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WVABE
04-30-2013, 09:02 AM
Just curious what people are smoking when they name their children.

D'Brickashaw, now you can't tell me the parents we're clean as a whistle when they came up with this name. An old buddy of mine was a master artist when he was trippin' on acid and couldn't draw a stickman sober, so what the hell are they smokin'?

:beerfunnel:

SteelCityMom
04-30-2013, 09:33 AM
Lol...I don't know.

Whoever those parents are have nothing on the people who are naming their children after foods, numbers and colors though. Oh, and the ones who think their children are going to grow up to be American Gladiators lol.

The boys names will just make you want to facepalm yourself to death.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/the-weirdest-baby-names-of-2012-read-them-and-weep/story-fnet08xa-1226536009955

The_Joker
04-30-2013, 10:45 AM
Just curious what people are smoking when they name their children.

D'Brickashaw, now you can't tell me the parents we're clean as a whistle when they came up with this name. An old buddy of mine was a master artist when he was trippin' on acid and couldn't draw a stickman sober, so what the hell are they smokin'?

:beerfunnel:

You ain't either considering you can't spell.

MACH1
04-30-2013, 10:54 AM
You ain't either considering you can't spell.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/S7OQjASZIsI/AAAAAAAAGyg/efjoN0B5xbY/s1600/grammar-nazi2.jpg

caplovestroyp43
05-01-2013, 08:29 PM
I love original names. I do role plays for the tv show Emergency! (G rated family rated) and here are the names of Captain Stanley's kids:

Brannon Patrick Olympus (After the mountain in Greece)

Brandt Christopher Daniel (Always loved the name Daniel)

Brandon John Kahlil (Always loved the name Kahlil)

Branyon Joseph Kilimanjaro (After the mountain in Africa)

Brannigan James Marshall (After Jimi Hendrix)

Branson Michael Broderick (Broderick is a family name on his father’s side)

Brandy Florian Saragenti (After the mountain in Africa)

BranLeah Michelle Elizabeth (After a wonderful family friend)

Brantley Luke Forrest (Forrest is after Hank’s Father)

Branton David Cadence (After the cadence in football)

Branston Andrew Essex (After David Essex “Rock On” and Essex Johnson Bengals player 1970’s)

Branville Nicholas Mason (After Drummer Nick Mason of Pink Floyd)

Brandolyn Rose Marie (Thought the name Marie would go well with the name Rose)

Branom Aaron Toma (After David Toma both well-loved 70’s TV show and real person)

Branford Stephen Quinton (Always loved the name Quinton)

All their first middle names are after Catholic Saints

Want some more?

Kaitlyn Emily

Myranda Leah Ann

Strider Michael

Kota Kristofer

Trystan Kammon

Lakota Broderick

Deklan Trapper

Gannon Du Faul

Dakota Cheyenne Storm

Blayze Steven

Blayde Jordan

Blayre Michelle

Blayke Charles

Blayne Michael

JonM229
05-02-2013, 07:37 AM
New Zealand Reveals List of Banned Baby Names (http://www.timeslive.co.za/lifestyle/2013/05/01/new-zealand-reveals-list-of-banned-baby-names)

The list of 77 names reveals one child was set to be called "Anal" before the Department of Internal Affairs vetoed the proposal, while another narrowly avoided being dubbed "." or full stop.

Other names on the list included "4Real", "V8", and "Queen Victoria".

In some cases, parents appeared to have lost any inspiration for coming up with a moniker for their offspring, wanting to call the latest addition to the family simply "2nd", "3rd" or "5th".

The department's rules forbid any name that might imply a child holds an official title or rank, so "King", "Duke" and "Princess" were among those that had been turned down most since 2001.

"Justice" was the most popular, having been rejected 62 times, although "Justus" and "Juztice" also failed to gain official approval.

In 2008, New Zealand's family court ordered that a nine-year-old girl whose parents had called her "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii" should have her name changed because it was embarrassing and "makes a fool of the child".

At the time, judge Rob Murfitt criticised parents who gave their children bizarre names, citing examples such as "Number 16 Bus Shelter", "Midnight Chardonnay" and twins called "Benson" and "Hedges".

SteelCityMom
05-02-2013, 07:53 AM
Wow...even Justice is rejected? Bunch of commies.

Vis
05-02-2013, 09:09 AM
Classic 80s baby naming

06FmDZ4kp5k

little suck

SteelCityMom
05-02-2013, 09:24 AM
How have I never seen that movie??? That cast looks fantastic!

Did Woody say mucus? Lol

*Edit* Nevermind...I see from IMDB that the people in the credits were just there for that. Still, it's a John Hughes movie I haven't seen yet. Must download it, posthaste!

SteelersCanada
05-03-2013, 07:29 PM
Barkevious Mingo has a brother named Hughtavious.

Lady Steel
05-05-2013, 06:53 PM
I wish my name was "Nobody," so when I "like" stuff on Facebook it would say, "Nobody likes this." :laughing:

jacobo
05-09-2013, 02:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

The Pierogi
07-13-2014, 12:59 AM
Deadspin does a Name Of The Year bracket during March Madness, and it is awesome.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/presenting-your-2014-name-of-the-year-1563399535

A co-worker said a relative of hers is a teacher and had a girl in her class whose name was spelled La-ha... and pronounced La-DASH-ha.

Pappy
07-13-2014, 10:44 AM
Deadspin does a Name Of The Year bracket during March Madness, and it is awesome.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/presenting-your-2014-name-of-the-year-1563399535

A co-worker said a relative of hers is a teacher and had a girl in her class whose name was spelled La-ha... and pronounced La-DASH-ha.

I like Hash Tag better!

IowaSteeler927
07-16-2014, 06:47 AM
I'm not shittin you guys we just had a guy in the jail that I work at named Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller. Mustang GT500 is his middle name. :dang:

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/07/10/police-arrest-man-with-hatchet/12486337/

JonM229
07-16-2014, 10:21 AM
I used to work with a Tokiyo, because his grandmother had once lived in Tokyo. No clue where the i came from.

teegre
07-16-2014, 11:03 PM
I'm not shittin you guys we just had a guy in the jail that I work at named Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller. Mustang GT500 is his middle name. :dang:

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2014/07/10/police-arrest-man-with-hatchet/12486337/

My friend named his daughter Shelby for that very reason. He wanted her middle name to be Cobra, but his wife said "No!!!" Geesh, his wife is so lame. :chuckle:

IowaSteeler927
07-17-2014, 12:27 AM
My friend named his daughter Shelby for that very reason. He wanted her middle name to be Cobra, but his wife said "No!!!" Geesh, his wife is so lame. :chuckle:

Shelby ok, but Cobra or Mustang GT500... That's just out there. lol

Maybe I'll name my first child Dodge Challenger Hellcat

teegre
07-17-2014, 08:50 AM
At the school near my house, there's a girl whose first name is: Shodda.

Her middle name is: Patron.

No joke. So sad.

IowaSteeler927
07-17-2014, 10:20 AM
At the school near my house, there's a girl whose first name is: Shodda.

Her middle name is: Patron.

No joke. So sad.

Good lord. Makes me think of this song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4SurKqVAAI

teegre
07-17-2014, 10:27 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=Z1mOFzv02lk

fer522
07-17-2014, 09:29 PM
My kids names.. Enchilada Burrito and Taco (no Joke)

MACH1
07-18-2014, 12:13 AM
Sorry couldn't help it. :sofunny:

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/16/31/card,ecards,funny-16314518116d498a0fb6ea0f14937291_h.jpg

fer522
07-18-2014, 01:31 PM
Sorry couldn't help it. :sofunny:

http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/16/31/card,ecards,funny-16314518116d498a0fb6ea0f14937291_h.jpg

:sofunny::rofl:

BritishSteel
09-03-2014, 07:42 AM
I wish my name was "Nobody," so when I "like" stuff on Facebook it would say, "Nobody likes this." :laughing:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgrbUpyY_L