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lamberts-lost-tooth
07-16-2006, 05:47 AM
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

SteelersMongol
07-16-2006, 11:28 AM
My God. :smile: This is wrong. :smile:

Lyn
07-16-2006, 07:47 PM
Cute LOL:)

section514
07-16-2006, 09:55 PM
i prefer sex if you ask me, lol