissy.

lol you sound like some dude who thinks he's a know it all because he played high school ball. what college did you play for if you're any good?

I played 3 years in HS, I'm not impressed man. You wanna get into a real man's sport, train in MMA. Course guys like you quit after getting punched in the mouth. sissy :chuckle:

former RB
02-02-2012, 11:58 PM
let me guess, you're gonna finally come out of the closet, and people are gonna go like 'oh that explains everything'?

Writing on a football discussion board doesn't qualify you for anything. I know a pretender when I see one. You just hide behind your keyboard and make "ignorant" "uninformed" STUPID opinions about things of which you have no clue.

This is a fan board, thats your only qualification. If some knowledge about the game was actually required, you'd never be here, you'd be on google trying to get computer football smart, so you could front.

You are just a stupid football fan that talks a lot and crys like a woman. You, like a woman, have no clue, and you never will.

It takes football experience to make intelligent comments, you can sound smart by repeating what you hear on sportscenter or the NFL network, but you aren't even a good poser.

Players don't hide behind keyboards and insult people, they know what it is.

I'd break your face if I ever saw you. You're just the kind of chump that I tend to knock out. If you don't know anything about the game other what you see on sports center, you ought to just cry and shut up. Like the girl you are. ******.

Fire Arians
02-03-2012, 12:04 AM
Writing on a football discussion board doesn't qualify you for anything. I know a pretender when I see one. You just hide behind your keyboard and make "ignorant" "uninformed" STUPID opinions about things of which you have no clue.

This is a fan board, thats your only qualification. If some knowledge about the game was actually required, you'd never be here, you'd be on google trying to get computer football smart, so you could front.

You are just a stupid football fan that talks a lot and crys like a woman. You, like a woman, have no clue, and you never will.

It takes football experience to make intelligent comments, you can sound smart by repeating what you hear on sportscenter or the NFL network, but you aren't even a good poser.

Players don't hide behind keyboards and insult people, they know what it is.

I'd break your face if I ever saw you. You're just the kind of chump that I tend to knock out. If you don't know anything about the game other what you see on sports center, you ought to just cry and shut up. Like the girl you are. ******.

:blah:

take some of your own advice, takes a real tough guy to hide behind a keyboard and throw threats big guy. go relive your glory days of being a second stringer on your junior varsity team. if you were so great you would be current_rb instead of former_rb? :chuckle:

since you obviously think you're great, let's hear what football credentials you have? What college did you play for? If you haven't played on a level past high school, I'd say you're no more experienced than half the posters on this board

former RB
02-03-2012, 12:13 AM
lol you sound like some dude who thinks he's a know it all because he played high school ball. what college did you play for if you're any good?

I played 3 years in HS, I'm not impressed man. You wanna get into a real man's sport, train in MMA. Course guys like you quit after getting punched in the mouth. sissy :chuckle:

I blew out my knee in 80. Rehabbed for 2 years and moved to Denver. Boxed pro from 83 to 88. I never hit the canvas. I detached a retina and had to quit.
I moved back to PA. in 88 and opened a boxing club. Trained fighters in the western region of PA for the golden gloves. I personally know most Pa. fighters, and sparred with moast of them until 2000, when I broke a hand for the third time.

Moved to Wyoming and went to horseshoeing school at montana state university school of horse shoeing. I shoe horses for a living. In my spare time I start horses. I don't ride broncs or bulls anymore because I got too old, and been kicked too much.

As far as football goes, I played RB and ROLB and SS in high school, and RB in college. I weighed 222 lbs. and could run a 4.45 40.

As a pro fighter , i was 6 wins, 9 losses. Lost all 9 by decision.

Lady Steel
02-03-2012, 12:20 AM
You, like a woman, have no clue, and you never will.

Players don't hide behind keyboards and insult people, they know what it is.

:tap:

Fire Arians
02-03-2012, 12:20 AM
I blew out my knee in 80. Rehabbed for 2 years and moved to Denver. Boxed pro from 83 to 88. I never hit the canvas. I detached a retina and had to quit.
I moved back to PA. in 88 and opened a boxing club. Trained fighters in the western region of PA for the golden gloves. I personally know most Pa. fighters, and sparred with moast of them until 2000, when I broke a hand for the third time.

Moved to Wyoming and went to horseshoeing school at montana state university school of horse shoeing. I shoe horses for a living. In my spare time I start horses. I don't ride broncs or bulls anymore because I got too old, and been kicked too much.

As far as football goes, I played RB and ROLB and SS in high school, and RB in college. I weighed 222 lbs. and could run a 4.45 40.

As a pro fighter , i was 6 wins, 9 losses. Lost all 9 by decision.

that's cool if that's true. but FWIW it's the internet. All i gotta say is trying to throw your weight around on a message board is just gonna get you laughed off. most mods would have banned you for throwing threats like that, but I'm not like that.

I played WR and FS in HS (95-97), honorable mention for all-state team as a FS, and got a few offers from small colleges to play db. Decided to join the military instead, didn't see myself playing pro, and was tired of going to school. rest is history.

anyway that's football experience. so i guess i can make informed comments right :chuckle:

former RB
02-03-2012, 12:23 AM
:blah:

take some of your own advice, takes a real tough guy to hide behind a keyboard and throw threats big guy. go relive your glory days of being a second stringer on your junior varsity team. if you were so great you would be current_rb instead of former_rb? :chuckle:

since you obviously think you're great, let's hear what football credentials you have? What college did you play for? If you haven't played on a level past high school, I'd say you're no more experienced than half the posters on this board

I'm a corporate partner in a profitable venture. I have $520,000 in my personal savings. I travel extensively. Would you like to meet me at the fight club of your choice? I'm 50, had a detached retina, surgery on both knees, 3 broken hands, and I know I can make you cry.

I played for a small school. I was labeled a hot head and hard to coach. Thats what kept me out of division 1. My coach and I didn't get along. He cost us games because he couldn't coach. The only reason he got the job was because he was the principle too.

former RB
02-03-2012, 12:25 AM
that's cool if that's true. but FWIW it's the internet. All i gotta say is trying to throw your weight around on a message board is just gonna get you laughed off. most mods would have banned you for throwing threats like that, but I'm not like that.

I played WR and FS in HS (95-97), honorable mention for all-state team as a FS, and got a few offers from small colleges to play db. Decided to join the military instead, didn't see myself playing pro, and was tired of going to school. rest is history.

anyway that's football experience. so i guess i can make informed comments right :chuckle:

YOU MESSED WITH MY MANHOOD.

Fire Arians
02-03-2012, 12:26 AM
I'm a corporate partner in a profitable venture. I have $520,000 in my personal savings. I travel extensively. Would you like to meet me at the fight club of your choice? I'm 50, had a detached retina, surgery on both knees, 3 broken hands, and I know I can make you cry.

I played for a small school. I was labeled a hot head and hard to coach. Thats what kept me out of division 1. My coach and I didn't get along. He cost us games because he couldn't coach. The only reason he got the job was because he was the principle too.

ok now i think you're full of shit.

By the way, I am a multi-millionaire who owns 5 oil comapnies and have a 12 inch johnson. I win :thumbsup:

Fire Arians
02-03-2012, 12:27 AM
YOU MESSED WITH MY MANHOOD.

grow the **** up, it's the internet, dickhead

MACH1
02-03-2012, 12:29 AM
Wyoming
Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

MasterOfPuppets
02-03-2012, 03:19 AM
I'd break your face if I ever saw you. You're just the kind of chump that I tend to knock out. If you don't know anything about the game other what you see on sports center, you ought to just cry and shut up. Like the girl you are. ******.

isn't there something in the COC about threatening people ? :banned:

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/midwayredneck/electronic_thugs.jpg

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 03:53 AM
isn't there something in the COC about threatening people ? :banned:

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u102/midwayredneck/electronic_thugs.jpg

We started it :chuckle:

I'll just sit back and wait until Saturday, this'll be interesting :applaudit:

But if things get too out of hand report it and i'll move it to the Furnace.

Wallace108
02-03-2012, 07:38 AM
isn't there something in the COC about threatening people ? :banned:
I'm guessing the only reason this delusional troll hasn't been banned yet is because there's a certain morbid curiosity as to what kind of epic failure he's going to deliver Saturday.

Then again, maybe the Internet message-board gods have smiled upon us and graced us with our new Tim Lumber. Maybe we should be grateful, even if he is slightly less entertaining and not quite as intelligent as Lumber.

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 07:59 AM
I notice that there ARE A LOT OF "GIRLY BOYS" around here.

You sure do talk a lot about "girly boys" and their asses and mouths. Fire Arians... I think you were right about this "upcoming super powerful announcement". :sofunny:



People like "Fire Ariens" and "Buddah Bus" don't have a clue as far as football is concerned. They just follow the bouncing ball and watch the scoreboard. They make the most posts and cry the loudest, but they have no clue, and no chance of EVER having a clue. If you never played, there is no way you can have a clue.

And that's what the f*ck a message board is for, asshole. For people to express their opinions and discuss them regardless of their level of "experience".

Oh, and show me one post I've made where I've ever "cried" about anything on here. What's that? You can't? That's because you're a thinks-he-knows-it-all blow hard who apparently can't read and spouts off about shit he knows nothing about. Sound familiar? The only one on here I hear crying is you whining about people following you around and picking on you. :tap:

Did we hurt hims wittle feewings? Who the hell let you out of your high school locker anyway?

My post is a locker room post. In the locker room you talk about whatever. Other players don't insult you for things you say in the locker room. AT LEAST THEY DON'T WHILE HIDING. FROM WHERE I COME FROM, YOU ACCUSE SOMEONE OF BEING A PUNK, YOU BETTER BE MAN ENOUGH TO TALK IT TO THEIR FACE.

Really? OK.... punk. :fingers:


I'd kick fire ariens and buddah bus asses both at the same time. I know a girly boy when they show up.

:toofunny:

More "girly boy" and ass talk. You, sir, are a fountain of pure entertainment. Please continue. :rofl:

Wallace108
02-03-2012, 08:06 AM
More "girly boy" and ass talk. You, sir, are a fountain of pure entertainment. Please continue. :rofl:

Maybe it was a typo. Do you think he meant "lick" instead of "kick"? :noidea:

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 08:10 AM
Maybe it was a typo. Do you think he meant "lick" instead of "kick"? :noidea:

Those 2 letters are right next to each other on the keyboard. :scratchchin:

I'm putting on my chastity belt just in case. :wink02:

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 08:12 AM
I have $520,000 in my personal savings.

That sure is a lot of girly boy dick to suck for that kind of cheddar. :jawdrop:

Wallace108
02-03-2012, 08:25 AM
That sure is a lot of girly boy dick to suck for that kind of cheddar. :jawdrop:

No, he does that for enjoyment. The $520,000 is what he earned being a tight end. Or did he say he was a wide receiver? It's difficult to keep his "Super powerful" sexual skill positions straight. All I know is that he said he had great talent and could have gone pro, if he hadn't torn out his ass or something.

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 08:39 AM
Maybe the "super powerful" announcement is that he's joining the "We're Super, Thanks For Asking Friends"? They have been having trouble battling the "Lesions of Doom" lately. :rofl:


http://www.seattlegayscene.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/gay-porn-super-heroes.jpg

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 08:53 AM
Damn guy's, did you catch a smell of this and go into attack mode? :chuckle:

Fire Arians
02-03-2012, 11:52 AM
ok i agreed not poke fun at him anymore, i have to be more PC as a mod. I'm still waiting for this 'powerful statement' whatever that may be :chuckle:

ricardisimo
02-03-2012, 12:05 PM
Someone need to develop a sense of humor. I apologize most sincerely that this spectaculorific announcement was greeted with something less than bated breath and nipples all a-twitter in anticipation, it was - alas - to be expected. It's the internet, and no one is under any obligation to share your enthusiasm or even pretend.

As far as people questioning your manhood, grow up. They were joking, and your sense of self should be strong enough to deal with that. I've met 14-year-olds with less insecurities about their "manhood".

Threatening people with physical violence - yes, even over a message board and thousands of miles away - is a clear violation of netiquette and the board CoC. We'll just leave this as a friendly reminder for now.

Everyone else should probably just drop this thread for now, as it appears to have every intention of snowballing if we don't. I, for one, prefer not locking down threads, infracting, etc. Supposedly we're all adults. Well, except for Buddha, that is.

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 12:14 PM
Well, except for Buddha, that is.


:fingers: :moon:

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 01:06 PM
:fingers: :moon:

:rofl:

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 01:13 PM
I'll anticipate this announcement most certainly. Not sure about the rest of these butt-lickers :chuckle:

Now, lay off on the personal attacks and arguments. This isn't elementary school.

Well, of course Buddha's a pre-school graduate :chuckle: I guess that counts for something :wink02:

To be honest, this thread isn't discussion worthy until said announcement date, and probably shouldn't have been created so early to begin with. You make your announcement on Saturday, and we'll be here to see it. Maybe :thumbsup:

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 01:17 PM
Not sure about the rest of these butt-lickers :chuckle:
Well, of course Buddha's a pre-school graduate :chuckle: I guess that counts for something :wink02:

Those sound like personal attacks to me! I'm filing a complaint! :rant: :sign06:


:sofunny:

stb_steeler
02-03-2012, 01:19 PM
Someone need to develop a sense of humor. I apologize most sincerely that this spectaculorific announcement was greeted with something less than bated breath and nipples all a-twitter in anticipation, it was - alas - to be expected. It's the internet, and no one is under any obligation to share your enthusiasm or even pretend.

As far as people questioning your manhood, grow up. They were joking, and your sense of self should be strong enough to deal with that. I've met 14-year-olds with less insecurities about their "manhood".

Threatening people with physical violence - yes, even over a message board and thousands of miles away - is a clear violation of netiquette and the board CoC. We'll just leave this as a friendly reminder for now.

Everyone else should probably just drop this thread for now, as it appears to have every intention of snowballing if we don't. I, for one, prefer not locking down threads, infracting, etc. Supposedly we're all adults. Well, except for Buddha, that is.
They all know where the iggy button is.....:chuckle:

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 01:20 PM
Those sound like personal attacks to me! I'm filing a complaint! :rant: :sign06:


:sofunny:

Personal. Your not a person, your a piss-monkey!

:monkey:

:flap:

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 01:24 PM
Personal. Your not a person, your a piss-monkey!

:monkey:

:flap:



That's 3 strikes and you're out! I'm soooo banning you at SX, Bagz!!!! :banned:


:flex: :kick:

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 01:27 PM
That's 3 strikes and you're out! I'm soooo banning you at SX, Bagz!!!! :banned:


:flex: :kick:

But you are a piss monkey? Ahhh, shit. I'm assuming the third strike was copyright infringement :banging:

:monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:

MACH1
02-03-2012, 01:28 PM
Did somebody say piss monkey?

rrPosTPSXxw

:toofunny::toofunny:

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 01:28 PM
:toofunny::rofl:

Fire Arians
02-03-2012, 01:29 PM
Personal. Your not a person, your a piss-monkey!

:monkey:

:flap:

infraction, that's 4 points to bayz' account :chuckle:

6 more and you're outta there!

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 01:32 PM
infraction, that's 4 points to bayz' account :chuckle:

6 more and you're outta there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzhVgWwS_gM&feature=related

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 01:33 PM
Jesus, i'll never figure this youtube coding out...

Buddha Bus
02-03-2012, 01:41 PM
Jesus, i'll never figure this youtube coding out...



That's because you're dumber than a piss monkey. :flap: :sofunny:

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MasterOfPuppets
02-03-2012, 01:45 PM
why would you start a thread like this and not expect people to shoot from the hip ?
i mean if you don't want sharks around then don't throw out the chum ...:doh:
this goober has done nothing but fan the flames with his " revs like " posting style .

MasterOfPuppets
02-03-2012, 01:53 PM
Jesus, i'll never figure this youtube coding out...
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/chimp-computer.jpg

MasterOfPuppets
02-03-2012, 01:56 PM
Maybe it was a typo. Do you think he meant "lick" instead of "kick"? :noidea::chuckle:
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Bayz101
02-03-2012, 02:06 PM
Oh great, now it smells of monkey piss in here :chuckle:

MasterOfPuppets
02-03-2012, 05:24 PM
hmmmm...no comment from hipcheese on this thread yet. ..:scratchchin:

Wallace108
02-03-2012, 06:29 PM
As far as people questioning your manhood, grow up. They were joking

Yeah, we'll go with that. :thumbsup:

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 07:57 PM
hmmmm...no comment from hipcheese on this thread yet. ..:scratchchin:

I'm shocked Tony's senses haven't kicked in.

MACH1
02-03-2012, 08:02 PM
I'm shocked Tony's senses haven't kicked in.

I think he went out on a 2-3 day drinking binge. :sofunny:

Bayz101
02-03-2012, 08:04 PM
I think he went out on a 2-3 day drinking binge. :sofunny:

My boy!!!!

Wallace108
02-04-2012, 12:39 AM
Is it Saturday night yet? The anticipation is killing me. :popcorn:

Sneak
02-04-2012, 03:41 AM
Leave the poor kid alone, he's obviously starved for attention to have started this thread, and your really harshing his mellow by being so.. So.. Uncooperative.

Still, lets hand it to him, he did acomplish what he set out to do - get lots of people to notice him. Here's to you, big guy. :thumbsup:

tony hipchest
02-04-2012, 04:58 PM
damn... i ALWAYS miss all the fun. :doh:

so has the ball dropped yet?

Atlanta Dan
02-04-2012, 05:42 PM
damn... i ALWAYS miss all the fun. :doh:

so has the ball dropped yet?

Nope - I just stumbled into this thread - one of the most entertaining reads in a while:chuckle:

Apparently the big announcement is going down at 8 pm in Wyoming (MST) when former rb will make the post from his Fortress of Solitude

So for those of us in the effete East check back at 10 pm EST

Bayz101
02-04-2012, 07:13 PM
Buddha suggest's that I be here for crowd control...

MACH1
02-04-2012, 07:19 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHQRpgj3dWQa7bRa8iYx6GSyK1uoOsF u_aCcAAFXmOsJDZ1itnRUfd3LEK

Bayz101
02-04-2012, 07:24 PM
Well, I have an early start tomorrow, so I guess i'll just read the news in the morning. MACH's on riot control :chuckle:

silver & black
02-04-2012, 07:29 PM
:popcorn:

harrison'samonster
02-04-2012, 07:55 PM
Oh no, I forgot about the time difference. I got on here to see what the announcement was and now I'm disappointed. Oh well. I guess I can wait another hour.

Fire Arians
02-04-2012, 08:06 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHQRpgj3dWQa7bRa8iYx6GSyK1uoOsF u_aCcAAFXmOsJDZ1itnRUfd3LEK

i brought the liquid refreshment

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tony hipchest
02-04-2012, 08:19 PM
i think he might be announcing that he is the chosen one, the messiah, the king of kings.

i think i need a mixed drink for this.

:popcorn:

MACH1
02-04-2012, 08:26 PM
i think he might be announcing that he is the chosen one, the messiah, the king of kings.

i think i need a mixed drink for this.

:popcorn:

Nah can't be, it's already been done. See the guy in the whitehouse. :wink02:

tony hipchest
02-04-2012, 08:31 PM
maybe he will announce that aaron rodgers is the league mvp before NBC does in their gimmicky sat night special. now THAT would be profound!

Wallace108
02-04-2012, 08:37 PM
Shouldn't we at least have a countdown clock or a drum roll or something? It doesn't seem right to have a "super powerful" announcement without a proper introduction. :noidea:

tony hipchest
02-04-2012, 08:45 PM
Shouldn't we at least have a countdown clock or a drum roll or something? It doesn't seem right to have a "super powerful" announcement without a proper introduction. :noidea:

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tony hipchest
02-04-2012, 08:47 PM
i got it! he's gonna announce his true identity as either walter abercrombie or bam morris!


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tony hipchest
02-04-2012, 09:05 PM
I'm going to make a "SUPER" "POWERFUL" announcement right here on Saturday night at precisely 8:00 P.M. Not 7:55 or 8:05.

:

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i guess we can lock this thread. :hunch:

stb_steeler
02-04-2012, 09:08 PM
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h146/frostus27/fail.gif

stb_steeler
02-04-2012, 09:09 PM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s112/BardOfDoom/failed.jpg

Wallace108
02-04-2012, 09:09 PM
I'm totally shocked that this "super powerful" announcement ended in complete and utter failure. :coffee:

Fire Arians
02-04-2012, 09:10 PM
can i ban him now?

Wallace108
02-04-2012, 09:13 PM
can i ban him now?
No. You need to make an announcement next Saturday at 8:00 on whether you're going to ban him. You need to let the anticipation build a little first.

Fire Arians
02-04-2012, 09:14 PM
No. You need to make an announcement next Saturday at 8:00 on whether you're going to ban him. You need to let the anticipation build a little first.

then ill go out drinking and be like oh my bad, didn't i have something to do at 8? :chuckle:

stb_steeler
02-04-2012, 09:27 PM
I say we place a wager on weather he comes back.......
http://i953.photobucket.com/albums/ae15/RockstarArtwork/Misc%20company%20stuff/fsw_bets_v1b.png

Fire Arians
02-04-2012, 10:17 PM
actually him not posting anything was the best thing he's did since coming here lol

vasteeler
02-04-2012, 10:18 PM
yeah, you guys got me.....i cant believe i read all 8 pages:doh:

Buddha Bus
02-05-2012, 12:09 AM
Apparently the "super announcement" was a silent one stating that he has decided to retire from his career at internet douchebaggery.

Former RB.... we hardly knew ye...... or gave a f*ck.

Should we now dub him "former former RB"?

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 02:48 AM
Wonderful announcement. Amazing.

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 03:03 AM
Why do I get the feeling the payoff to this will be as rewarding as Geraldo Rivera opening Al Capone's vault? :hunch:

Hmm...

Buddha Bus
02-05-2012, 07:24 AM
Hmm...

Yep... I called it. This now makes me the second most smartest super-genius on this board. http://r28.imgfast.net/users/2815/14/51/45/smiles/2565791796.gif

He probably just had an emergency interview with Mike Tomlin for the OC job. The Steelers would be extremely remiss if they didn't do their due diligence and at least attempt to sign the most legendary football mind we've seen since Vince Lombardi. I just know the asking price on compensation by Mensa for his services will probably be too high.






*This post ribbed with sarcasm for your pleasure* :chuckle:

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 07:29 AM
Yep... I called it. This now makes me the second most smartest super-genius on this board. http://r28.imgfast.net/users/2815/14/51/45/smiles/2565791796.gif

He probably just had an emergency interview with Mike Tomlin for the OC job. The Steelers would be extremely remiss if they didn't do their due diligence and at least attempt to sign the most legendary football mind we've seen since Vince Lombardi. I just know the asking price on compensation by Mensa for his services will probably be too high.






*This post ribbed with sarcasm for your pleasure* :chuckle:

Great, now I have a rash...

Buddha Bus
02-05-2012, 07:47 AM
Great, now I have a rash...

I wonder how that will look taken out of context? :scratchchin:

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 08:00 AM
I wonder how that will look taken out of context? :scratchchin:

This is going to be on SX, isn't it?

:banging:

Buddha Bus
02-05-2012, 08:15 AM
This is going to be on SX, isn't it?

:banging:



I'll spare you. It's mean to pick on the "retard". :heha:

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 08:16 AM
I'll spare you. It's mean to pick on the "retard". :heha:

Wha? I wasn't picking on you??? When was this??

:fingers:

Buddha Bus
02-05-2012, 08:26 AM
Wha? I wasn't picking on you??? When was this??

:fingers:

You know what I'm talking about, Corky. :nana:

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 08:34 AM
You know what I'm talking about, Corky. :nana:

But I don't, because i'm apparently retarded :thumbsup:

tony hipchest
02-05-2012, 11:12 AM
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10 hours later and still nothing?

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Bayz101
02-05-2012, 11:26 AM
I think we've been trolled....

I'm giving this thread until tonight at ten, then it's gone.

stb_steeler
02-05-2012, 11:36 AM
I think we've been trolled....

I'm giving this thread until tonight at ten, then it's gone.

C'mon, this is the only form of entertainment we have....:doh:

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 11:40 AM
C'mon, this is the only form of entertainment we have....:doh:

TITS

There ya' go.

But seriously. This thread was for an announcement that doesn't look likely to be announced. Putting it out of it's misery tonight :chuckle:

Buddha Bus
02-05-2012, 11:44 AM
C'mon, this is the only form of entertainment we have....:doh:

:iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree: :iagree:

tony hipchest
02-05-2012, 12:31 PM
i think the thread should live in infamy. its what the locker room is for, plus nobody wants to lose valuable post count. :naughty:

Buddha Bus
02-05-2012, 01:37 PM
i think the thread should live in infamy. its what the locker room is for, plus nobody wants to lose valuable post count. :naughty:

It has taken on a life of it's own.... something the OP didn't have. :chuckle:

I give it the piss monkey seal of approval!

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens17621450_1297287881thumbs-up.jpg



I beseech you.... LET THIS THREAD LIVE! http://r28.imgfast.net/users/2815/14/51/45/smiles/1426860608.gif

Wallace108
02-05-2012, 02:13 PM
i think the thread should live in infamy. its what the locker room is for, plus nobody wants to lose valuable post count. :naughty:

Hell hath no fury like post wh0res scorned. :mad:

And what's all this crazy talk about killing this thread? It's not every day that a thread becomes legendary. Next thing we know, Bayz will wanna kill the 1492 thread because the Bengals didn't suck this year. :doh:

stb_steeler
02-05-2012, 02:54 PM
i think the thread should live in infamy. its what the locker room is for, plus nobody wants to lose valuable post count. :naughty:

See what happens when an Angel gets it wings......:popcorn:

Bayz101
02-05-2012, 02:58 PM
If someone get's me a hamburger, i'll let it live. :thumbsup:

stb_steeler
02-05-2012, 03:05 PM
If someone get's me a hamburger, i'll let it live. :thumbsup:

Your wish is granted
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m237/hrhqueencat/Hamburgers/hamburger44444.jpg

Wallace108
02-05-2012, 04:17 PM
If someone get's me a hamburger, i'll let it live. :thumbsup:
Here ya go, Bayz. I had to pry it out of Buddha's mouth, but I'm fairly certain he doesn't have any communicable diseases. :noidea:


http://www.cheese-burger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/boiled-cheeseburger.JPG

tony hipchest
02-05-2012, 10:39 PM
Here ya go, Bayz. I had to pry it out of Buddha's mouth, but I'm fairly certain he doesn't have any communicable diseases. :noidea:


]:sofunny:

just to be sure, you might wanna see a doc for confirmation on that. :noidea:

Wallace108
02-05-2012, 11:06 PM
:sofunny:

just to be sure, you might wanna see a doc for confirmation on that. :noidea:

Upon further review, I now see that my comment can take on an unintended meaning. :doh:

Bayz, you can delete this thread now. :sofunny:

tony hipchest
02-05-2012, 11:24 PM
Upon further review, I now see that my comment can take on an unintended meaning. :doh:

Bayz, you can delete this thread now. :sofunny:

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

this thread delivers.

ricardisimo
02-06-2012, 01:59 AM
Great, now I have a rash...
He said ribbed, not nonoxinol-9. By the way, not only no announcement yet, but no hamburger either. These guys brought you a sloppy joe and a cheeseburger instead. Hope they're not waiting tables (http://www.hulu.com/watch/3533/saturday-night-live-the-olympia-restaurant).

Bayz101
02-06-2012, 03:27 AM
Sweet Dreams, thread.

Bayz101
02-06-2012, 05:56 PM
I hath mercy on thy thread! It livith!

6RingsAndCounting
02-09-2012, 09:36 PM
Someone needs to start a "What's your football experience thread" so we can all talk about ourselves :)

Fire Arians
02-10-2012, 01:52 AM
lol i usually don't talk about my personal life, i just tried to connect with the guy and give him a chance. apparently he's dumb as rocks. too many hits to the helmet i guess :chuckle:

stb_steeler
02-10-2012, 03:36 PM
Someone needs to start a "What's your football experience thread" so we can all talk about ourselves :)

You first.......:wink02:

Buddha Bus
02-10-2012, 04:07 PM
Since we're making "super retarded" announcements now....


I LIKE APPLESAUCE!!!!!! :oops: :yummy:

timmyBean
02-11-2012, 01:44 PM
YOU MESSED WITH MY MANHOOD.

Geek.

6RingsAndCounting
02-12-2012, 05:31 PM
lol i usually don't talk about my personal life, i just tried to connect with the guy and give him a chance. apparently he's dumb as rocks. too many hits to the helmet i guess :chuckle:

No way, you know he didn't take hits to the head, he took them to the knee! That's why he didn't go pro, because he blew it out or else he would be sitting in his mansion with 5 super bowl rings and 10 pro bowl appearances. Sheesh

tony hipchest
02-12-2012, 09:27 PM
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next time i go for the 10 hour version... :yeehaw:

6RingsAndCounting
02-13-2012, 04:12 PM
So what ever happened to this announcement? Did I miss it?

Buddha Bus
02-13-2012, 04:19 PM
So what ever happened to this announcement? Did I miss it?

The announcement was much like a piece of performance art. The only words that were said were the initial warnings followed by an ironic silence that could only be construed as an opportunity for the art to speak for itself and to leave the statement open for interpretation in the eyes of the beholder.

He's a very deep, complex, and mysterious artist this one. It will cause discussions of his genius for generations to come I'm certain. :wink02:

Fire Arians
02-13-2012, 05:17 PM
So what ever happened to this announcement? Did I miss it?

he posted something about how the half time show was a disgrace, and for that, the NFL should be boycotted, because they let madonna and a whole bunch of entertainers push some kind of homosexual agenda.

i don't know what happened to the thread, apparently it was deleted. it was funny as hell though

stb_steeler
02-13-2012, 09:09 PM
I'm going to make a "SUPER" "POWERFUL" announcement right here on Saturday night at precisely 8:00 P.M. Not 7:55 or 8:05.

Don't tell anyone. Keep it to yourself. If you happen to read it, you will be glad you did.

You'll understand on Saturday.:wave:

And now for your next trick......
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm255/MastrShade/South%20Park/South-Park.gif

Bayz101
02-13-2012, 09:25 PM
He actually hasn't logged into the forum since he made his last post in this thread, so it wasn't him posting anything about the Madonna halftime-show. Could have been someone with a similar name, but it wasn't him. He hasn't logged in since 2/3/12.

Bayz101
02-13-2012, 09:26 PM
Unless your referring to "Boycott the NFL". That was posted before this thread was created.