View Full Version : Pluto Now on the Practice Squad

08-24-2006, 03:43 PM

Pluto needs to hire a better agent. Maybe play in a different planetary system for a few years.

Livinginthe past
08-24-2006, 03:46 PM
I heard he needed to bulk up a little to be considered an ILB in the 4-5 formation.

There were also worries about his commitment - side projects with Walt Disney were demanding a larger and larger portion of his free time.


08-24-2006, 03:46 PM
I'm guessing it was only a matter of time. Considering that most astronomers believe that space beyond Pluto is made up of planetoids, rocks & etc. about the same size as Pluto. Just a guess..... :hunch:

08-24-2006, 03:51 PM

An 83 sighting!!!

Yeah..read this earlier....could you imagine the IQ's in that room?

God.....:cool: :cool:

Livinginthe past
08-24-2006, 04:15 PM
I love the subject of space.

everything we can comprehend in our own universe has a finite limit - yet we are told that Space doesn't...or does it?

And if it does have a limit...whats outside it?

I dont think the human brain can comprehend total nothingness - well not until after a crate of Red Stripe anyhow.


08-24-2006, 04:22 PM
Mmmm....Red Stripe. Good stuff. Smooth beer, nice taste, good kick.

I'm having Peroni's tonight. :bouncy:

Livinginthe past
08-24-2006, 04:25 PM
I've had Peroni a few times myself - normally if im out for an Italian meal.


The JoKeR
08-25-2006, 02:47 AM
I heard the ACLU is alread planning a defense for pluto and is trying to take the matter to the judicial system to have it added back as a planet

tony hipchest
08-25-2006, 10:03 AM
in other news:

warren sapp has been named the NEW 9th planet.

people in my hometown are pissed. clyde w. tombough (discoverer of pluto) is from here. it takes away one of our claims to fame. oh well atleast we still have the gravesite of "Ham" - the 1st chimp to "go" into outer space :monkey:

(sorry for the cheesy monkey and the play on the word go... sometimes i cant help myself)

08-25-2006, 12:32 PM
I don't what they say, its been a planet all this time and its staying one as far as I'm concerned.

boLT fan
08-25-2006, 08:52 PM
in other news:

warren sapp has been named the NEW 9th planet.



I got nothing to add, but damn that's funny. :sofunny: :sofunny: