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SteelersfaninPhilly
07-26-2006, 08:31 PM
Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new
Mercedes into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical
Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is..."Top o' the mornin to ya."

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!"

kmsteelerwr15
07-26-2006, 08:51 PM
LMAO :sofunny:

floodcitygirl
07-26-2006, 09:52 PM
*Janis Joplin singing*...."Oh Lord, won't cha buy me a Mercedes Benz....." Good one! :sofunny:

SteelersfaninPhilly
07-27-2006, 05:42 PM
Thank you

HburgXL06
08-03-2006, 03:21 AM
Tsk tsk....doesn't anybody know that Tiger drives a Buick?

BuFu

Derek
08-03-2006, 12:17 PM
ROTFLMAO!

SteelCityMan786
08-03-2006, 12:22 PM
LMFAO Philly!