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Stlrs4Life
08-08-2006, 09:43 PM
Subject: Living Wills

While I was watching a baseball game on TV last weekend, my wife and I got
into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

SteelCityMan786
08-08-2006, 10:14 PM
Oh geeze. Not another case of wife bitch slapping the husband.

3 to be 4
08-08-2006, 10:14 PM
Subject: Living Wills

While I was watching a baseball game on TV last weekend, my wife and I got
into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.


I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary, she said "Take me someplace ive never been". I said "How about the kitchen"

HburgXL06
08-08-2006, 10:32 PM
I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary, she said "Take me someplace ive never been". I said "How about the kitchen"

How many karats did it take for her to forgive you? :sofunny:

BuFu

SteelCityMan786
08-09-2006, 10:21 AM
How many karats did it take for her to forgive you? :sofunny:

BuFu

Looks like 20 at least.

BlackNGold203
08-09-2006, 04:43 PM
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


(LMAO)

SteelerzGirl
08-09-2006, 06:29 PM
Subject: Living Wills

While I was watching a baseball game on TV last weekend, my wife and I got
into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.

Ha! That'll teach ya...(lol)! :smile:

3 to be 4
08-09-2006, 11:01 PM
How many karats did it take for her to forgive you? :sofunny:

BuFu

Karats nothing. 2 kids!!

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
08-09-2006, 11:03 PM
what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes????

Nothing, shes already been told twice!!!

3 to be 4
08-09-2006, 11:10 PM
Hitting women is never funny.

BIGBENFASTWILLIE
08-10-2006, 03:04 PM
Hitting women is never funny.

I didnt say actually hitting a woman is funny.....However....when i heard the joke i thought the "joke" was funny.....
No need to take it personal...

MasterOfPuppets
08-10-2006, 03:11 PM
Subject: Living Wills

While I was watching a baseball game on TV last weekend, my wife and I got
into a conversation about life and death, and the need for living wills.

During the course of the conversation I told her that I never wanted to
exist in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and taking fluids
from a bottle.

She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
both are grounds for divorce...

augustashark
08-10-2006, 04:10 PM
Hitting women is never funny.


Pipe down!, its just a joke.

augustashark
08-10-2006, 04:12 PM
My wife said to kiss her where it STINKS............................................ .

So I took her to Foxboro, Mass!:dang: :sofunny: