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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 04:16 AM
This is a fun thread that JonM229 started at another site and was a lot of fun for us.

Copy a quote (or part of a quote) from somebody that may have a double meaning or be is just flat out funny from anywhere on the site and post it here.

Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 04:22 AM
Oh my goodnes let the games begin.

Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 04:27 AM
Thank you sir may I have another one:sofunny:


He just needed to learn when to hit the hole harder.


Lumber was fun to smack around.

And that's how it's done.

Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 04:33 AM
In the mouth or in the ass

:toofunny:

Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 05:13 AM
Bastards completely ignored me! :noidea:

Another good one

Bayz101
03-28-2013, 05:39 AM
My life is now complete.

Vis
03-28-2013, 06:31 AM
........................
I need a box of tissues, sorry.

harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 08:38 AM
...

step up and be Batman.

MACH1
03-28-2013, 11:18 AM
worst member ever


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teegre
03-28-2013, 01:04 PM
Pitcher or catcher
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MACH1
03-28-2013, 01:30 PM
Let's get him pregnant.
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harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 01:30 PM
Remember that time when Tomlin invaded Poland?


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harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 01:34 PM
we're both down to our tighty-whities. :chuckle:

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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 01:36 PM
Enjoy the self pics of my ass.



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harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 02:25 PM
Who's going to be the first to jump on that wife


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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 02:26 PM
Have somebody who weighs 300 lbs run into you at full speed, knocking you down and then falling on you.


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teegre
03-28-2013, 03:00 PM
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Oh man... I just spit out my sandwich (from laughing). Out of context that's hilarious!!! Well... in all honesty, in context, it was funny, too.

EDIT: I just realized that harrisonsamonster's quote did not show up... (it was the one about Tomlin invading Poland.)

teegre
03-28-2013, 03:01 PM
I have the balls for it
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Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 03:02 PM
I love salted nuts!

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MACH1
03-28-2013, 03:11 PM
Especially the exploding unfulfilled penis part.
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MACH1
03-28-2013, 03:13 PM
i just farted.


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fer522
03-28-2013, 04:08 PM
My balls are as big as grapefruits when flaccid

harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 04:20 PM
is he too expensive?



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harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 04:38 PM
Thats called Leading from Behind!


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Bayz101
03-28-2013, 04:42 PM
I like boobs


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MACH1
03-28-2013, 04:51 PM
[QUOTE=Bayz101;1096268]I have to do it manually.[/QUOTE
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Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 04:54 PM
Finger or fist

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harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 04:56 PM
all I can seem to find is porn.


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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 04:57 PM
Large mouth or small mouth


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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 05:13 PM
I am announcing my retirement.


I am now going to announce that i am coming out of retirement, as I have purchased a new lap top

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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 05:15 PM
No doubt surfing for porn online is a major obligation

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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 05:19 PM
"hyena eating elephant ass = BEST POST EVER!" -Tony Hipchest

Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 05:21 PM
I'd love to have the dude.


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Buddha Bus
03-28-2013, 05:24 PM
break off the big one


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MACH1
03-28-2013, 05:26 PM
he's the best competitive eater we have.
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MACH1
03-28-2013, 05:31 PM
bored with watching Tom Brady's ovaries doing it?...

harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 06:26 PM
I notice that there ARE A LOT OF "GIRLY BOYS" around here.




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harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 06:55 PM
Is it just me or do those pants make Clark's ass look fat?


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Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 06:56 PM
Is it just me or do those pants make Clark's ass look fat?


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harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 06:57 PM
haha, beat you to it.

Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 06:59 PM
haha, beat you to it.

Nice Job LOL

MACH1
03-28-2013, 07:27 PM
and the Steelers still suck....

Galax Steeler
03-28-2013, 07:29 PM
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I can't believe that he said that:coffee:

harrison'samonster
03-28-2013, 07:48 PM
i'm going to have to retire from the board now :dramaqueen:

MACH1
03-28-2013, 10:40 PM
It's tough when u need to fill so many holes....

Galax Steeler
03-29-2013, 03:33 AM
Yes, you're right. It's gigantic. That can't be his ass.

:toofunny:

Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 05:56 AM
you sound like billy joel getting divorced from christy brinkley and claiming she was an ugly **** who had no clue what to do in bed. :noidea:


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Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 06:26 AM
I was kidnapped by a gang of angry midgets.

Recently completed my online certification course in advanced ninja techniques. So I am now a part time ninja.

Gnomes are notoriously well hung.

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Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 06:29 AM
Well if that doesn't make the snot shoot right out of your nose, I don't know what will. :rofl:


Yes, but the burning question is...are you on the toilet?
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Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 06:31 AM
High with OJ???? be careful

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Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 06:37 AM
JESUS! I FEEL LIKE I JUST TOOK THE WORLD'S BIGGEST SHIT!

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Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 06:43 AM
some people just love the dirty south.


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Vis
03-29-2013, 06:48 AM
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demerits for self posting

Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 06:50 AM
demerits for self posting

I do a lot of things to myself. :flap:


I won't self-post again. That was part of my first post ever at Steelers Fever. :chuckle:

Buddha Bus
03-29-2013, 08:03 AM
Dude!! Komodo dragons are sexy!


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Blacksburg Zach
03-29-2013, 04:01 PM
Spotted dick. It's actually really good

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fer522
03-29-2013, 09:38 PM
Maybe the Steelers should put Steely's head on a pike .

Don't shit all over my false hopes already

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fer522
03-29-2013, 09:40 PM
i'm fucking tired of being an assistant coach

Buddha Bus
03-30-2013, 06:37 AM
i'm fucking tired of being an assistant coach

Be patient. GIven time, I'm sure you'll blossom into the next internet Bruce Arians. :heha:

Buddha Bus
03-30-2013, 07:34 AM
dude I'll bend you over and stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey


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Buddha Bus
03-30-2013, 01:46 PM
Trent Green was a handsome, handsome man.



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harrison'samonster
03-30-2013, 03:18 PM
He had the physique of an Adonis.



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harrison'samonster
03-30-2013, 05:32 PM
AH! Fresh meat! Bayz is getting boring anyway... :heha::heha:


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harrison'samonster
03-30-2013, 05:40 PM
I'm going to run down Toronto naked and cheering.


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vasteeler
03-30-2013, 09:06 PM
Originally Posted by Killer

clamp your weeping vagina

harrison'samonster
04-01-2013, 12:35 PM
Oh, I remember that one. It still makes me wanna pee form laughing just thinking about it.



good decision. just keep your balls to yourself


Who knows, maybe i'll add them some nuts too


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fer522
04-01-2013, 03:26 PM
Are the choices bite me or Buddha?


.I.

teegre
04-01-2013, 11:59 PM
Fuck! Shouldn't have came in this thread.

A messy, messy thread indeed. :wink02:

Buddha Bus
04-02-2013, 03:26 AM
Hell, I'd shit your pants.


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Buddha Bus
04-02-2013, 03:59 AM
You're gonna git a lickin', Hawaii!


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MACH1
04-02-2013, 11:11 AM
but we wonder why our team is always knocked up?
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Buddha Bus
04-02-2013, 03:23 PM
two weeks in Hawaii?


Watch yourself, 5.0. :heh:

harrison'samonster
04-02-2013, 03:25 PM
Watch yourself, 5.0. :heh:

:rofl:

harrison'samonster
04-02-2013, 08:26 PM
And he's extremely photogenic.... or at least parts of him are. :wink02:


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harrison'samonster
04-03-2013, 09:34 AM
What I want to know is what is Woodley doing with Roethisberger's underwear?


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MACH1
04-03-2013, 11:02 AM
It's O Kay - we got Gay...

harrison'samonster
04-03-2013, 12:54 PM
there probably the best fakes i have ever seen.


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Buddha Bus
04-03-2013, 04:57 PM
There are a ton of questions that need to be answered and gaping holes to fill.


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Buddha Bus
04-03-2013, 05:11 PM
The dude just couldn't figure out that no meant no.


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Buddha Bus
04-04-2013, 03:44 AM
he threatened to rape me.


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harrison'samonster
04-04-2013, 09:44 AM
Scrotis just got back from watching sixth graders on spring break.



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harrison'samonster
04-04-2013, 04:09 PM
I hate to thing what a team would be like if it were run by a platypus .....


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harrison'samonster
04-04-2013, 06:49 PM
Or CUT OFF THEIR JOHNSONS!!


the dude abides

harrison'samonster
04-04-2013, 06:57 PM
I think it would be even better if the Denver defensive backfield wore the fake boobies.

:tt:


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harrison'samonster
04-04-2013, 06:58 PM
Stopped reading after "stud muffin." Seriously dude? Stud muffin?

Anyway, I agree.


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harrison'samonster
04-04-2013, 07:11 PM
he was really a transsexual billy goat from Uranus? I can't even begin to wrap my head around a space traveling, barnyard trannie-nanny!


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harrison'samonster
04-04-2013, 10:10 PM
Have you got all the stuffing up at one end?


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harrison'samonster
04-05-2013, 08:19 AM
Interesting how it turned to whacking women, or tossing them into a wood chipper




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Buddha Bus
04-05-2013, 04:05 PM
It's not some people's cup of meat.


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Fire Haley
04-05-2013, 04:11 PM
get off my fucking lawn



rOkna30LzlM

harrison'samonster
04-05-2013, 04:39 PM
thanks Killer, this thread needed some class!

Fire Haley
04-05-2013, 06:51 PM
........................
*all my posts are for entertainment purposes only

Buddha Bus
04-05-2013, 09:34 PM
he thinks “asphalt” is a butt disease.


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harrison'samonster
04-05-2013, 09:40 PM
I was just looking through Tico's predictions for lines on this thread. You bastard!

Buddha Bus
04-05-2013, 09:41 PM
I was just looking through Tico's predictions for lines on this thread. You bastard!

I know, I was spying. :wink02: :chuckle:

harrison'samonster
04-05-2013, 09:43 PM
I know, I was spying. :wink02: :chuckle:

:rofl:

there are too many good ones in those threads. I love his Star Wars RG3PO lines

Buddha Bus
04-05-2013, 09:44 PM
:rofl:

there are too many good ones in those threads. I love his Star Wars RG3PO lines

I like his Eagles predictions myself. They're fairly consistent. :sofunny:

harrison'samonster
04-05-2013, 09:47 PM
I like his Eagles predictions myself. They're fairly consistent. :sofunny:

I do like those one's as well, as a dog lover I feel about the same way as Tico the dog

harrison'samonster
04-05-2013, 10:35 PM
It's time for me to hit the sack


don't worry, I'll clean up the mess

Buddha Bus
04-06-2013, 07:38 AM
Thanks for the tip.


Not the whole thing? :noidea:

Buddha Bus
04-06-2013, 08:07 AM
accounts telling of seeing males in the wild masturbating and pleasuring each other.

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harrison'samonster
04-06-2013, 02:22 PM
This is your chance to grope a Muslim.


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harrison'samonster
04-06-2013, 04:48 PM
Everybody bend over and get ready for yer probing.


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harrison'samonster
04-06-2013, 05:04 PM
I don't know about that, but I was careful to stay in my own tent afterwards and sleep with one eye open.


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harrison'samonster
04-06-2013, 06:13 PM
Are we talking about his dramatic injury performances or his traumatic public bathroom performances?


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harrison'samonster
04-06-2013, 09:49 PM
This could be bad
Fire up them small animal sacrifices


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harrison'samonster
04-07-2013, 12:12 PM
One word: GROOVY!!!

Groovy? Groovy, Groovy. Groooovy. Groovy, groovy, groovy??? Groovy!!!

The parents were not pleased...

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Galax Steeler
04-08-2013, 03:41 AM
=Buddha Bus;]Ummmmm... can we just be friends? I really like you a lot, but I'm just not ready for that type of commitment. It's not you, it's me.
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Galax Steeler
04-08-2013, 04:05 AM
Because I love you guys, i'm uploading some new arcade games.
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Buddha Bus
04-08-2013, 03:23 PM
Oh yeah, and Burress plucking balls


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harrison'samonster
04-08-2013, 05:28 PM
:scratchchin: Mmmm... getting my balls licked by depraved sycophants... :drooling:

:thumbsup:


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harrison'samonster
04-08-2013, 07:59 PM
I hope you are wearing latex gloves


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harrison'samonster
04-08-2013, 08:00 PM
hey you insulted HIS MANHOOD


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harrison'samonster
04-08-2013, 08:02 PM
YOU MESSED WITH MY MANHOOD.


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harrison'samonster
04-08-2013, 08:29 PM
I wonder if Arians will considering making one of our tackles an eligible receiver so we can send 6 guys deep? The blitz be damned.


that one is too good!

Lokki
04-08-2013, 09:48 PM
just absorb double teams

Wait, what???

harrison'samonster
04-08-2013, 10:20 PM
hi my name is elmer j. fudd , i own a mansion and a yacht :pde:


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harrison'samonster
04-09-2013, 05:05 PM
I guess that makes me an official lesbian


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harrison'samonster
04-09-2013, 05:29 PM
lol... im the one with the giant bulge in my trousers
we do this for nothing more than y'all, our beloved steelers, and pure self gratification.

:jerkit:


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harrison'samonster
04-09-2013, 07:07 PM
This thread went from Tomlin to vagina pimples


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fer522
04-09-2013, 07:17 PM
They should name this thread the Harrison's a monster thread :sofunny:

harrison'samonster
04-09-2013, 07:21 PM
They should name this thread the Harrison's a monster thread :sofunny:

:chuckle:

i've got too much time on my hand, but not for long, going back to work next Monday!

Lokki
04-09-2013, 09:56 PM
i've got too much time on my hand

and in the out of context thread.

harrison'samonster
04-09-2013, 10:32 PM
and in the out of context thread.

i was going to edit that but thought better

harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 02:06 PM
I'd let out the loudest howl you've ever heard, followed by losing all bodily functions, and collapsing in a heap in the middle of my living room... a smiling heap.


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Buddha Bus
04-10-2013, 03:43 PM
sign your leg so they don't chop the wrong one off.


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Buddha Bus
04-10-2013, 03:45 PM
i've got too much time on my hand

Only one? What the hell is in the other? :sly:

harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 03:53 PM
Only one? What the hell is in the other? :sly:

Mr. Bates' Big Book of Euphemisms

harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 06:45 PM
I just ejaculated


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harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 06:48 PM
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There is nothing I could say to counter the sucking black hole of ignorance that this thread is.



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harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 06:50 PM
hey look at me i need attention!


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harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 07:04 PM
Going to top the Mike Irvin cocaine and strippers in a hotel room bust................CANT WAIT !!!:applaudit:



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harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 07:08 PM
I need some tissue.


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harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 07:17 PM
i get paid $91 a week, i have to live with my parents, i dont get laid (as in its been years and all i get to do is watch other attractive people fuck while i jack my dick off), i am talented as ball juice but nobody ever gives me a chance or pays me enough




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fer522
04-10-2013, 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fer522
I just ejaculated


Quote:
Originally Posted by Bayz101
I need some tissue.


:doh:...

harrison'samonster
04-10-2013, 09:01 PM
:doh:...

:rofl:

MACH1
04-10-2013, 09:42 PM
Originally Posted by fer522
I just ejaculated

Originally Posted by Bayz101
I need some tissue.

The very last one and boy was it tasty! :yummy:...

Galax Steeler
04-11-2013, 03:35 AM
I'm glad it was. I'm out of beer and condoms, and I need something to get me by tonight.


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Galax Steeler
04-11-2013, 03:38 AM
Sounds like buddha Bagz and fer were in a threesome.:rofl:

Fire Haley
04-11-2013, 05:38 AM
thanks Killer, this thread needed some class!

it needs something

http://media.giphy.com/media/14ex81eFtldcu4/original.gif

harrison'samonster
04-11-2013, 01:54 PM
I live in sin with a labrador.




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Bayz101
04-11-2013, 02:02 PM
it needs something

http://media.giphy.com/media/14ex81eFtldcu4/original.gif

Alright, I give in.

Who is this hot ass slice of a woman!? :sofunny:

Buddha Bus
04-11-2013, 02:23 PM
every body has a big but. let's talk about your big but...

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Blacksburg Zach
04-11-2013, 03:00 PM
ok, ill pee on your leg and tell you it's pee.

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Lokki
04-11-2013, 03:15 PM
Alright, I give in.

Who is this hot ass slice of a woman!? :sofunny:

I believe it is Bar Refaeli, SI Swimsuit model, etc. Put her in the spank-bank for multiple withdrawals in the future.

http://static.tumblr.com/pnofdln/GTHlpya94/m93k0.gif

Buddha Bus
04-11-2013, 03:54 PM
Harrison isn't the only one looking to stick it to someone. Just sayin'.

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MACH1
04-11-2013, 04:36 PM
Originally Posted by fer522
I just ejaculated

Originally Posted by Bayz101
I need some tissue.


Originally Posted by Buddha Bus
The very last one and boy was it tasty!

OOOOOOOOOOOOH rim shot!...

Buddha Bus
04-11-2013, 04:38 PM
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Look, MACH is writing a fucking fantasy story. How did I know it would be full of nothing but dudes?

JonM229
04-11-2013, 06:16 PM
Alright, I give in.

Who is this hot ass slice of a woman!? :sofunny:

I believe it is Bar Refaeli, SI Swimsuit model, etc. Put her in the spank-bank for multiple withdrawals in the future.

That's actually Kate Upton. You call yourselves men?

MACH1
04-11-2013, 07:03 PM
Look, MACH is writing a fucking fantasy story. How did I know it would be full of nothing but dudes?

:chuckle:

harrison'samonster
04-11-2013, 09:12 PM
between the bannana hammock, dozens of naked ladies(and one man) chasing a burning VA and bdubs relentless babble it had gotten so confusing.


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harrison'samonster
04-12-2013, 05:47 PM
I was doing fine until it sucked in my soul...


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harrison'samonster
04-12-2013, 05:52 PM
Thats a hell of alot of beaver.



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vasteeler
04-12-2013, 05:56 PM
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hahahaha man you are going way back

harrison'samonster
04-12-2013, 05:58 PM
For some odd reason I am currently stiff as a board. :huh:


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harrison'samonster
04-12-2013, 05:59 PM
hahahaha man you are going way back

every once in a while you come across a thread that is just out of there! I think the title of that one is something like "the greatest story ever told". I like to try and quote users who are still on here frequently.

harrison'samonster
04-12-2013, 08:09 PM
Tell me this face doesn't scream "Please stuff something into my mouth to shut me the hell up!"



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Buddha Bus
04-18-2013, 12:40 PM
We also got a nice chunk of space coming from the Colon release


:poop:

Buddha Bus
04-19-2013, 10:57 AM
You know, I know that I am really high

'Bout time he admitted it. :sofunny:

Buddha Bus
04-19-2013, 10:58 AM
Just because I have a Fat Head of him in my shower doesn't mean a thing... NOT A THING!!!

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Buddha Bus
04-19-2013, 02:49 PM
also referred to as "screwing" in the team meetings


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Lokki
05-04-2013, 05:54 PM
fuck. me in the ear

Who is small enough to take care of this?

teegre
05-06-2013, 12:12 AM
'Bout time he admitted it. :sofunny:

The weed knows: evil lurks.

Buddha Bus
05-06-2013, 12:30 AM
see a broad, to get that bootie ack'em: lay'er down & smack'em yack'em... cold got to be!!!

Shiiiit.

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teegre
05-06-2013, 12:32 AM
That is ALWAYS in context.

Buddha Bus
05-06-2013, 12:32 AM
:toofunny:


And that ain't no jive. :chuckle:

Vis
05-10-2013, 02:02 PM
Yeah, but that pinhole is waaaay too big for me.

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Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 07:28 PM
money meat.



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Bayz101
05-10-2013, 07:33 PM
There's a crass joke in there about "judgy" and "fudgy" somewhere. You'll have to excuse me.... I'm really tired.


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Buddha Bus
05-17-2013, 01:26 PM
That's one of those giant meat slab carvey things isn't it? I want one too to keep the hubby quiet and occupied. :chuckle:

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Buddha Bus
05-19-2013, 11:05 PM
I needed something new to play with.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35317198.jpg

Lady Steel
05-19-2013, 11:06 PM
You're so bad, Buddha. What? Girls like new toys, too. :laughing:

Buddha Bus
05-19-2013, 11:15 PM
You're so bad, Buddha. What? Girls like new toys, too. :laughing:

I'm not judging, just encouraging. :wink02:

Buddha Bus
05-20-2013, 01:51 PM
Murf hates fat people


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Blacksburg Zach
05-21-2013, 10:20 PM
I feel inadequate with this tiny little bar

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Fire Arians
05-22-2013, 02:06 AM
it needs something

http://media.giphy.com/media/14ex81eFtldcu4/original.gif

this gif makes me happy in the pants

JonM229
06-06-2013, 07:16 AM
My vengeance needs gravy.
Everything is better with gravy


...everything

fer522
06-07-2013, 03:42 PM
Everything is better with gravy


...everything

That's not what your dogs think!!:chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-07-2013, 05:38 PM
hey.. it's not gay if a girl is strapping it on right? :uhh:



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Buddha Bus
06-12-2013, 10:36 AM
DUDES DOING DUDES


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ebsteelers
06-12-2013, 11:17 AM
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Well played buddha man well played

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 04:57 PM
He gets his hand on a lot of balls...


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Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 05:38 PM
Vis, you always stump me.


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Vis
06-18-2013, 06:47 AM
Ovomit can't hold a candle to him! Either can his silverback wife.

What possible context?

pczach
06-18-2013, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by Buddha Bus

It's tough for me between Ward and Bettis. I loved both of those guys, but Ward gets the slight nod

:chuckle:

pczach
06-18-2013, 09:08 AM
Originally Posted by Buddha Bus

I just hope there's a toilet big enough and with sufficient sucking power...


:sofunny:

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 09:10 AM
Once when I was really drunk. Of course he may not have had one leg.


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Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 09:18 AM
Only when Buddha and I are going to get it on!


I was thinking of taking you to an establishment worthy of a man of your sexual appetites.


:love:

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 09:19 AM
I love internet tough guys.


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pczach
06-18-2013, 09:28 AM
Originally Posted by Buddha Bus

You could come over to my house and fuck Pats*faninpittsburgh in between sprinkling and mowing my immaculate lawn. He's a good little doggie. I'll even throw in a jar of half-used Jif crunchy peanut butter. .

:rofl:

pczach
06-18-2013, 09:56 AM
Originally Posted by Vis

Buddha likes anal plugs?

:chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 10:20 AM
We've all been Murfed!


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MACH1
06-18-2013, 07:32 PM
You think guys wanna fuck me cus I'm smart?

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fer522
06-18-2013, 07:36 PM
I fucking knew it

Sombitch:chuckle:

ebsteelers
06-18-2013, 07:45 PM
haha this is what steelers fever is all about... just having a gay old time...






...pause

pczach
06-19-2013, 09:05 AM
Originally Posted by Lady Steel

"....I will see your pee-pee and raise you a dickinabox."

Fine work there!:rofl:

Fire Haley
06-19-2013, 12:40 PM
I just hope our ladies are using the best Tampon protection - otherwise...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eC5RvbQYj0A

Vis
06-19-2013, 12:44 PM
I just hope our ladies are using the best Tampon protection - otherwise...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=eC5RvbQYj0A

That bites

Buddha Bus
06-19-2013, 05:13 PM
They can split him out wide


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MACH1
06-20-2013, 02:12 PM
Originally Posted by fer522
I just ejaculated

Originally Posted by Bayz101
I need some tissue.

Originally Posted by Buddha Bus
The very last one and boy was it tasty! :yummy:

Cream Pies!!!
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Buddha Bus
06-20-2013, 03:15 PM
...

You've got too much time on your hands, MACH.... as well as some kind of sticky white substance. :heh:

MACH1
06-20-2013, 06:39 PM
I was just winterizing the windows with white silicone. :rolleyes:

vasteeler
06-20-2013, 07:33 PM
I was just winterizing the windows with white silicone. :rolleyes:

in june?

harrison'samonster
06-20-2013, 07:35 PM
in june?

maybe he owns a vacation igloo in alaska

MACH1
06-20-2013, 09:06 PM
in june?

I live in Idaho, winter's only five minutes away. :chuckle:

JonM229
07-02-2013, 02:00 PM
a bit bigger than i thought....

That's what she said

MACH1
07-10-2013, 08:17 PM
whats usually on a taco down there ?

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Buddha Bus
07-10-2013, 08:21 PM
yeah , but chances are bagz has already, "seasoned" ,those goats ..there's no fence to high for him when it comes to farm animals...:chuckle:


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Stu Pidasso
07-10-2013, 08:24 PM
Never stand behind a sneezing cow.

fer522
07-14-2013, 08:42 PM
how long can we milk this one?


.....dude, really!!!.....:chuckle:

harrison'samonster
07-14-2013, 08:48 PM
I'm gonna be up all night slapping my balls around. Don't wait up!


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Vis
07-19-2013, 07:05 AM
Well you all will be very happy to know that I washed my collars last night in the bathtub after I was done using it.
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Buddha Bus
07-23-2013, 04:14 PM
If my member serves me correct ... he was really jamming his nose in there...


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Buddha Bus
07-23-2013, 04:28 PM
You forgot to mention his ability to beat off defenders.


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caplovestroyp43
07-23-2013, 09:16 PM
Originally Posted by Killer

clamp your weeping vagina

Was that directed toward Tom Brady? :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

Bayz101
07-24-2013, 04:37 PM
Wow, that's a mouthful.

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MACH1
07-27-2013, 02:30 AM
He works so hard at it.


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Buddha Bus
07-29-2013, 04:12 PM
I also think Haley will have Bell grabbing a lot of balls out of the backfield


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MACH1
07-29-2013, 11:19 PM
You might call me a "back door" .

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Buddha Bus
08-01-2013, 04:07 PM
I'm with DP on this.



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Buddha Bus
08-01-2013, 04:28 PM
find some wood and start knocking!


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Buddha Bus
08-14-2013, 03:20 PM
Bell is dangerous when he’s given a hole and able to get a forward lean


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Buddha Bus
08-23-2013, 06:57 AM
coach Mike Tomlin saying last week that he's “hosing” the ball.


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Vis
09-02-2013, 05:26 PM
Have a mental margarita

This one's a keeper

steelax04
09-03-2013, 04:51 PM
putting fingers in a dyke
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harrison'samonster
09-14-2013, 05:39 PM
I'd like a straight ass-whuppin' once in awhile.:


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Buddha Bus
09-26-2013, 03:40 AM
I wanna watch you eat the fruit.



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Buddha Bus
09-26-2013, 03:41 AM
I like it hot but that sounds like flames firing out my ass end next day !


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PeckerWood
09-26-2013, 10:53 AM
who can coach better than dick? :smile:

Man Boobs?

steelax04
10-24-2013, 11:50 AM
Sorry, it wasn't that big when I found it.

Let's get this thread back on track!

JonM229
10-30-2013, 01:04 PM
Last edited by tony hipchest; Today at 12:58 PM. Reason: had to put in rear

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JonM229
10-30-2013, 02:30 PM
Hey. HEY! There will be NO whining from either side during my first circle jerk! This is supposed to be a special moment in every woman's life.

:jerkit:

Classic SCMom

steelax04
10-30-2013, 08:21 PM
Classic SCMom

From the sounds of it, this was probably good in context.

steelax04
10-30-2013, 08:28 PM
From the sounds of it, this was probably good in context.

I retract this statement. I just found the thread and it was awful.

NJarhead
11-07-2013, 06:16 AM
nah it's ok...he maxed it out on that one.


He's talking about Jon

MACH1
11-10-2013, 05:00 PM
"You gotta swallow "


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Lady Steel
11-10-2013, 05:02 PM
You're gonna git it, Mach! :laughing:

Buddha Bus
11-10-2013, 05:02 PM
You're gonna git it, Mach! :laughing:

That lucky sonofabitch!

Lady Steel
11-10-2013, 05:03 PM
That lucky sonofabitch!

Oh, I give up! :toofunny:

Buddha Bus
11-10-2013, 05:05 PM
I think we've reached new heights here. Now we're being quoted out of context in the "Out of Context" thread. :toofunny:

steelax04
11-11-2013, 11:45 AM
I could watch that sack for hours!



Only if it's teabagging, I'm sure.

Buddha Bus
11-12-2013, 06:20 AM
damn I always hide my drugs in my ass.

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tony hipchest
11-15-2013, 10:44 AM
I guess counting the lines would be a less hamfisted way of telling the age of an elderly clam.


haha! indeed.

Blacksburg Zach
11-20-2013, 05:02 PM
It seems like the holes are slowly being filled.

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Galax Steeler
11-26-2013, 07:02 PM
You both are welcome to come and get some.

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Lady Steel
11-26-2013, 07:28 PM
:toofunny:

OMG, I just can't with you people anymore. You're all bad! Bad, bad, bad! :pin: :laughing:

JonM229
02-10-2014, 04:12 PM
"man, I have to have that D".

Tee hee hee

SteelersCanada
02-10-2014, 04:20 PM
Tee hee hee

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Im-not-even-Mad-Ron-Burgandy-Anchorman.gif

I forgot this thread even existed.

Buddha Bus
02-10-2014, 05:11 PM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Im-not-even-Mad-Ron-Burgandy-Anchorman.gif

I forgot this thread even existed.

Of course you're not mad..... you're Canadian!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhzPL7BDfw

PeckerWood
02-10-2014, 09:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxV49pmnL8