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lamberts-lost-tooth
07-29-2006, 01:12 PM
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk -

a) Innovative, b) Preliminary, c) Proliferation, d) Cinnamon.

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity, b) British Constitution, c) Passive-aggressive disorder, d) Tran-substantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
e) I'm not interested in fighting you.
f) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
g) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
h) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
i) I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning

SteelersMongol
07-29-2006, 06:52 PM
Good one, lambert! :sofunny: