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3 to be 4
07-13-2006, 08:29 AM
Go on vacation
Go to football games
Get gas
take your family out to dinner
go to the movies
water paint your dinky
go to baseball games
participate in community activities
look inside your neighbors bedroom window
go to PTA meetings
involve yourself in your local church
vote
go to basketball games
watch porn with your dog
buy a gift for your loved one
nurture your children
be kind to strangers
mail horse manure to someone you dont know

BlackNGold203
07-13-2006, 09:00 AM
Go on vacation
Go to football games
Get gas
take your family out to dinner
go to the movies
water paint your dinky
go to baseball games
participate in community activities
look inside your neighbors bedroom window
go to PTA meetings
involve yourself in your local church
vote
go to basketball games
watch porn with your dog
buy a gift for your loved one
nurture your children
be kind to strangers
mail horse manure to someone you dont know

You worry me.......:dang:

3 to be 4
07-13-2006, 09:06 AM
go grocery shopping
take your kids to little league
bake apple pies
tie up squirrals in the basement
wash your car
go to the mall
enjoy a walk in the park
give flowers to an elderly lady
dump a bag of flour over your head and scream out the window

CAH
07-13-2006, 12:22 PM
tie up squirrals in the basement

Yep, I'll keep doing this and that'll show those terrorists. :salute:

beSteelmyheart
07-16-2006, 04:18 PM
tie up squirrals in the basement

Yep, I'll keep doing this and that'll show those terrorists. :salute:


:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Or take a holiday roadtrip to your hometown, over 1000 miles away, price of gas be damned, just because you can't stand the thought of sitting around the house for 6 days!
And have a great time!

CAH
07-16-2006, 06:16 PM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Or take a holiday roadtrip to your hometown, over 1000 miles away, price of gas be damned, just because you can't stand the thought of sitting around the house for 6 days!
And have a great time!
I live 5 miles from where I was born. I could walk that. LOL

SteelShooter
07-17-2006, 12:52 AM
I currently live 1,832 miles from where I was born........think I'll fly.


.........................but those poor squirrels, they are DONE FOR! :sofunny:

floodcitygirl
07-17-2006, 10:18 AM
Since we're accosting squirrels, can we add chipmunks to the list?...I have one that's terrorizing my bird feeder....keeps jumping from a bush, hanging on and swinging it until he dumps out the seed! :rolleyes: (lol)

ARKIESTEEL
07-17-2006, 10:29 AM
Since we're accosting squirrels, can we add chipmunks to the list?...I have one that's terrorizing my bird feeder....keeps jumping from a bush, hanging on and swinging it until he dumps out the seed! :rolleyes: (lol)

you need to stop treaty small fuzzy chimpmunks bad or they will have a jihad on you and send a flying squirrel crashing into your house doing many cents worth of damage and stoping the world economy dead in its tracks


All praise be to Smokey the Bear

floodcitygirl
07-17-2006, 10:36 AM
you need to stop treaty small fuzzy chimpmunks bad or they will have a jihad on you and send a flying squirrel crashing into your house doing many cents worth of damage and stoping the world economy dead in its tracks


All praise be to Smokey the BearYou could be right Arkie.....now that I think about it, it might not be the SAME chimpmunk....there could be hundreds...or thousands....and I thought they were just trying to starve my birds....their untimate goal may be alot more sinister! (lol)

ARKIESTEEL
07-17-2006, 10:39 AM
You could be right Arkie.....now that I think about it, it might not be the SAME chimpmunk....there could be hundreds...or thousands....and I thought they were just trying to starve my birds....their untimate goal may be alot more sinister! (lol)


Did you ever see Chip and Dale and I am not talking about them less than manly gay ass dancers you girls go see, I am talking about the cartoon them guys would be hard to mess with

CowherLover
07-17-2006, 10:47 AM
I think they have already declared Jihad on my property. The little bastages are all over the place wreaking havoc! They're gonna cause my dogs to have a nervous condition, lol! Arkie, you crack my shit up man! :toofunny:

floodcitygirl
07-17-2006, 01:35 PM
Did you ever see Chip and Dale and I am not talking about them less than manly gay ass dancers you girls go see, I am talking about the cartoon them guys would be hard to mess withI'm not interested in Chip or Dale...as has been said before, only pool, lawn, or cabanna boys....six pack abs....serving me fruity drinks....cartoon characters, don't count! :sofunny:

ARKIESTEEL
07-17-2006, 01:59 PM
I'm not interested in Chip or Dale...as has been said before, only pool, lawn, or cabanna boys....six pack abs....serving me fruity drinks....cartoon characters, don't count! :sofunny:


What do six pack abs and fruity drinks have to do with the war on chipmunks man you took this way off topic

floodcitygirl
07-17-2006, 03:28 PM
What do six pack abs and fruity drinks have to do with the war on chipmunks man you took this way off topicWell YOU brought up Chip and Dale! (lol)...and the lawn boy should be able to help with the chipmunks anyway! :smile:

ARKIESTEEL
07-17-2006, 04:07 PM
Well YOU brought up Chip and Dale! (lol)...and the lawn boy should be able to help with the chipmunks anyway! :smile:


This thread is about Chipmunk terrorists stay on topic man you girls have nothing on your minds but 6 packs (I buy it a case at a time 6 packs are for sissys) and cartoons:blurp:

floodcitygirl
07-17-2006, 06:25 PM
This thread is about Chipmunk terrorists stay on topic man you girls have nothing on your minds but 6 packs (I buy it a case at a time 6 packs are for sissys) and cartoons:blurp:(lol) So then Arkie, are you offering to be the official lawn boy for all of the SF ladies, taking care of our terriorist chipmunks......and while your at it serving our fruity drinks too??? I know you wouldn't want us to get stuck with one of those "sissys"! :sofunny:

ARKIESTEEL
07-18-2006, 09:02 AM
(lol) So then Arkie, are you offering to be the official lawn boy for all of the SF ladies, taking care of our terriorist chipmunks......and while your at it serving our fruity drinks too??? I know you wouldn't want us to get stuck with one of those "sissys"! :sofunny:


Hell count me in I can shoot chipmunks mix drinks and cut the grass all at the same time. And never miss a beat but if you need a six pack your in luck cause I got the whole keg which is alot of six packs all rolled up into a nice round package. By the way I like to be called the Lawn Man/Bartender/Oil and sun screen operater/chipmunk killing bundle of love.

floodcitygirl
07-18-2006, 09:38 AM
Hell count me in I can shoot chipmunks mix drinks and cut the grass all at the same time. And never miss a beat but if you need a six pack your in luck cause I got the whole keg which is alot of six packs all rolled up into a nice round package. By the way I like to be called the Lawn Man/Bartender/Oil and sun screen operater/chipmunk killing bundle of love.All of that talent rolled up into a Steelerboy.....quite impressive Arkie! (BTW, don't forget the cute little umbrellas for those drinks!) :cool:

3 to be 4
07-25-2006, 10:13 PM
having cookouts after church
taking your sweetheart for a walk in the park
blindfolding an old person and teaching them to "squeeze the banana in the toilet"
baking cookies on a fall day
playing the leaves with your kids
going to a drive-in on a summer night
dressing up Mr Dinky as Abraham Leaking

tony hipchest
07-25-2006, 10:22 PM
blindfolding an old person and teaching them to "squeeze the banana in the toilet":banana:

dressing up Mr Dinky as Abraham Leaking :monkey:

:yeehaw:

BBC
07-25-2006, 10:27 PM
dump a bag of flour over your head and scream out the window

I can't believe no one commented on this one.

:sofunny:

Stillers#1
07-25-2006, 11:56 PM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

Or take a holiday roadtrip to your hometown, over 1000 miles away, price of gas be damned, just because you can't stand the thought of sitting around the house for 6 days!
And have a great time!

I got lik a 3,000 mile drive, did it once, will never do it again....lol...till I move back home that is.

I got another thing for the list btw, fly wortless air refueling sorties of the desert, that waste 60,000 dollars worth of gas every flight. Oh and if you have a problem after you take-off, dump all ur gas ove the persian gulf, so you are light enough to land (up too 100,000 lbs of gas sometimes btw, which is like 67,000 gallons, of high octane jet fuel) one fo the things i hate about being in the military.

tony hipchest
07-26-2006, 10:36 AM
to bad we cant dump all that fuel over gitmo and light a match to it.