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Brett Cottrell
12-06-2012, 03:59 PM
San Diego Chargers at Pittsburgh Steelers: Itís not that Norv Turnerís a crappy coach. But, with plenty of hard work, he might get there one day. Steelers by 10.

Denver Broncos at Oakland Raiders: Gary Busey and John Elway were separated at birth. Well, not their teeth. Broncos by 10.
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St. Louis Rams at Buffalo Bills: Dear Buffalo Ė your football team is Godís way of saying youíre losers. Rams by 4.

Dallas Cowboys at Cincinnati Bengals: Some cities never live up to their reputations. Cincinnati does, it sucks. Cowboys by 1.

Kansas City Chiefs at Cleveland Browns: If you care about this game, put down the Funyuns and Mountain Dew and just admit it Ė you momma never loved you. Line off.

Tennessee Titans at Indianapolis Colts: Itís smarter to be lucky than itís lucky to be smart. Luckís both. Colts by 5.

Baltimore Ravens at Washington Redskins: RG3PO is the best thing to hit DC since democracy. Redskins by 7.

Atlanta Falcons at Carolina Panthers: Cam Newton needs to stop the Superman pose. Superman could read through walls. Cam Newton canít even read a defense. Falcons by 10.

NY Jets at Jacksonville Jaguars: If the Jaguars were as awesome as their ownerís mustache theyíd be Super Bowl champs. Jets by 2.
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Miami Dolphins at San Francisco 49ers: Last week the 49ers snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. This week, theyíll feast on Mahi Mahi. 49ers by 14.

Arizona Cardinals at Seattle Seahawks: I watched the Cardinals game last week. More bounce passes than John Stockton. Seahawks by 10.

New Orleans Saints at NY Giants: Eli Manningís 2012 performance is like a box of chocolates. You never know what youíre going to get. Giants by 7.

Detroit Lions at Green Bay Packers: Detroit should stop flirting with Mediocrity and marry it already. They were made for each other. Packers by 8.

Houston Texans at New England Patriots: Whoever said ďdonít mess with TexasĒ was stupid and missed out on a lot of fun. Patriots by 7.

Philadelphia Eagles at Tampa Bay Buccaneers: I shared a kennel at the Washington Animal Rescue League with some of Mike Vickís dogs. Bucs by 456,222.

Chicago Bears at Minnesota Vikings: I think I can throw farther than Christian Ponder. And Iím a dog. Bears by 3.

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Buddha Bus
12-06-2012, 04:28 PM
Like Mediocrity would even have the Lions. It's waaaaay out of their league. :chuckle:

Lady Steel
12-06-2012, 05:56 PM
Oh look, it's Tico the Steelers Fraud. I'm surprised you had the nerve to come around again. Last week's game was the biggest of the season thus far, and you blew it because you didn't believe. You. Are. Dead. To. Me. And I "unliked" you on Facebook. :chuckle:

Brett Cottrell
12-06-2012, 06:30 PM
Oh look, it's Tico the Steelers Fraud. I'm surprised you had the nerve to come around again. Last week's game was the biggest of the season thus far, and you blew it because you didn't believe. You. Are. Dead. To. Me. And I "unliked" you on Facebook. :chuckle:


I'm just a dog. I get bonus points just for not pooping in the wrong yard.:noidea:

Buddha Bus
12-07-2012, 11:13 AM
I'm just a dog. I get bonus points just for not pooping in the wrong yard.:noidea:

Well, apparently, he pooped in Lady Steel's yard.

GET IN THE CRATE, TICO!!! BAD DOG!!!! :nono:

:chuckle:

teegre
12-07-2012, 06:23 PM
Itís not that Norv Turnerís a crappy coach. But, with plenty of hard work, he might get there one day.

I am going to use that. Nicely played.

Hawaii 5-0
12-07-2012, 06:40 PM
Itís not that Norv Turnerís a crappy coach. But, with plenty of hard work, he might get there one day.

I am going to use that. Nicely played.

you better hurry and use that line, most likely you will only be able to say that until the end of this season since he will then be an unemployed coach.

casteeler
12-07-2012, 08:21 PM
Oh look, it's Tico the Steelers Fraud. I'm surprised you had the nerve to come around again. Last week's game was the biggest of the season thus far, and you blew it because you didn't believe. You. Are. Dead. To. Me. And I "unliked" you on Facebook. :chuckle:

I hope your kidding! These are something I look foward to all week, Good Dog Tico

WVABE
12-08-2012, 06:17 AM
She's teasing;


Bolts 16
Steelers 17

Buddha Bus
12-08-2012, 08:35 AM
I hope your kidding! These are something I look foward to all week, Good Dog Tico

:doh:

casteeler
12-08-2012, 09:37 AM
:doh:

Guess I don't get sarcasm.

Bayz101
12-08-2012, 09:48 AM
Guess I don't get sarcasm.

Tico didn't have any faith in the Steelers last week, and Lady Steel is just giving him a little hell. :sofunny:

Lady Steel
12-08-2012, 01:27 PM
Tico picked the wrong team in last week's Steelers/Ravens game, one of the biggest rivalries in the NFL and the biggest game for the Steelers thus far this year. That game was HUGE.

Let me refresh you on what he said about last week's game:

Pittsburgh Steelers at Baltimore Ravens:My momma told me that if I canít say anything nice about the Steelersí chances, donít say anything at all.

Now, Tico makes game picks. It's what he does. He claims he is a STEELERS dog. Did he come back here this week with his tail between his legs apologizing to Steelers fans because he didn't believe and own that he picked incorrectly on the biggest rivalry and game of the year? No.

He's not funny. I would much rather watch Tony Hipchest get on DoctorCAD's last damn nerve in a game day thread. Now that's some funny shit. :laughing:

If Tico wants me on his good side, he needs to own his shit. Haven't seen it, thus, he's a fraud in my book and can GTFO. :chuckle:

There. I said it and I own it. I feel so much better. :tt:

Brett Cottrell
12-08-2012, 03:21 PM
Tico says he puts lots of things between his legs, but his tail isn't one of them.

Maybe Tico was suffering Post Traumatic Steelers Disorder. Look it up, it's in the DSM.

Post Traumatic Steelers Disorder: A neurological pathology common among canine males, usually brought on by watching the Steelers drop more balls than their vet. While dangerous immediately after a loss and occasionaly showing symptoms of cantankerous Lady Steel, the disease usually takes care of itself when Steelers hang onto their balls.

Lady Steel
12-08-2012, 09:06 PM
Oh my, a "testy" yet still not funny lawyer. Ah well, my work here is done. I'm going to go join my cult of Steelers believers. :chuckle:

Buddha Bus
12-09-2012, 04:50 AM
Tico picked the wrong team in last week's Steelers/Ravens game, one of the biggest rivalries in the NFL and the biggest game for the Steelers thus far this year. That game was HUGE.

Let me refresh you on what he said about last week's game:



Now, Tico makes game picks. It's what he does. He claims he is a STEELERS dog. Did he come back here this week with his tail between his legs apologizing to Steelers fans because he didn't believe and own that he picked incorrectly on the biggest rivalry and game of the year? No.

He's not funny. I would much rather watch Tony Hipchest get on DoctorCAD's last damn nerve in a game day thread. Now that's some funny shit. :laughing:

If Tico wants me on his good side, he needs to own his shit. Haven't seen it, thus, he's a fraud in my book and can GTFO. :chuckle:

There. I said it and I own it. I feel so much better. :tt:

I read the highlighted part as: "If Tico wants me on his good side, he needs to eat his own shit.", and then I thought "How is that a punishment? He licks his own asshole all the time." and re-read it. :laughing:

Stairway to 7
12-09-2012, 07:48 AM
:doh:

Rah rah rah we're going to smash the oiks!

Buddha Bus
12-09-2012, 10:47 AM
Rah rah rah we're going to smash the oiks!

UP SCUMBAG!!!! :wink02: