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shimmysteelerfan
07-21-2006, 01:19 AM
Can you understand me?

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,

wearing an oxygen mask over mouth and nose,

still heavily sedated from a difficult,

four hour, surgical prodcedure.

A young nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask,

"Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,

"I don't know, Sir, I'm only here
to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again,
"Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his vitals

from worry about his testicles, she overcomes

her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls
back the covers. She raises his gown,

holds his penis in one hand and carefully

takes his testicles in the other, lifting and

moving them around. Then she takes a close look,

and gently replaces his gown and bedding.

"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir."

With difficulty, the man pulls off his oxygen mask,

smiles at her and says slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely.

ARE-MY-TEST-RESULTS-BACK?"

BlackNGold203
07-21-2006, 07:39 AM
:sofunny: :sofunny: :sofunny:

HometownGal
07-21-2006, 11:03 AM
Bwa ha ha ha! Good one! :sofunny:

SteelersfaninPhilly
07-21-2006, 12:18 PM
:sofunny: