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Lady Steel
06-03-2013, 08:53 PM
No.


Have you ever wished the Steelers had cheerleaders?

Vis
06-04-2013, 02:24 AM
No.


Have you ever wished the Steelers had cheerleaders?

only if they go out with me

Galax Steeler
06-04-2013, 04:19 AM
only if they go out with me

Question please:rulez:

Vis
06-04-2013, 05:49 AM
Have you ever wanted to chuck it all

Lady Steel
06-04-2013, 08:11 PM
No


Have you ever felt like you needed to upchuck?

vasteeler
06-04-2013, 08:29 PM
oh yeah

have you ever puked due to the sight of blood

Blacksburg Zach
06-04-2013, 09:02 PM
No

Have you ever opened Christmas presents early?

Galax Steeler
06-04-2013, 09:04 PM
Yes

Have you ever peeked at a Christmas present early/

JonM229
06-05-2013, 07:04 AM
If Hanukkah presents count, then yes.

Have you ever gone to the movies by yourself?

pczach
06-05-2013, 09:24 AM
If Hanukkah presents count, then yes.

Have you ever gone to the movies by yourself?

No

Have you ever gone to see a movie more than once in a theater?

Vis
06-05-2013, 09:31 AM
No

Have you ever gone to see a movie more than once in a theater?

Yes, Saw Star Wars 21 times when I was 11.

Have you ever completed a sexual act in a movie theater?

pczach
06-05-2013, 10:09 AM
Yes

Have you ever played a sport professionally?

Blacksburg Zach
06-05-2013, 01:37 PM
No

Have you ever played a collegiate sport?

ebsteelers
06-05-2013, 02:51 PM
Yes
Football.


Have you ever rooted for another NFL team for a season or longer?

Lady Steel
06-05-2013, 04:42 PM
Yeah, right. NO! :laughing:


Have you ever broken a bone?

Buddha Bus
06-05-2013, 04:43 PM
No.

Have you ever broken someone else's bone?

Vis
06-05-2013, 04:53 PM
No.

Have you ever broken someone else's bone?

That's a rude thing to ask a Lady

Blacksburg Zach
06-05-2013, 04:54 PM
No

Have you ever rooted for the Ravens?

Buddha Bus
06-05-2013, 04:54 PM
That's a rude thing to ask a Lady

Not that bone! Get your mind outta the gutter. :laughing:

vasteeler
06-05-2013, 04:59 PM
No

Have you ever rooted for the Ravens?


yes, this past superbowl. i didnt want to see the niners get #6

have you ever been involved in a major accident?

Lady Steel
06-05-2013, 05:07 PM
No.


Have you ever been handcuffed?

stb_steeler
06-05-2013, 05:09 PM
Yes
have you ever counted the licks to the center of the tootsipop?

Lady Steel
06-05-2013, 05:10 PM
No. :toofunny:


Have you ever peed in the pool?

Vis
06-05-2013, 05:13 PM
No,

Have you ever asked to be unhandcuffed so you could go pee?

JonM229
06-05-2013, 05:20 PM
No

Have you ever needed to use the safe-word?

fer522
06-05-2013, 05:43 PM
No :rofl:

Have you ever felt the urge to pull on your pee pee?

JonM229
06-05-2013, 05:49 PM
All of the time

Have you ever taken a shower with your dog?

Buddha Bus
06-05-2013, 05:52 PM
Ummmm.... no.


Have you ever shaved your dog's ass?

harrison'samonster
06-05-2013, 06:47 PM
no

have you ever fed your dog off the fork you were using, and then kept using it at that meal.

Lady Steel
06-05-2013, 08:19 PM
No.


Have you ever shaved your legs?

Blacksburg Zach
06-05-2013, 08:25 PM
No

Have you ever been caught driving drunk?

Vis
06-05-2013, 08:28 PM
No

Have you ever been caught driving drunk?

no

have you ever purchased purple shoes?

Lady Steel
06-05-2013, 08:30 PM
No.


Have you ever snuck out on your restaurant bill?

ebsteelers
06-06-2013, 08:58 AM
no

have you ever wondered why the chinese are such bad drivers?

fer522
06-06-2013, 02:50 PM
Lmao

Have you seen their eyes?

JonM229
06-06-2013, 02:54 PM
Yes, and that reminds me of a racist joke.

Have you ever wondered why Helen Keller's dog ran away?

Blacksburg Zach
06-06-2013, 03:27 PM
Yes, and that reminds me of a racist joke.

Have you ever wondered why Helen Keller's dog ran away?

You would too if your name was U-u-u-urd-urj.

Have you ever received a present that you really hated?

JonM229
06-06-2013, 03:34 PM
You would too if your name was U-u-u-urd-urj.

Have you ever received a present that you really hated?

You're going to hell, and I'll be seeing you there.

Hated? No, the most negative reaction would be disappointed

Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket?

vasteeler
06-06-2013, 04:14 PM
no

have you ever seen a ghost

Blacksburg Zach
06-06-2013, 04:32 PM
No

Have you ever slept in a cave?

Galax Steeler
06-06-2013, 07:31 PM
No

Have you ever caught your parents making love

harrison'samonster
06-06-2013, 07:54 PM
no


have your parents ever caught you making love

vasteeler
06-06-2013, 08:11 PM
no but they did catch me fucking once:wink02:

have you ever had a D.U.I.

Buddha Bus
06-06-2013, 08:19 PM
Yes. :facepalm:


Have you ever hunted snipe?

Blacksburg Zach
06-06-2013, 08:22 PM
No

Have you ever been on the radio?

Buddha Bus
06-06-2013, 08:28 PM
No.

Have you ever been on TV?

ebsteelers
06-06-2013, 08:31 PM
Yes,
was on outside the lines (espn) in 05..


Have you ever been ashamed of yourself

Buddha Bus
06-06-2013, 08:34 PM
Yes... every time I pick on that mental cripple Tim Lumber.

Have you ever run nude in public?

Blacksburg Zach
06-06-2013, 08:45 PM
No

Have you ever built an igloo?

Buddha Bus
06-06-2013, 08:45 PM
No.

Have you ever done the Dougie?

Blacksburg Zach
06-06-2013, 08:47 PM
No

Have you ever been inside a police car?

fer522
06-06-2013, 08:51 PM
yes :doh:


have you ever been to Australia?

Blacksburg Zach
06-06-2013, 09:18 PM
No

Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?

Lady Steel
06-06-2013, 10:27 PM
No.


Have you ever had to perform CPR?

Blacksburg Zach
06-06-2013, 10:43 PM
No

Have you ever fainted in a public place?

pczach
06-06-2013, 11:47 PM
No

Have you ever been so low that you wished you were Tim Lumber?

teegre
06-07-2013, 01:36 AM
I hope no one ever feels that low.

Have you ever... peeled & eaten the cheese & toppings off of a pizza, and left the crust behind?

Galax Steeler
06-07-2013, 05:44 AM
Yes... every time I pick on that mental cripple Tim Lumber.



Your a damn liar:rofl:

Vis
06-07-2013, 07:14 AM
I hope no one ever feels that low.

Have you ever... peeled & eaten the cheese & toppings off of a pizza, and left the crust behind?

yes

Have you ever cut a thin strip all the way across the pan of brownies so no one can tell you ate any?

CrickRat23
06-07-2013, 11:31 AM
No


Have you ever puked while working out?

Lady Steel
06-07-2013, 01:18 PM
No


Have you ever had a blood transfusion?

Buddha Bus
06-07-2013, 01:20 PM
No.

Have you ever had fried conch?

JonM229
06-07-2013, 02:10 PM
Yes

Have you ever been afraid that you were about to die?

Vis
06-07-2013, 02:15 PM
Yes

Have you ever been afraid that you were about to die?

yes

Have you ever been afraid you weren't?

Buddha Bus
06-07-2013, 02:16 PM
Yes.

Have you ever almost crashed your car falling asleep?

JonM229
06-07-2013, 02:19 PM
Yes

Have you ever been in another hemisphere?

pczach
06-07-2013, 02:21 PM
Yes.

Have you ever almost crashed your car falling asleep?

Yes. An OH SHIT moment if there ever was one!

Have you ever helped someone that was broken down on the side of the road?

ebsteelers
06-07-2013, 03:54 PM
no

have you ever wanted to punch your co-workers cause they wont shut the hell up on a friday, and your trying to chill out on Steelers Fever?

JonM229
06-07-2013, 04:20 PM
Yes

Have you ever punched a co-worker?

Lady Steel
06-08-2013, 11:46 AM
No.


Have you ever had surgery?

vasteeler
06-08-2013, 12:11 PM
no

have you ever farted in a crowded elevator

fer522
06-08-2013, 12:26 PM
No lol

Have you ever wanted to fart in a crowded elevator?

The_Joker
06-08-2013, 01:34 PM
Yes.

Have you ever eaten glue?

Blacksburg Zach
06-08-2013, 01:47 PM
No

Have you ever seen someone else eat glue?

Buddha Bus
06-08-2013, 03:38 PM
have you ever wanted to punch your co-workers cause they wont shut the hell up on a friday, and your trying to chill out on Steelers Fever?

Yes


Get back to work, assholes! http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Smileys/19.gif

vasteeler
06-09-2013, 10:08 AM
No

Have you ever seen someone else eat glue?


yes

have you ever repeated a grade

pczach
06-09-2013, 11:42 AM
I kant remmambur.

Have you ever dated a psychopath?

Buddha Bus
06-09-2013, 12:00 PM
I kant remmambur.

Have you ever dated a psychopath?

Well.... I did have this thing for Murf... (close but no cigar). :sadpace:

Have you ever had fresh-made-at-your-table guacamole?

pczach
06-09-2013, 12:30 PM
Well.... I did have this thing for Murf... (close but no cigar). :sadpace:

Have you ever had fresh-made-at-your-table guacamole?

Do you mean it was almost as big as a cigar?:chuckle:

No

Have you ever gone to a Japanese hibachi restaurant and almost passed out trying to drink the entire bottle of saki that the chef is squirting in your mouth?

Blacksburg Zach
06-09-2013, 12:38 PM
No

Have you ever wanted to be someone else?

Galax Steeler
06-10-2013, 05:00 AM
No

Have you ever threw spit wads at your teacher?

ebsteelers
06-10-2013, 10:03 AM
no


have you every got nasty with one of your teachers? (during or after they taught you is acceptable)

ebsteelers
06-14-2013, 01:37 PM
have you ever wondered why they call it a rear naked choke hold?

vasteeler
06-14-2013, 05:32 PM
no

have you ever met anyone famous

ebsteelers
06-14-2013, 07:49 PM
yes





http://i.qkme.me/36bait.jpg

pczach
06-14-2013, 09:06 PM
yes





http://i.qkme.me/36bait.jpg

You're supposed to pose another "Have you ever?" after you answer the question. Man, get your head out of your butt and play this game correctly.

:chuckle:

ebsteelers
06-17-2013, 12:55 PM
You're supposed to pose another "Have you ever?" after you answer the question. Man, get your head out of your butt and play this game correctly.

:chuckle:

have your ever been jellly of my swag... drunk..




new question:


have you ever used bill me later on ebay?

if so how were your results

Blacksburg Zach
06-17-2013, 01:09 PM
No

Have you ever sold something on ebay?

Fire Arians
06-17-2013, 01:10 PM
no

have you ever ordered condoms online? :chuckle:

Blacksburg Zach
06-17-2013, 01:13 PM
No

Have you ever been robbed?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 01:16 PM
No.

Have you ever won more than $100 on a lottery ticket?

Blacksburg Zach
06-17-2013, 01:27 PM
No

Have you ever wished harm on an NFL player?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 01:40 PM
Yes, specifically Michael Vick.

Have you ever rode a free-fall tower ride at an amusement park?

teegre
06-17-2013, 01:56 PM
Yes, specifically Michael Vick.

Have you ever rode a free-fall tower ride at an amusement park?

Scares me every time.

Have you ever:
Driven faster than 100mph?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 02:10 PM
Yes.

Have you ever fallen asleep at the comp........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........

teegre
06-17-2013, 02:14 PM
LOL

Yes

Have you ever... been to Los Angeles?

Blacksburg Zach
06-17-2013, 02:21 PM
No

Have you ever been to New York?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 02:21 PM
Yes.

Have you ever been to the Bahamas?

Blacksburg Zach
06-17-2013, 02:55 PM
No

Have you ever been to Scotland?

teegre
06-17-2013, 03:13 PM
No to Scotland.
Yes to the Bahamas... and going back in a few weeks.

Have you ever... been to a micro-brewery?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 03:16 PM
Yes.

Have you ever been to a beer festival?

pczach
06-17-2013, 03:20 PM
Yes

Have you ever been carried back to your room after the beer festival?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 03:21 PM
:toofunny: Yeah right! Who's gonna have a forklift handy?


Have you ever toured an art museum outside of a school trip?

pczach
06-17-2013, 03:23 PM
Yes. My wife and I like to do that sometimes.

Have you ever gone skiing or snowboarding?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 03:30 PM
No.

Have you ever actually seen a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest?

pczach
06-17-2013, 03:33 PM
Once when I was really drunk. Of course he may not have had one leg.

Have you ever thrown up in public?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 03:38 PM
Once when I was really drunk. Of course he may not have had one leg.

Well, just in case...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiTBBDCLwQ

Have you ever thrown up in public?

Yes.


Have you ever been bitten by a snake?

pczach
06-17-2013, 03:40 PM
Yes. A couple times by non-poisonous snakes.

Have you ever been attacked by a nest of bees, wasps, hornets, etc...?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 03:42 PM
Yes.

Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?

pczach
06-17-2013, 03:44 PM
Yes.

Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj102/juggalosage_2007/snake_bite.jpg


No

Have you ever been attacked by a dog?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 04:00 PM
No.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Blacksburg Zach
06-17-2013, 04:02 PM
No

Have you ever been bitten by a spider?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 04:08 PM
Yes.

Have you ever become a superhero running around in spandex after said bite?

Vis
06-17-2013, 04:12 PM
Yes.

Have you ever become a superhero running around in spandex after said bite?

Yes but not BECAUSE of the bite.

Have you ever gathered ye rosebuds while ye may?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 04:14 PM
Yes.

Have you ever been to a peep show in Manhattan?

Vis
06-17-2013, 04:15 PM
no

Have you ever dated a stripper?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 04:20 PM
No. Came close though.

Have you ever droned on and on about nothing..... oblivious to time itself..... dragging things out..... annoying those around you...... just because...... with no real point..... wasting precious time.... with no definition of efficiency?

vasteeler
06-17-2013, 05:21 PM
i say no, but you might be better off asking my family and friends


have you ever seen metallica live?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 05:22 PM
Yes.

Have you ever seen Slayer live?

Vis
06-17-2013, 05:24 PM
No

HYE seen BOC?

vasteeler
06-17-2013, 05:24 PM
no

have you ever seen I.C.P.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 05:26 PM
No.

Have you ever seen I.C.U.?

Galax Steeler
06-17-2013, 08:20 PM
No

Have you ever run out of money on a date?

pczach
06-17-2013, 10:53 PM
Yes, had to run to the ATM machine.

Have you ever gone to the ATM machine when you desperately needed money, and it was not working or shut down for service?

Fire Arians
06-17-2013, 11:13 PM
Yes - pisses me off too if the alternative is to go to one that will charge me a fee

have you ever been to a rock concert?

Galax Steeler
06-18-2013, 05:37 AM
No

Have you ever been back stage at a concert?

Vis
06-18-2013, 07:58 AM
No

Have you ever been back stage at a concert?

yes

HYE enjoyed the concert of a band you can't stand on their albums?

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 08:46 AM
The closest I can think of was not being a fan of The Allman Brothers until I saw them on live PPV at Woodstock in 1994. I became a fan after seeing them during that concert.


Have you ever liked a band on their albums, but lost interest in them after seeing them live?

pczach
06-18-2013, 09:31 AM
Yes. Puddle of Mudd. The dude can't sing live to save his life.

Have you ever met a rock star at a bar after a concert?

Vis
06-18-2013, 09:37 AM
Yes. Puddle of Mudd. The dude can't sing live to save his life.

Have you ever met a rock star at a bar after a concert?

Yes to drinks in bar worth rock stars, not after a concert though.

HYE had drinks with a Steeler player?

pczach
06-18-2013, 09:45 AM
Yes. Bo Orlando is a cousin.

Have you ever helped organize a charity event?

ebsteelers
06-18-2013, 10:58 AM
No, but I helped work it.



Have you ever spent over 200 dollars on sunglasses?

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 11:00 AM
No.

Have you ever spent over $800 on a backyard recreational game?

ebsteelers
06-18-2013, 11:02 AM
does a basketball hoop count? then yes
if not then no.

most backyard games cost like 20 bucks if that.



have you ever spent over 300 dollars on shoes?

pczach
06-18-2013, 11:03 AM
no

Have you ever owned a man purse?

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 11:19 AM
No.

Have you ever owned a women's purse?

pczach
06-18-2013, 11:28 AM
No

Have you ever watched a Super Bowl that the Steelers were playing in with a rabid fan of the other team they were playing?

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 11:36 AM
No

Have you ever watched a Super Bowl that the Steelers were playing in with a rabid fan of the other team they were playing?

No, but I've watched many a game with Ravens fans in playoff scenarios and watched their bitter tears fall. :thumbsup:

Have you ever made an opposing team's fans leave a game you were watching together because they couldn't handle the smack talk?

ebsteelers
06-18-2013, 12:00 PM
no


have you ever changed the subject to avoid getting in an unnecessary argument?

Vis
06-18-2013, 12:03 PM
no


have you ever changed the subject to avoid getting in an unnecessary argument?

yes

HYE escalated an argument to get the other person mad enough to walk out of the room just so you can have some quiet?

ebsteelers
06-18-2013, 12:05 PM
lol no but thats a good idea..

actually with my gf i'd end up outside..



have you ever ended up on the couch because of an argument

pczach
06-18-2013, 01:47 PM
No, but I've watched many a game with Ravens fans in playoff scenarios and watched their bitter tears fall. :thumbsup:

Have you ever made an opposing team's fans leave a game you were watching together because they couldn't handle the smack talk?

Where's NEPatriots fan when you need him? Are you saying the Steelers "owned" the Ravens?

:chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-18-2013, 01:51 PM
Where's NEPatriots fan when you need him? Are you saying the Steelers "owned" the Ravens?

:chuckle:

In the playoffs? Yes.

pczach
06-18-2013, 02:17 PM
No

Have you ever eaten something that tasted good, then found out what it was, and threw up?

JonM229
06-18-2013, 03:06 PM
No, if it tastes good I probably won't care what's in it.

Have you ever eaten durian?

Vis
06-18-2013, 03:18 PM
No, if it tastes good I probably won't care what's in it.

Have you ever eaten durian?

don't even know her

Fire Arians
06-18-2013, 07:07 PM
no

ever been banned from a steelers message board?

ebsteelers
06-18-2013, 08:47 PM
no

ever been banned from a steelers message board?

no only you have, or was that atl dan who had an obama problem?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:



have you ever been caught watching porn?

pczach
06-18-2013, 09:06 PM
no only you have, or was that atl dan who had an obama problem?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:



have you ever been caught watching porn?

Do you mean doing the one hand pole dance?

Fire Arians
06-18-2013, 10:26 PM
no only you have, or was that atl dan who had an obama problem?
:rofl::rofl::rofl:



have you ever been caught watching porn?

i haven't been banned from this board, but i've been banned from stillers.com once (for telling still mill to eat a dick, and that his 'committee' was made up of rosy palm and her 5 sisters), and banned from steelers.com cause i guess they don't like curse words there :chuckle:

closest thing to getting banned on this board was SCMom telling me to chill out on the cursing, which I did (kinda) lol

and.....

no

have you ever found your brother / relative's porn stash?

Galax Steeler
06-19-2013, 05:07 AM
No

Have you ever been caught masterbating?:rofl:

Blacksburg Zach
06-19-2013, 01:12 PM
No

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

pczach
06-19-2013, 01:24 PM
Yes

Have you ever had a major flood where you live?

JonM229
06-19-2013, 01:27 PM
No

Have you ever been close to a tornado?

Vis
06-19-2013, 01:44 PM
No

Have you ever been close to a tornado?

yes

Have you ever cliff dived

Blacksburg Zach
06-19-2013, 02:52 PM
No

Have you ever ran a red light?

ebsteelers
06-19-2013, 02:58 PM
No

Have you ever ran a red light?

Gettin' head while I drive makes me run lights




have you ever woke up in a different spot that you passed out?

JonM229
06-19-2013, 03:01 PM
Yes

Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket?

ebsteelers
06-19-2013, 03:39 PM
Yes

Have you ever talked your way out of a ticket?

true story, dropped my jorts, showed her my 3rd leg, pelled out in my ferrari, tossed her my number told her call me, and thats how the legend of jersey long was born.





have you ever entered an eating competition?

JonM229
06-19-2013, 03:40 PM
Yes, three times (I've failed or lost each time)

Have you ever eaten to the point of throwing up?

ebsteelers
06-19-2013, 03:46 PM
Yes, three times (I've failed or lost each time)

Have you ever eaten to the point of throwing up?

actually when i went to phillips in the inner harbor, food was so damn good, couldnt make it back to the hotel room had to stop in the barnes and nobles to go number 2





have you ever ate something and it went in one end and right out the other?

vasteeler
06-20-2013, 05:46 PM
oh yeah

have you ever not made it to the toilet

Buddha Bus
06-20-2013, 05:48 PM
Yup.

Have you ever been shitting and had to throw up in the middle of it?

pczach
06-20-2013, 06:17 PM
Yes. I was reading Murf's latest Steelers report on the shitter.

Have you ever been a male model?

Buddha Bus
06-20-2013, 06:20 PM
No, but I've been flirted with by one. :wink02:

Have you ever been charged with a war crime?

Blacksburg Zach
06-20-2013, 07:42 PM
No.

Have you ever been accused of stabbing somebody?

pczach
06-20-2013, 09:25 PM
No

Have you ever been chased by 500 cop cars while hiding in the back seat of your bronco?

Galax Steeler
06-22-2013, 08:38 AM
No

Have you ever been chased by the police?

JonM229
06-22-2013, 08:57 AM
Yes, they never caught me

Have you ever been fired from Food Network for making racist jokes?

Galax Steeler
06-22-2013, 09:00 AM
Ha Ha no

Have you ever peed your pants?:rofl:

JonM229
06-22-2013, 09:12 AM
Yes. It was in kindergarten and the school nurse only had girls' underwear.

Have you ever threw up on a ride?

Galax Steeler
06-22-2013, 09:18 AM
Yes. It was in kindergarten and the school nurse only had girls' underwear.

Have you ever threw up on a ride?

Not on the ride but it wasn't long after.

Have you ever watched someone else throw up on a ride?

JonM229
06-22-2013, 09:53 AM
Not on the ride but it wasn't long after.

Have you ever watched someone else throw up on a ride?

No, only afterwards but I have seen people pray for a ride to be over.

Have you ever had a chick with a beard before?

vasteeler
06-22-2013, 09:55 AM
no but my brothers marries to one.....a 350lb one

have you ever been laid off

pczach
06-22-2013, 10:04 AM
No, thankfully.

Have you ever taken a vacation longer that 2 weeks?

teegre
06-22-2013, 10:33 AM
Routinely.

Have you ever... worn a beanie in 80 degree weather?

pczach
06-22-2013, 10:48 AM
Hell no!

Have you ever been moved to tears by music?

JonM229
06-22-2013, 01:55 PM
Yes, you try making it through your father-in-law's funeral when they start playing "Tears in Heaven" with dry eyes.


http://anongallery.org/img/4198/have-you-ever-been-so-high-you-became.jpg

teegre
06-22-2013, 11:03 PM
Yes, you try making it through your father-in-law's funeral when they start playing "Tears in Heaven" with dry eyes.


http://anongallery.org/img/4198/have-you-ever-been-so-high-you-became.jpg

"Tears in Heaven" in & of itself is sad enough (Clapton's tribute to his three-year old son, who fell out a window, to his death... probably the saddest song that I've ever heard). Add in the loss of a loved one... instant tears.

You wussy. (jk)

The_Joker
06-23-2013, 12:03 AM
Hell no!

Have you ever been moved to tears by music?

Yes.

Have you ever been moved to tears by sports?

Galax Steeler
06-23-2013, 09:09 AM
No

Have you ever had food poison?

Buddha Bus
06-23-2013, 09:37 AM
No.


Have you ever gone crabbing?

Galax Steeler
06-23-2013, 09:40 AM
No but would love to my wife is from Maryland and she tells story's about it.

Have you ever fell out of a boat?

Buddha Bus
06-23-2013, 09:42 AM
Not yet.

Have you ever gotten seasick?

vasteeler
06-23-2013, 09:43 AM
yes

have you ever heard your wife say " are you one one of your steeler sites AGAIN?!?!?!?!"

Buddha Bus
06-23-2013, 09:47 AM
Something to that effect, yes. Usually just a hearty eye roll. :chuckle:


Have you ever seen Michael Jordan play in person?

vasteeler
06-23-2013, 09:51 AM
yeah but it almost doesn't count since he was a bullet/wizard when i saw him

have you ever had an std

Buddha Bus
06-23-2013, 09:59 AM
yeah but it almost doesn't count since he was a bullet/wizard when i saw him

have you ever had an std



Oddly enough, the only time I ever saw him play was against the Bullets when he was a Bull. :chuckle:


No.

Have you ever witnessed a felony in progress?

teegre
06-23-2013, 10:02 AM
No... but, Odin Lloyd has.

Have you ever... crashed a jet-ski?

Buddha Bus
06-23-2013, 10:03 AM
No.

Have you ever hit a deer with your car?

teegre
06-23-2013, 10:12 AM
No.

Have you ever... eaten at Buffalo Wild Wings? (One just went in, near by, and I'm wondering if its any good.)

Buddha Bus
06-23-2013, 10:14 AM
Yes. Pretty good wings with a nice selection of sauces. Try it!

Have you ever swam in a giant sinkhole created by a meteor?

fer522
06-23-2013, 11:22 AM
Yes, but i didn't like all the dead dinosaurs around me tho

Have you ever lied to your wife/girlfriend and felt bad about it afterwords?

Buddha Bus
06-23-2013, 12:43 PM
Yes.


Have you ever peed in a public pool?

The_Joker
06-23-2013, 03:11 PM
Of coarse not... oh whom I kidding.

Have you ever been so mad that you rode on a donkey with Teddy Roosevelt and fired laser beams at vampires while AC/DC plays in the background.

Buddha Bus
06-24-2013, 04:27 AM
At least once a month.

Have you ever slept through a fire on your property that required the fire department to put it out (right outside of the house)?

Galax Steeler
06-24-2013, 04:58 AM
No

Have you ever been on a jury?

teegre
06-24-2013, 08:41 AM
The two times that I got close, I got excuses.

The first was a drink driving case. I informed the judge that my mother had been blinded by a drunk driver, and he replied, "So, you can't give a fair verdict?" I retorted, "Fair, yes... impartial, no."

The second time was a murder case... and... well... it was simply not a good time for me to spend a month on a trail. Others tried to get out, but when my turn came, the judge empathized with my circumstances at the time... and I was dismissed.

Have you ever... rock climbed?

ebsteelers
06-24-2013, 11:19 AM
does doing it in a museum count?

then yes

have you ever done a high wire act, over 10 feet?

Vis
06-24-2013, 01:14 PM
does doing it in a museum count?

then yes

have you ever done a high wire act, over 10 feet?

No

Have you ever considered running for elected office?

ebsteelers
06-24-2013, 01:21 PM
No

Have you ever considered running for elected office?
http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/oh-hell-no.jpg


you go from having swag and being cool
to gray hair and lookin a fool

no thanks.



have you ever been a president of a club?

Blacksburg Zach
06-24-2013, 02:34 PM
No

Have you ever been lost?

teegre
06-24-2013, 04:39 PM
No

Have you ever been lost?

Physically or meta-physically?

Yes... and currently. :wink02:

Have you ever... eaten just the icing off of a cupcake?

Vis
06-24-2013, 04:43 PM
Physically or meta-physically?

Yes... and currently. :wink02:

Have you ever... eaten just the icing off of a cupcake?

No, the opposite.

Have you ever eaten a bug intentionally?

teegre
06-24-2013, 04:50 PM
No, the opposite.

Have you ever eaten a bug intentionally?

(Me, too.)

I ate an ant... because, it kept messing with me.

Have you ever... been attacked by a dog?

Vis
06-24-2013, 04:53 PM
(Me, too.)

I ate an ant... because, it kept messing with me.

Have you ever... been attacked by a dog?

yes, in the 3rd grade.

Have you ever been thrown off a horse?

teegre
06-24-2013, 04:55 PM
yes, in the 3rd grade.

Have you ever been thrown off a horse?

No... surprisingly.

Have you ever... made gnocchi from scratch?

pczach
06-24-2013, 06:39 PM
No

Have you ever made anything from of a cookbook on a whim?

ebsteelers
06-25-2013, 10:08 AM
yes,


(friggin people at work telling me to put sun screen on, jelly cause I got some good color down the shore, and they all look like snow flakes, instead of telling me to put sun screen on, how much you get your white ass out side, #yolo

have you ever wondered why people are jelly of you?

JonM229
06-25-2013, 11:04 AM
Yes, but I know they're all jealous of my ability to grow thick, luxurious facial hair.

Have you ever choked a chicken?

teegre
06-25-2013, 11:25 AM
Yes, but I know they're all jealous of my ability to grow thick, luxurious facial hair.

Have you ever choked a chicken?

Today? No.

Have you ever... polished a bishop?

JonM229
06-25-2013, 11:42 AM
I'm a man, aren't I?

Have you ever pulled a pud?

teegre
06-25-2013, 11:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM

This video seems like an appropriate follow-up to these questions.

pczach
06-25-2013, 03:25 PM
This thread is clearly spiraling out of control....:chuckle:

The_Joker
06-25-2013, 03:29 PM
This thread is clearly spiraling out of control....:chuckle:

Question: When do threads here not spiral out of control?

ebsteelers
06-25-2013, 03:35 PM
Answer: Never



Have you ever wondered why ever thread here gets outta hand?

JonM229
06-25-2013, 03:39 PM
No. I know why, but I'm not sharing my information

Have you ever been stalked?

The_Joker
06-25-2013, 03:41 PM
No. I know why, but I'm not sharing my information

Have you ever been stalked?

Nope. Who'd wanna stalk me?!

Have you ever vomited in public?

ebsteelers
06-25-2013, 03:49 PM
nope.



took a dump in public (not in a toliet)

The_Joker
06-25-2013, 03:50 PM
Oh hell no!!!

Have you ever wanted to punch Vis in the face?

ebsteelers
06-25-2013, 03:58 PM
no but ernie stautner does!!!!



have you ever slept in the nude?

JonM229
06-25-2013, 04:25 PM
Yes, and I still do

Have you ever punched a koala?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy0D-10ostk

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 06:02 PM
No, but Bagz calls it "Thursday".

Have you ever spent over $1000 at one time on your pet's health?

teegre
06-25-2013, 06:37 PM
$4000 for a knee... not including fees for drugs, cage, funnel thingy...

Have you ever... watched the sunset?

pczach
06-25-2013, 08:07 PM
Yes. Gotta stop to appreciate the things we take for granted once in a while.

Have you ever watched a sunrise?

teegre
06-25-2013, 08:19 PM
Absolutely. I like them better than sunsets.

Have you ever... fallen asleep during a meal at a restaurant?

pczach
06-25-2013, 08:25 PM
I don't remember, but yes! It was an after hours of drinking-breakfast type thing.

Have you ever been asked to leave a restaurant for being drunk and making to much commotion? Not violent, dangerous stuff. Just silly drunk stuff.

Blacksburg Zach
06-25-2013, 08:26 PM
No

Have you ever been to China?

ebsteelers
06-25-2013, 08:40 PM
no


do you appreciate your surroundings (credit pczach for this one)

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 09:11 PM
No. This board sucks.... or at least I've heard that.

Have you ever wished a week would end as soon as it started?

teegre
06-25-2013, 09:33 PM
Yes... but, I've also wished other weeks would never end. It evens out.

Have you ever... seen a shark while snorkeling?

pczach
06-25-2013, 10:13 PM
No. So in other words I didn't shit myself.

Have you ever been struck by lightning?

Blacksburg Zach
06-25-2013, 10:22 PM
No

Have you ever jumped out of a plane?

Lady Steel
06-25-2013, 11:58 PM
No, but I would like to. With a parachute. :laughing:


Have you ever hit an animal with your car?

Blacksburg Zach
06-26-2013, 12:29 AM
No

Have you ever been given a ticket?

teegre
06-26-2013, 12:30 AM
Fifteen of them. I drive... uh... fast.

Have you ever... been to "second-level" traffic school?

pczach
06-26-2013, 06:11 AM
No. Is that like one step from prison? You Sir, have a problem!:chuckle:

Have you ever had to make an insurance claim because your property was damaged by weather?

ebsteelers
06-26-2013, 08:50 AM
yes (hurricane sandy)



have you ever wanted to hang out with some posters from steelers fever?

(we should hang out together, and just post on steelers fever at the same time in case things get awkard)

JonM229
06-26-2013, 09:57 AM
Yes, but watching a game together would be out of the question.

Have you ever sharted at work?

teegre
06-26-2013, 10:57 AM
Have you ever sharted at work?

So, my fourteen year old step-daughter is writing a poem, and she is trying to think of a rhyme for "broken-hearted."

I suggested a few words...

ebsteelers
06-26-2013, 12:30 PM
So, my fourteen year old step-daughter is writing a poem, and she is trying to think of a rhyme for "broken-hearted."

I suggested a few words...

Have you ever..

watching the steelers 4th and goal
in the super bowl


im so nervous i think i just sharted
i hope big ben doesnt leave me broken hearted


i have no shout to mask the stain
and im outta booze to hide the pain


lucky we scored
this mess in my shorts, wont keep me bored


Super Bowl Champs were looking super cool
The shart stain in my pants has me looking a fool

:tt04:


by EbSteelers

teegre
06-26-2013, 12:38 PM
Have you ever..

watching the steelers 4th and goal
in the super bowl


im so nervous i think i just sharted
i hope big ben doesnt leave me broken hearted


i have no shout to mask the stain
and im outta booze to hide the pain


lucky we scored
this mess in my shorts, wont keep me bored


Super Bowl Champs were looking super cool
The shart stain in my pants has me looking a fool

:tt04:


by EbSteelers

How'd you get a copy of her poem?

ebsteelers
06-26-2013, 12:39 PM
How'd you get a copy of her poem?

Wrote it for her free of charge. told her i was friends with her old man so I'd make an exception. Normally I charge free99

teegre
06-26-2013, 12:42 PM
Wrote it for her free of charge. told her i was friends with her old man so I'd make an exception. Normally I charge free99

Thanks.

btw: She got a B+ on it. It would have been an A, but the teacher said that it needed to be more descriptive. In the teacher's words: "I want to be enveloped by the odor of the shart... and, I am merely getting a lingering whiff."

ebsteelers
06-26-2013, 12:48 PM
Thanks.

btw: She got a B+ on it. It would have been an A, but the teacher said that it needed to be more descriptive. In the teacher's words: "I want to be enveloped by the odor of the shart... and, I am merely getting a lingering whiff."

http://t.qkme.me/3sirg8.jpg

Guess I should of big Al Roker
That Smell might choker

ebsteelers
06-26-2013, 01:18 PM
speaking of sharting,
just had lunch at work,

feels like a cool breeze flowing out of my slacks...


(get back on track)


have you ever liked the cool breeze flowing out of your slacks on a hot summer day?

Galax Steeler
07-03-2013, 06:01 AM
No wear shorts on hot summer days

Have you ever run around your house naked?

ebsteelers
07-03-2013, 10:16 AM
of course..


have you ever run around your neighorhood bare ass?

Vis
07-16-2013, 08:12 AM
No

Have you ever claimed credit for someone else's fart?

pczach
07-16-2013, 03:14 PM
No, but I've blamed many for my own.

Have you ever accidentally blown more than gas out of your arse while farting?