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BlacknGold Bleeder
07-13-2006, 12:28 AM
As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal-Mart yesterday a particularly
>>unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of
>>body odor pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her
>>kids, almost knocking another older lady down, grabbed the first cart
>>and swung it around, hitting an older man working there as a Wal-Mart
>>Greeter.
>>
>>As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and
>>friendly voice the Greeter said, while gesturing towards the two
>>children, "Are they twins?"
>>
>>Glaring at him she snapped back saying, "No you old fool, the brat's 9
>>and the little witch is 7, are you so blind you think they look
>>alike?"
>>
>>"No," calmly replied the Greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
>>twice".

"To remain silent when one should protest makes cowards of men"...thomas jefferson

SteelShooter
07-13-2006, 01:30 AM
Awesome!

floodcitygirl
07-13-2006, 09:34 AM
:sofunny: I worked at a retirement community for a short time a long time ago.....no doubt but that those little old guys can definately get spunky! Good one!

BlackNGold203
07-13-2006, 10:05 AM
LMAO....outstanding!!!!

:sofunny: :sofunny:

SteelersMongol
07-14-2006, 10:34 PM
LOL :smile: I HATE MEAN PEOPLE! Life is too short to live pissed. :smile: