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Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 02:34 PM
You fuckers are keeping me up! I've been awake since 6 pm yesterday evening and worked last night 1 hour and 45 minutes from home. Please shoot me.

Vis
05-10-2013, 02:45 PM
There's an off button. Push it, inflate that doll for a quickie and find a pillow.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 02:48 PM
There's an off button. Push it, inflate that doll for a quickie and find a pillow.


My fingers are cramped from typing, Sheila has a hole in her, and I pissed on my pillow by accident. What now genius?

Vis
05-10-2013, 02:54 PM
My fingers are cramped from typing, Sheila has a hole in her, and I pissed on my pillow by accident. What now genius?

Sheila needs a hole (or 3) in her to make her useful

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 03:00 PM
Sheila needs a hole (or 3) in her to make her useful

Yeah, but that pinhole is waaaay too big for me.

JonM229
05-10-2013, 03:03 PM
Is it in yet?

The_Joker
05-10-2013, 03:09 PM
I fucking hate you too :chuckle:

Bayz101
05-10-2013, 03:09 PM
Yeah, but that pinhole is waaaay too big for me.

That means shes experienced. The good kinda gal.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 03:09 PM
Is it in yet?

You'll be screamin' when it is.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 03:10 PM
That means shes experienced. The good kinda gal.

Does vinyl really "experience" anything but abuse?

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 03:11 PM
I fucking hate you too :chuckle:

I, too, hate you fucking. We don't need any accidental breeding.

teegre
05-10-2013, 03:26 PM
You fuckers are keeping me up! I've been awake since 6 pm yesterday evening and worked last night 1 hour and 45 minutes from home. Please shoot me.

I have a similar commute: 1 hour in the mornings, and 2 hours* in the evenings.

*(sometimes up to 4 hours)

I listen to a LOT of music.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 03:29 PM
I have a similar commute: 1 hour in the mornings, and 2 hours* in the evenings.

*(sometimes up to 4 hours)

I listen to a LOT of music.

That and sports talk for me. Being on 3rd shift this week it's been an air horn in my right ear every 15 seconds or so followed by a punch to my own face to stay awake on the ride home.

teegre
05-10-2013, 03:39 PM
That and sports talk for me. Being on 3rd shift this week it's been an air horn in my right ear every 15 seconds or so followed by a punch to my own face to stay awake on the ride home.

It was sports-talk radio... until football went away. Now... well... there's only so much of "Mello versus Durant" that I can handle.

Luckily for me, my commute is stop & go... which forces me to stay awake.

Vis
05-10-2013, 03:42 PM
This thread is putting me to sleep now

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 03:44 PM
It was sports-talk radio... until football went away. Now... well... there's only so much of "Mello versus Durant" that I can handle.

Luckily for me, my commute is stop & go... which forces me to stay awake.

I listen to sports talk from Baltimore, so they don't dwell too much on the NBA since they don't have a team, thankfully. I am an O's fan, so I get that, some "behind enemy lines" Ravens talk, and a little NHL since they seem to care about the Capitals for some odd reason. They usually hate D.C.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 03:45 PM
This thread is putting me to sleep now

Move it to the Blast Furnace! :thumbsup:

JonM229
05-10-2013, 04:00 PM
This thread is putting me to sleep now

You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 04:05 PM
You will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep.

What... are you gonna blather on about how great Joe Flacco is? http://www.hummiesworld.com/forum/images/smilies/bored.gif

Vis
05-10-2013, 04:08 PM
What... are you gonna blather on about how great Joe Flacco is? http://www.hummiesworld.com/forum/images/smilies/bored.gif

Speaking of inflatable

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 04:09 PM
Speaking of inflatable

Nobody brought up his contract yet.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 04:12 PM
CRAP! All of this time we've spent on here today and we could have played Posts Against Humanity! :doh:

Ah well.... I had just as much fun doing this. :heh:

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 04:46 PM
I have to lay down now. I'm gonna regret not getting any sleep.

It was real fellas and ladies.

SteelCityMom
05-10-2013, 05:14 PM
CRAP! All of this time we've spent on here today and we could have played Posts Against Humanity! :doh:

Ah well.... I had just as much fun doing this. :heh:

We should play tomorrow or Sunday.

fer522
05-10-2013, 06:17 PM
Can I borrow Sheila for a for a few seconds?

MasterOfPuppets
05-10-2013, 07:06 PM
Can I borrow Sheila for a for a few seconds?
http://img.rakuten.com/PIC/47229785/0/1/500/47229785.jpg

Vis
05-10-2013, 07:39 PM
That's no Sheila

MasterOfPuppets
05-10-2013, 08:11 PM
That's no Sheila
thats what i tried to tell buddha...he called me a biggot...:noidea:

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 08:23 PM
We should play tomorrow or Sunday.

Sunday night might be good for me. I'll check back to see if anyone's interested.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 08:24 PM
Can I borrow Sheila for a for a few seconds?

No. We have a mutually exclusive relationship. Besides, I don't think you could handle her.

Buddha Bus
05-10-2013, 11:30 PM
Still haven't been to bed. Caught about a half hour nap on the couch earlier.

Again.... somebody please kill me.

SteelCityMom
05-11-2013, 12:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKNKVzVAqUk

Bane
05-11-2013, 01:05 AM
If this doesn't scare you off the internet:

v=v0CzvCpEkKg

Then you may be a demon and in fact unable to sleep.

Or a sissy asswipe with no man-parts.

ricardisimo
05-11-2013, 01:49 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0e10baH6cE