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Brett Cottrell
09-05-2012, 03:33 PM
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Tico the Steeler Dog's Blog (http://ticothesteelerdog.blogspot.com/)

Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos
Video of Brett Kiesel (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8cDfnQD0ws&feature=player_embedded)working on the game plan this week..punching a horse. Revenge is delicious, like liver. Steelers by 14. (No horses were harmed making this blog. I tried though. Horses make me mad.)

Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants
Don’t hate Jerry Jones. Thank him for keeping the Cowboys out of the Super Bowl the last 15 years. Giants by 12.

Indianapolis Colts at Chicago Bears
Andrew Luck looks like a confused Ewok. Julius Peppers hates confused Ewoks. Bears by 20.

Philadelphia Eagles at Cleveland Browns
I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Browns by 456,222.

Washington Redskins at New Orleans Saints
RG3PO: “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
Drew Brees: “I find you lack of faith disturbing.”
Saints by 10.

Saint Louis Rams at Detroit Lions
Donkey Kong Suh is the NFL’s Bane. That’s bad for the Rams. Lions by 14.

New England Patriots at Tennessee Titans
Cheaters never prosper. They just keep losing Super Bowls to the Giants.

Jacksonville Jaguars at Minnesota Vikings
The Mediocre Bowl. If this is on TV in your area, shoot your TV. Vikings by7.

Buffalo Bills at New York Jets
Tebow? Sanchez? Who cares – they both taste like sacks to Mario Williams. Bills by 14.

Miami Dolphins at Houston Texans
Do they barbeque Mahi Mahi in Texas? They do this week. Texans by 25.

Seattle Seahawks at Arizona Cardinals
A bird in my belly is better than two on the telly. Cardinals by 14.

San Francisco 49ers at Green Bay Packers
Green Bay can’t play defense, but San Francisco Rice-A-Roni can’t play offense. Plus, cheese tastes good. Pack by 20.

Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
I hate cats. Their only redeeming quality is their flavor. Panthers are cats. Bucs by 7.

Cincinnati Bengals at Baltimore Ravens
Q: What hurt worse, the Ravens’ loss to the Pats in the championship game or the Pats’ loss in the Super Bowl?
A: Trick question. They both felt good.
Ravens by 10.

San Diego Chargers at Oakland Raiders
Two reasons the Chargers will suck this season: 1) Norv Turner, 2) see number 1. Raiders by 10.

steelax04
09-05-2012, 03:36 PM
Glad Tico is back! :thumbsup:

Bayz101
09-05-2012, 03:40 PM
Tico's back!

Brett Cottrell
09-05-2012, 03:40 PM
He's glad to be back. He's had a busy summer. Trees to pee on, squirrels to berate. You know, a dog's work is never done.

He also spent some time on a humanitarian mission to Cincinnati to help them learn how to spell Lombardi Trophy. Nothing came of it.

Bayz101
09-05-2012, 03:42 PM
He's glad to be back. He's had a busy summer. Trees to pee on, squirrels to berate. You know, a dog's work is never done.

He also spent some time on a humanitarian mission to Cincinnati to help them learn how to spell Lombardi Trophy. Nothing came of it.

:sofunny:

Hawaii 5-0
09-05-2012, 04:38 PM
He also spent some time on a humanitarian mission to Cincinnati to help them learn how to spell Lombardi Trophy. Nothing came of it.

he probably declined to even go to Cleveland, after all what would be the point?

Buddha Bus
09-05-2012, 04:54 PM
he probably declined to even go to Cleveland, after all what would be the point?

He'd just end up getting locked up for a dog-on-dawg crime anyway for having to bitch-slap them.


Remember to tip your bartenders and waitresses.


And "welcome back", Tico! :chuckle:

tony hipchest
09-05-2012, 05:05 PM
alright tico! *head pats and belly rubs*

thanks for bringing him back on by. feel free to allow him to piss where ever he pleases, as we allow the same with Buddha Bus. :monkey:

Buddha Bus
09-05-2012, 05:07 PM
alright tico! *head pats and belly rubs*

thanks for bringing him back on by. feel free to allow him to piss where ever he pleases, as we allow the same with Buddha Bus. :monkey:



I wouldn't care if I were allowed or not. The world is my toilet and the Piss Monkey rules it!. :monkey:


:sofunny:

El-Gonzo Jackson
09-05-2012, 05:34 PM
he probably declined to even go to Cleveland, after all what would be the point?

Its a good place to go crap in public and nobody would notice.

Buddha Bus
09-05-2012, 05:54 PM
Its a good place to go crap in public and nobody would notice.

My turds would fiercely resist evacuation from my bowels in Cleveland. Even they have standards you know.

Brett Cottrell
09-06-2012, 10:54 AM
Um, okay. Tico's Cowboys/Giants pick doesn't look so good. Tico's not always right, but he's always opinionated.

LVSteelersfan
09-06-2012, 11:44 AM
Um, okay. Tico's Cowboys/Giants pick doesn't look so good. Tico's not always right, but he's always opinionated.

I must admit I thought the Giants were going to rock the Cryboys. Oh well. I am no longer 100% on my picks for the year. :chuckle: I think I will stay away from the casinos this year during football season. :banging::banging::banging::banging:

fer522
09-06-2012, 02:12 PM
Awesome!!!!!!!

Buddha Bus
09-06-2012, 03:39 PM
Um, okay. Tico's Cowboys/Giants pick doesn't look so good. Tico's not always right, but he's always opinionated.

So he's Warren Sapp on four legs? :chuckle:

Lokki
09-07-2012, 06:21 AM
I've missed Tico.