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tony hipchest
07-20-2006, 08:16 PM
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why(why man)

Chorus:
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high(uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin it next semester and I know why(why man) (hey hey)

chorus

(go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high(ohh,ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high(la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high(no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why(why man)(yeah eh eh)

chorus

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high(uh, i'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high(uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic( ha ha ha) and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin away and I know why (why man)

chorus

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (im serious)
I was gonna eat your ***** too(ohhh) but then I got high
Now i'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why(trying to shut off ha ha ha)

chorus

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high say (what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin on the side walk and I know why (why man)
(yeah yeah)

chorus

Ima stop singing this song because I'm high(raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high(bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why(why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
la la da da da da la da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa

tony hipchest
07-20-2006, 08:32 PM
runner up from cypress hill

Hits from the Bong Lyrics



Well I'm an alley cat, some say a dirty rat,
on my side you see my gat, see I'm all of that.
Sendin' off buck shots for I'm gonna wetcha,
running hard, but I'm still coming to getcha.
Thinking like a peace smoke, comin on a homicide,
you talkin shit, try to take me for a ride.
I'm not a bad guy, but I'm the funky feel one,
finger on the trigger with my hands upon the steel.
Lettin' out a bullet, this is going boo-yaa,
you're stuck in my so hood, so what ya gonna do now?
Being the hunted one is no fun.
Here I come son, yo I think you better run
Better run more, and move a little faster,
second of thought and I'm coming to blast ya
With my

Chorus:

Sawed off shotgun, hand on the pump,
left hand on a forty, [puffin on a blunt]
Pumped my shotgun, [niggaz didn't jump]
Lala la la lala la laaaaa...

Comin at you like a stiff blow, ****in' up your program.
Ain't takin shit from you, him or no man.
Master mind maniac and a menace soooo,
how they want to pass sentence.
All because a nigga tried to play me on the trigger,
he missed, so now the nigga's pissed.
Rude and crude like a pitbull, get to the point
your ****in' car to get pulled, now,
I'm headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and I'm handin' out beatdowns.
I'm headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and I'm handin' out beatdowns [get your face down!]
Put me in chains, try to beat my brains
I can get out, but the grudge remains.
When I see ya punk ass, I'm gonna getcha
****ing do ya, shotgun go boo-yaa!

Chorus

Kickin' that funky Cypress Hill shit,
take a lot of mental for the blunted to chill with,
cuz I'm the chill one, known to get ill one,
they stepped to the Hill "What's up?", I had to kill one.
Now I'm headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and they got me on lock down.
Headed up the river with a boat and no paddle
and they got me on lock down.
Hit me like a nigga who done lost his mind
cause I ain't goin out like a spineless jellyfish.
Some say life is a bitch,
ask that punk who dug his own ditch
out for the Hill ****in' up at a party.
Tried to get funny, put a hole in his body.
Lala la la lala la laaa
Look at all of those funeral cars,
cause I'ma

Chorus

tony hipchest
07-20-2006, 08:33 PM
runner up #2 also from cypress hill:

I wanna get high



I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!

Well that's the funk elastic, the blunt I twist it
The slamafied, (buddafied) funk on your discus
Oh, what you messed with, you got to bare witness
Catch a ho and another ho Merry Christmas
Yes I smoke shit, straight off the roach clip
I roach it roll the blunt at once to approach it
Forward motion make you sway like the ocean
The herb is more than just a powerful potion
What's the commotion, yo I'm not joking around
People learning about, what they're smoking
My oven is on high, when I roast the quail
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Exhale, now you felt the funk of the power
now feel the effects...

I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
I want to get high - so high!
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong
yo hits from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong
yo hits from the from the bong from the bong

SteelerzGirl
07-20-2006, 10:16 PM
:sofunny:

SteelersfaninPhilly
07-20-2006, 10:26 PM
:sofunny: :rofl:

HburgXL06
07-20-2006, 10:29 PM
Three stories of my life...........

BuFu

SteelCityMan786
07-20-2006, 10:38 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: LMFAO!!!!!

3 to be 4
07-23-2006, 11:25 AM
how about Harry Nilsonn's

You're breaking my heart
You're tearin it apart
so **** you

tony hipchest
07-23-2006, 11:41 AM
how about Harry Nilsonn's

You're breaking my heart
You're tearin it apart
so **** younice. or a bob dylan classic:

They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're walking on the street
They'll stone you when you're trying to keep your seat
They'll stone you when your walking one door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

They'll stone you when you're at the breakfast table
They'll stone you when you are young and able
They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck
They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

Well They'll stone you and say that it's the end
They'll stone you and then they'll come back again
They'll stone you when you're riding in your car
They'll stone you when you're playing you guitar
Yes But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Alright

Well They'll stone you when you are all alone
They'll stone you when you are walking home
They'll stone you and then say they're all brave
They'll stone you when you're send down in your grave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned the floor
They'll stone you when your walking to th

3 to be 4
07-23-2006, 11:43 AM
Cocaine by Eric Clapton. the Stanley Wilson cover.

tony hipchest
07-23-2006, 11:49 AM
Cocaine by Eric Clapton. the Stanley Wilson cover.

bobby fuller four "i fought the law (and the law won)"

peter tosh "legalize it"

any song by bob marley

3 to be 4
07-23-2006, 11:59 AM
any taco bell, burger king, or Wendy's jingle.

3 to be 4
07-23-2006, 12:00 PM
this isnt getting too "personal" is it?

tony hipchest
07-23-2006, 12:07 PM
naaaahhhh. "pull ups" diaper commercial jingle:

" i can pull em off and on,
mommy wow, im a big kid now!"

tony hipchest
07-23-2006, 12:25 PM
Beck - "loser"

SteelShooter
07-23-2006, 12:34 PM
Too dad-gummed funny...all of 'em!

Thanks Tony!

tony hipchest
07-23-2006, 12:42 PM
"in the ghetto" - elvis
"ring of fire" - johnny cash (rip)
"man, i feel like a woman" - shania twain

tony hipchest
07-23-2006, 01:04 PM
N.W.A. (you can guess what the song is called)

Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy mutha****in E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the mutha****in stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the **** you gotta say?

**** tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

**** that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk mutha****a with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

****in with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any mutha****a in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

**** the police (4X)

M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this ****ed up incident.>

**** tha police and Ren said it with authority
because the niggaz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the mother****in' weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishin' Ren was a nigga that they never saw

Lights start flashin behind me
But they're scared of a nigga so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path

To the police I'm sayin **** you punk
Readin my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pullin out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed badge and a gun in your hand

But take off the gun so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma **** you up

Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as **** when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time

Smoke any mutha****a that sweats me
Or any assho that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me

The mutha****in villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as ****
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound
Ya, somethin like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat

Takin out a police would make my day
But a nigga like Ren don't give a **** to say

**** the police (4X)

Police, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest.
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em.
Just shut the **** up and get your mutha****in ass on the floor.
[huh?]>

and tell the jury how you feel abou this bullshit.>

I'm tired of the mutha****in jackin
Sweatin my gang while I'm chillin in the shackin
Shining tha light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt

I kick ass, or maybe cuz I blast
On a stupid assed nigga when I'm playin with the trigga
Of any Uzi or an AK
Cuz the police always got somethin stupid to say

They put up my picture with silence
Cuz my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gansta, but still I got flavor

Without a gun and a badge, what do ya got?
A sucka in a uniform waitin to get shot,
By me, or another nigga.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Sidle him, kid, he's from the old school, fool]

And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin, keep lookin in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb mutha****a with a gun

And if I'm rollin off the 8, he'll be tha one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm drivin off laughin
This is what I'll say

**** the police (4X)

The jury has found you guilty of bein a redneck,
whitebread, chickenshit mutha****a.
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie.
I want justice! I want justice!
**** you, you black mutha****a!>

**** the police (3X)

3 to be 4
07-23-2006, 07:24 PM
I'm a Loser - The Beatles
Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson
Cats in the Cradle - the dead guy that did Taxi

CantStop85
07-23-2006, 09:47 PM
"Locked Up" -Akon
"Smoked Out" -36 Mafia
"Gunz Come Out" -50 Cent
"Burn One Down" -Ben Harper
"The Drugs Don't Work" -Ben Harper
"My Own Prison" -Creed
"Bullet Proof" -Goo Goo Dolls (Can also apply to Big Ben)
"All Eyes On Me" -Goo Goo Dolls
"I've Seen Better Days" -Sublime
"Purple Haze" -Jimi Hendrix
"Crack Music" -Kanye West
"Addiction" -Kanye West
"Easier to Run" -Linkin Park (Just Matthias Askew)
"Money Comes and Goes" -Mase
"Still Running" -Chevelle (Askew Again)
"Pistol Grip Pump" -Rage Against The Machine
"Crash And Burn" -Savage Garden (...no wait that's Big Ben again)
"Fallin' to Pieces" -Rob Thomas
"40 Ounces to Freedom" -Sublime
"Date Rape" -Sublime
"Smoke Two Joints" -Sublime
"Doin' Time" -Sublime
"I'm So High" 36 Mafia

tony hipchest
07-23-2006, 10:56 PM
:sofunny: very good. looks like 3tobe4 has some competition.

"blame it on the rain" - milli vanilli

SteelerzGirl
07-24-2006, 12:30 AM
"man, i feel like a woman" - shania twain

:rofl:

Could it be that CantStop is turning into a Steelers fan? Hmmm... :grin:

tony hipchest
07-24-2006, 08:23 PM
The Dead Milkmen - "takin' retards to the zoo"

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive em to the zoo
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)
Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just to stay dreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)
One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware
Oh oh oh takin' retards to the zoo (x2)

Stillers#1
07-25-2006, 02:46 PM
I think the only thing they are going to be able to sing/chant is

RUUDI, RUUDI, RUUDI

B/c he is all they are going to have to cheer for this year.

tony hipchest
07-26-2006, 06:08 PM
"I Want A New Drug" - huey lewis and the news

tony hipchest
07-30-2006, 07:59 PM
THE AMERICAN BREED - "Bend Me, Shape Me"



"Bend me, shape me
Anyway you want me
Long as you love me
It's all right..."

83-Steelers-43
07-30-2006, 08:32 PM
Anything by Boy George..........

http://www.bengalsbrigade.com/files/images/chad-johnson-reflects-on-halftime-crying.jpg - Do you really wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry? Do you really wanna make me have a mental breakdown during a big game and start reaming out fellow players and coaching staff?

tony hipchest
07-30-2006, 08:41 PM
Anything by Boy George..........

http://www.bengalsbrigade.com/files/images/chad-johnson-reflects-on-halftime-crying.jpg - Do you really wanna hurt me? Do you really wanna make me cry? Do you really wanna make me have a mental breakdown during a big game and start reaming out fellow players and coaching staff?

:toofunny:

3 to be 4
08-05-2006, 04:10 PM
or Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

other Bengals theme songs, in honor of Carson Palmers health

Leggs - ZZ Top
Shattered - Rolling Stones
Take these Broken Wings and Learn to Fly again - some awful 80's group
I'm Down - The Beatles
You make me wanna Cry - some awful 90's group
Rollover Beethoven - Chuck Berry (emphasis on "rollover", not "Beethoven")

MattsMe
08-05-2006, 09:37 PM
"What Might Have Been" - Little Texas