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Buddha Bus
05-12-2013, 09:08 AM
I actually paid money for the first Shaquille O' Neal rap album.

I teared up on the last episode of "The Office" that Michael Scott was on.

I used to have a fluffy semi-mullet in high school.

Vis
05-12-2013, 09:23 AM
I had a rat tail and used sun-in in the mid 80s

vasteeler
05-12-2013, 09:35 AM
not only did i have a glorious mullet back in the day but i also permed the back:facepalm:

Vis
05-12-2013, 09:48 AM
not only did i have a glorious mullet back in the day but i also permed the back:facepalm:

But was it 2010?

vasteeler
05-12-2013, 09:50 AM
But was it 2010?


:kick:

Buddha Bus
05-12-2013, 10:59 AM
I like the Bee Gees.

I will, occasionally, fruit my beer.

I paid to see "Cabin Fever" at the movie theater.

I used to drink a lot of wine coolers in high school.

fer522
05-12-2013, 11:51 AM
Buddha and Jon are cool dudes

SteelersCanada
05-12-2013, 11:51 AM
I paid to see "Cabin Fever" at the movie theater.

Paaaaancaaaakes?!

A lot of the 80s / 90s movie, music and/or show references that you guys have usually go right over my head.

SteelCityMom
05-12-2013, 12:34 PM
When I was 5 I wanted to marry Hulk Hogan.

I cried during the last episode of Full House.

I've seen all the Twilight movies (without Rifftrax).

Bayz101
05-12-2013, 03:19 PM
I enjoy Family Sitcoms.
I once threw to the wrong team, intentionally (damn colors).
I watched the movie "Triple Dog" and liked it.
I've gotten drunk off wine-coolers.
This thread is brilliant.

jacobo
05-12-2013, 05:45 PM
I watched the teen mom sextape :(

Buddha Bus
05-12-2013, 06:42 PM
I watched the teen mom sextape :(

I watched the Tonya Harding sex tape. :facepalm:

SteelCityMom
05-12-2013, 07:29 PM
I watched the teen mom sextape :(

I immediately googled the teen mom sextape after reading this (you'd think me being an avid viewer of the series I would have known about it lol).

I always knew Farrah was a dirty girl. At least it was through a reputable porn outlet and she got paid REALLY well (nearly a million dollars).

Galax Steeler
05-12-2013, 07:39 PM
I watched the Tonya Harding sex tape. :facepalm:


You pervert :toofunny:

jacobo
05-12-2013, 07:40 PM
I immediately googled the teen mom sextape after reading this (you'd think me being an avid viewer of the series I would have known about it lol).

I always knew Farrah was a dirty girl. At least it was through a reputable porn outlet and she got paid REALLY well (nearly a million dollars).



I actually thought she was pretty fine before the boob job and before I saw the tape. But god, I am not a fan of Arby's roast beef

SteelCityMom
05-12-2013, 07:49 PM
I actually thought she was pretty fine before the boob job and before I saw the tape. But god, I am not a fan of Arby's roast beef

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0EqnoaPNLI

Vis
05-12-2013, 07:56 PM
I watched the Tonya Harding sex tape. :facepalm:

You don't think we're going to let you just skate by after this?

harrison'samonster
05-12-2013, 08:00 PM
You don't think we're going to let you just skate by after this?

he's on thin ice now

fer522
05-12-2013, 08:24 PM
Where can I find those sex tapes? I wanna watch them :facepalm:

jacobo
05-12-2013, 08:43 PM
Where can I find those sex tapes? I wanna watch them :facepalm:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2jch9g6.jpg

use your imagination

or alternatively torrent it

fer522
05-12-2013, 10:11 PM
I kinda had to use my imagination :wink02:

Buddha Bus
05-12-2013, 11:19 PM
You don't think we're going to let you just skate by after this?

I wouldn't expect any less.

DO YOUR WORST!!!

Buddha Bus
05-12-2013, 11:21 PM
he's on thin ice now

And that is the last thing a fat guy needs.

Buddha Bus
05-14-2013, 01:11 PM
I used to like a lot of hair metal back in the day.

I used to like MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice when they first came out.

I enjoy watching the Food Network with my wife.

Vis
05-14-2013, 01:12 PM
I used to like a lot of hair metal. Like a silver barrette?

Buddha Bus
05-14-2013, 01:14 PM
Like a silver barrette?

Touché.

Vis
05-14-2013, 01:21 PM
I liked bottle cap music

Buddha Bus
05-14-2013, 01:27 PM
Beers I used to drink:

Coors Extra Gold
Red Dog
Miller Genuine Draft
Red Wolf
Icehouse
Michelob
Busch

SteelCityMom
05-14-2013, 01:33 PM
Beers I used to drink:

Coors Extra Gold
Red Dog
Miller Genuine Draft
Red Wolf
Icehouse
Michelob
Busch

MGD isn't all bad lol. We used to drink MD 40/40, Beast, and Natty Ice in college. :horror:

Lokki
05-14-2013, 01:33 PM
Beers I used to drink:

Coors Extra Gold
Red Dog
Miller Genuine Draft
Red Wolf
Icehouse
Michelob
Busch

Holy crap.. I remember Red Dog beer.. if you turned the label upside down it looked like Batman eating vajayjay.. I think I drank everything on that list at one time or another, aside from Red Wolf.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8694/reddog.jpg

Lokki
05-14-2013, 01:34 PM
What about St. Ides Malt Liquor? We used to buy it in the 40oz. bottles with the wide mouth lid.. bawlers!

Buddha Bus
05-14-2013, 01:57 PM
Holy crap.. I remember Red Dog beer.. if you turned the label upside down it looked like Batman eating vajayjay.. I think I drank everything on that list at one time or another, aside from Red Wolf.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8694/reddog.jpg

Holy shit, that's funny! :rofl:

I have never seen that.

Buddha Bus
05-14-2013, 01:58 PM
I used to drink Boone's Farm wine as well. :facepalm:

The_Joker
05-14-2013, 03:25 PM
I'm the only Steelers fan I know IRL...

Vis
05-14-2013, 04:58 PM
Holy crap.. I remember Red Dog beer.. if you turned the label upside down it looked like Batman eating vajayjay.. I think I drank everything on that list at one time or another, aside from Red Wolf.

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8694/reddog.jpg

That's quite a cowllick


(see, it's the 2nd L that makes it funny, I hope)

The_Joker
05-14-2013, 05:00 PM
My best friend is a Patriots fan...

teegre
05-14-2013, 05:03 PM
The final episode of Michael Scott on "The Office" should have been the series finale. It was brilliant. Oscar's condescension... trumped by Michael's knowing that Oscar would mock him. Dwight getting angry, but then, while reading Michael's letter of rec, becoming teary-eyed (as did I... and as did Buddha). Jim figuring it out. Pam running to the airport. Brilliant.

Red Dog:
I remember that. Awesome... that I can remember something from that far back. LOL Really though, cool post.

Vis
05-15-2013, 07:44 AM
I had a thing for Sheena Easton.

jacobo
05-15-2013, 08:03 AM
I care about how many thanks I get here

Lokki
05-15-2013, 08:46 AM
I care about how many thanks I get here

Just gave you another one! :tt02:

Buddha Bus
05-15-2013, 11:08 AM
I had a thing for Sheena Easton.

Sheila E. made my peepee tingle.


I care about how many thanks I get here

Shameless suck up. :shake01:

Vis
05-15-2013, 12:20 PM
Sheila E. made my peepee tingle.

:

I'm sure the shot was worth it. And it came from Prince.

Buddha Bus
05-15-2013, 12:27 PM
I'm sure the shot was worth it. And it came from Prince.

Now why did you have to go and ruin my 80's spank fantasy like that?:smack:

Lokki
05-15-2013, 12:51 PM
Now why did you have to go and ruin my 80's spank fantasy like that?:smack:

You can't have an 80s spank fantasy without mentioning Samantha Fox!

http://i2.listal.com/image/3807141/600full-samantha-fox.jpg

Vis
05-15-2013, 01:31 PM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/girls-80s-then-now-6.jpg?w=500

her but the other pictures

steelax04
05-15-2013, 02:51 PM
I once threw to the wrong team, intentionally (damn colors).


Sounds like you prefer to play shirts/skins... :chuckle: I'm guessing you always want Budda to be skins too.

vasteeler
05-15-2013, 04:05 PM
i liked waterworld

Buddha Bus
05-15-2013, 06:16 PM
I'm guessing you always want Budda to be skins too.

Who doesn't? :noidea:

I can't blame them because.....


http://global3.memecdn.com/dead-sexy_o_588521.jpg

fer522
05-15-2013, 08:59 PM
You can't have an 80s spank fantasy without mentioning Samantha Fox!

http://i2.listal.com/image/3807141/600full-samantha-fox.jpg

my pee pee likes this picture :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5aXRL8

Galax Steeler
05-15-2013, 09:08 PM
my pee pee likes this picture :thumbsup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5aXRL8

I will take your word for it :chuckle:

caplovestroyp43
05-16-2013, 12:07 AM
I'm scared to death of tornadoes
I have obsessive compulsive disorder
I'm terrified of turtles

vasteeler
05-16-2013, 03:47 PM
I'm scared to death of tornadoes
I have obsessive compulsive disorder
I'm terrified of turtles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGBSLDZWm0Q

SteelersCanada
05-17-2013, 12:01 AM
I have always, and will always, hate the taste of beer.

ebsteelers
05-17-2013, 10:44 AM
Banned from chatting on espn message board

Buddha Bus
05-17-2013, 11:07 AM
I have always, and will always, hate the taste of beer.

Commie!

SteelersCanada
05-17-2013, 01:43 PM
Commie!

:chuckle:

I like alcohol, don't get me wrong but I like "fruity" drinks. Man, this topic doesn't make me look good at all.

Buddha Bus
05-17-2013, 01:47 PM
:chuckle:

I like alcohol, don't get me wrong but I like "fruity" drinks. Man, this topic doesn't make me look good at all.

Drink more. You'll start looking better. :thumbsup:

And this topic makes no one look good. :chuckle:

Vis
05-17-2013, 01:51 PM
:chuckle:

I like alcohol, don't get me wrong but I like "fruity" drinks. Man, this topic doesn't make me look good at all.

Can we get a bucket of Rocks for the table, oh and a mai tai for the guy at the end.

SteelersCanada
05-17-2013, 03:06 PM
Can we get a bucket of Rocks for the table, oh and a mai tai for the guy at the end.

:toofunny:

ebsteelers
05-17-2013, 03:20 PM
:chuckle:

I like alcohol, don't get me wrong but I like "fruity" drinks. Man, this topic doesn't make me look good at all.

whats your favorite "fruity" drink?

ebsteelers
05-17-2013, 03:21 PM
Can we get a bucket of Rocks for the table, oh and a mai tai for the guy at the end.

Vis give him a break hes from the great north

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lradmkXKRW1qzlrixo1_400.jpg

Vis
05-17-2013, 03:49 PM
I don't get there if I'm drunk

teegre
05-18-2013, 08:39 AM
I have obsessive compulsive disorder

Me, too.

I am essentially Melvin Udall... sans the racism, bigotry, & rudeness. Really, it's not just the OCD; I have his penchant for snappy insults (again, minus the abusive & hurtful derision).

May I guess: your closer is arranged by color? :wink02:

Galax Steeler
05-19-2013, 09:17 AM
I am a:pw:

Buddha Bus
05-19-2013, 09:48 AM
I am a:pw:

Without the posting.

caplovestroyp43
05-19-2013, 09:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGBSLDZWm0Q

Thanks for giving me nightmares! I dreamed turtles were all around me and I was yelling "NO!!!" and I even woke myself up doing it.

I'd dive head first through a window to get away from one, that's how scared I am of them.

harrison'samonster
05-20-2013, 06:51 AM
Thanks for giving me nightmares! I dreamed turtles were all around me and I was yelling "NO!!!" and I even woke myself up doing it.

I'd dive head first through a window to get away from one, that's how scared I am of them.

don't ever watch the movie Frogs with Sam Eliot. Don't ask me why.

tony hipchest
05-20-2013, 01:42 PM
I once threw to the wrong team, intentionally (damn colors).


:jawdrop: you pitched for the pink team?!?!?!?

please tell me you were atleast drunk or it was on a dare...

Buddha Bus
05-20-2013, 01:53 PM
:jawdrop: you pitched for the pink team?!?!?!?

please tell me you were atleast drunk or it was on a dare...



:rofl:

Bayz101
05-24-2013, 03:28 AM
:jawdrop: you pitched for the pink team?!?!?!?

please tell me you were atleast drunk or it was on a dare...

You asshole. :sofunny:

fer522
05-24-2013, 08:14 AM
I made out with a fat chick and i wasnt drunk!! :doh: She was very pretty tho :facepalm:

jacobo
05-24-2013, 08:24 AM
I made out with a fat chick and i wasnt drunk!! :doh: She was very pretty tho :facepalm:

only made out? you missed out on an opportunity there. fat girls are willing to do more things in the sack and it's worth it at least once in your life.

I have no regrets

43Hitman
05-30-2013, 03:41 PM
I accidentally killed a goose when I was a kid. It was chasing a friend while we were trying to fish, I threw a rock to scare it off, but hit it right in the head. Boom, down goes the goose. We grabbed our shit and ran like hell. I was 12.

The_Joker
05-30-2013, 04:32 PM
I was a 49ers fan until age 8...

FORGIVE ME STEELERS GODS!

Vis
05-31-2013, 06:33 PM
I once got drunk to join a library

Fire Arians
05-31-2013, 08:10 PM
i was a fan of justin beiber when 'one time' came out lol

vasteeler
05-31-2013, 08:14 PM
i was a fan of justin beiber when 'one time' came out lol

:finger:

vasteeler
05-31-2013, 08:15 PM
i once owned this album
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg/220px-Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg

Fire Arians
05-31-2013, 08:25 PM
i once owned this album
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg/220px-Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg

michael jackson is awesome man :thumbsup:

The_Joker
05-31-2013, 08:28 PM
I actually kinda like Buddha Bus... shh don't tell him, it might get to his head!

SteelCityMom
05-31-2013, 09:39 PM
i once owned this album
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg/220px-Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg

Pffft...I've still got that on vinyl. And lot's of Madonna. And Pointer Sisters. :doh:

Fire Arians
05-31-2013, 10:08 PM
:finger:

hey to my defense i first heard it on the radio, and thought it was some 8 year old black kid, i was like hey little brother can sing :chuckle:

caplovestroyp43
05-31-2013, 11:14 PM
michael jackson is awesome man :thumbsup:

Yes he was back in the day before he started losing his mind. I always said that man had more talent in his pinkie finger than I did my whole body!

Thriller was a great album, no doubt about.

:tt02:

teegre
06-01-2013, 01:15 AM
i once owned this album
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/51/Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg/220px-Michaeljacksonthrilleralbum.jpg

Who didn't???

Heck, I had it on vinyl... tape... CD... and now, digitally (on my iPhone).

michael jackson is awesome man :thumbsup:

Ab-so-lut-ly!!!

Lady Steel
06-01-2013, 12:47 PM
I'm addicted to Candy Crush Sage. And I'm now out of lives so I'm going to get ready for work. Happy Saturday!

SteelCityMom
06-01-2013, 02:02 PM
I'm addicted to Candy Crush Sage. And I'm now out of lives so I'm going to get ready for work. Happy Saturday!


I too have the addiction (level 147). You don't ever have to run out of lives...just click play again, and when it pops up the screen telling you to either ask friends or buy lives, just click the x. A new window will pop up asking if you want to watch a short ad (about 30 seconds) for another life. You can keep doing that forever.

And on that note... time to feed my addiction. :chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-01-2013, 02:44 PM
I had Thriller too, but good God, Arians..... BIEBER!?!? This thread was meant to admit some embarrassing stuff, but that just got your man-card yanked! :chuckle:

Fire Arians
06-01-2013, 06:24 PM
I had Thriller too, but good God, Arians..... BIEBER!?!? This thread was meant to admit some embarrassing stuff, but that just got your man-card yanked! :chuckle:

hey if it counts, i bought metallica's kill em all album when i was 7 (with birthday money), my parents thought i was evil or something :chuckle:

Lady Steel
06-02-2013, 11:05 PM
I too have the addiction (level 147). You don't ever have to run out of lives...just click play again, and when it pops up the screen telling you to either ask friends or buy lives, just click the x. A new window will pop up asking if you want to watch a short ad (about 30 seconds) for another life. You can keep doing that forever.

And on that note... time to feed my addiction. :chuckle:

Thanks for the info on getting extra lives, SCMom! :thumbsup:

What I've been doing is using my 5 lives on Facebook with my laptop, then if I still want to play, I use my 5 lives on my tablet, then if I want to play some more, I use my 5 lives on my cell phone. Yeah, it's that bad. :laughing:

SteelCityMom
06-02-2013, 11:53 PM
Thanks for the info on getting extra lives, SCMom! :thumbsup:

What I've been doing is using my 5 lives on Facebook with my laptop, then if I still want to play, I use my 5 lives on my tablet, then if I want to play some more, I use my 5 lives on my cell phone. Yeah, it's that bad. :laughing:

Haha! I never knew about that trick! It is so on. :chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-03-2013, 04:27 AM
hey if it counts, i bought metallica's kill em all album when i was 7 (with birthday money), my parents thought i was evil or something :chuckle:

That's not embarrassing.... that's awesome! That album still rocks! :thumbsup:


Now.... if you said you'd paid money for "St. Anger".....

Vis
06-03-2013, 06:10 AM
When I was 7 I was given a Mac Davis album, not Dark Side of the Moon or Houses of the Holy. And I didn't yet care.

Fire Arians
06-03-2013, 06:10 AM
That's not embarrassing.... that's awesome! That album still rocks! :thumbsup:


Now.... if you said you'd paid money for "St. Anger".....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMnf0fwUPw

or any of these guys' albums lol

ebsteelers
06-04-2013, 08:44 PM
if my buddy asks me to go out with him (hes chunky, and girls friend zoned) and some of his lady friends.


I check the lady friends fb to see if they are in a relationship before I make any decisions..

#shameonme

ebsteelers
06-05-2013, 01:11 PM
I collect autographs, but besides Steelers.

I prefer signatures on mini helmets of their college teams rather than the professional teams.

Lady Steel
06-05-2013, 08:52 PM
I watch Big Brother because nothing else is on TV in the summer.

MasterOfPuppets
06-05-2013, 10:46 PM
i've watched every episode of the voice this year just because shakira is on it...:noidea:

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/shakira-confirms-she-s-not-returning-to-the-voice-season-5.jpg

JonM229
06-06-2013, 08:13 AM
I've thoroughly enjoyed the last two albums released by Norah Jones

ebsteelers
08-14-2013, 02:04 PM
I drafted 2 bengals and 2 pats for my fantasy football team.

#nosteelers

steelax04
08-14-2013, 04:01 PM
I watch Big Brother because nothing else is on TV in the summer.

The foreign ones where they get all nekkid and stuff?

vasteeler
08-14-2013, 04:04 PM
this will probably get me a few boo's but i hate monty python movies

Buddha Bus
08-14-2013, 04:33 PM
this will probably get me a few boo's but i hate monty python movies


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izp0Nc380s0

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!

fer522
08-14-2013, 05:20 PM
this will probably get me a LOT of boo's but who the fuck is monty python :facepalm:

Buddha Bus
08-14-2013, 05:46 PM
this will probably get me a LOT of boo's but who the fuck is monty python :facepalm:

You are dead to me.

GBMelBlount
08-14-2013, 06:12 PM
You are dead to me.



Technically not Monty but still one of my all time favorites:

The C, The Cahhh, The Caaaaaa, The Caaahhhaaaahhuhhhh

Sing it! :toofunny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F6Ilu4LJio

GBMelBlount
08-14-2013, 06:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTqC2T6q4E

Bayz101
08-14-2013, 07:20 PM
Wait, seriously? People don't like Monty Python!? When did this come about? I didn't think it was possible to dislike some of the greatest movies of all time. Are you people aware that i'm likely one of the YOUNGEST people on this website and I've watched EVERY Monty Python movie ever made!? :sofunny:

Fire Arians
08-14-2013, 07:51 PM
i just went alcohol free for 3 days, that's a record for this year

Buddha Bus
08-14-2013, 07:55 PM
i just went alcohol free for 3 days, that's a record for this year

Who has kidnapped you and are you being held at gunpoint currently?

harrison'samonster
08-14-2013, 07:55 PM
i just went alcohol free for 3 days, that's a record for this year

congratulations!

Galax Steeler
08-14-2013, 07:58 PM
i just went alcohol free for 3 days, that's a record for this year

Ha Ha I call Bullshit :rofl:

SteelCityMom
08-14-2013, 08:18 PM
Wait, seriously? People don't like Monty Python!? When did this come about? I didn't think it was possible to dislike some of the greatest movies of all time. Are you people aware that i'm likely one of the YOUNGEST people on this website and I've watched EVERY Monty Python movie ever made!? :sofunny:

Speaking of, just had Haley watch Holy Grail (her first Monty Python) the other day and she loved it. She didn't get all the subtle jokes, but she still loved it. Made me proud. :chuckle:

MasterOfPuppets
08-14-2013, 08:35 PM
i just went alcohol free for 3 days, that's a record for this year
holy shit man...your gonna get blood in your alcohol system then reality will set in !!!
reality - a state of mind created by an alcohol and drug deficiency. :horror:

ebsteelers
08-14-2013, 09:11 PM
Ha Ha I call Bullshit :rofl:

haha which part are you calling bullshit on?

that its the first time all year he went 3 days without beer..

or that he did actually go 3 days without beer.


i'll say the latter... nows the time to be drowning in your steelers sorrows.


its only gonna get worse... bruce arians and palmer are gonna throw for 5000000 yards and win the super bowl and haley are gonna diaherra down their leg when landry has to come in against the bengals in week 2

Lady Steel
08-14-2013, 09:20 PM
The foreign ones where they get all nekkid and stuff?

I haven't watched BB UK or BB Australia or any of the other BB's. I think you can only watch them on the internet, right? Ain't nobody got time for that. :laughing:

caplovestroyp43
08-15-2013, 12:13 AM
Me, too.

I am essentially Melvin Udall... sans the racism, bigotry, & rudeness. Really, it's not just the OCD; I have his penchant for snappy insults (again, minus the abusive & hurtful derision).

May I guess: your closer is arranged by color? :wink02:

I don't know how I missed this one! Nope, it is not. My OCD is different from most. I cannot let anything leave the computer that I work on until it is perfect, we have at work a place that comes and brings spring water and puts it upside down in the cooler. I have to have the name of the place facing the front on the bottle, if someone's name tag is crooked I straighten it, if a picture is crooked I straighten it, annoying things like that. My brain is about dead right now (working unlimited OT) but when I think of some more stuff, I'll share it with you Teeg!! :hug:

teegre
08-15-2013, 08:42 AM
I don't know how I missed this one! Nope, it is not. My OCD is different from most. I cannot let anything leave the computer that I work on until it is perfect, we have at work a place that comes and brings spring water and puts it upside down in the cooler. I have to have the name of the place facing the front on the bottle, if someone's name tag is crooked I straighten it, if a picture is crooked I straighten it, annoying things like that. My brain is about dead right now (working unlimited OT) but when I think of some more stuff, I'll share it with you Teeg!! :hug:

I have a tad of that, as well.

When I sit at a table, my silverware & the other stuff on the table has to be in its "place." I didn't even realize this... until... (story):

For years, my brother would play a game, unbeknownst to me: when we would sit down at a restaurant, he'd move something (such as placing the salt shaker in the middle of the table)... and then he'd count how long it took for me to put it back in its proper place.

He did this for yeeears.

I only found out about it, because he told my best friend, and my friend wasn't as subtle (he turned my fork around 180 degrees)... and I asked him what he was doing.

Pretty funny.