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HometownGal
07-21-2006, 04:51 PM
:sofunny: (from an email I received)....

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy!

I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck,
and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great.
Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing
heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was
pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her,
"That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's
more." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked
her how she knew. She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually
had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out
positive!"

SteelersMongol
07-21-2006, 05:00 PM
Ha ha ha. Poor blondes, always get picked on. :smile: