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teegre
06-10-2013, 01:14 AM
My post in "Where are you from/where do you live?" reminded me of one of my favorite games:
The Movie Quote Game .

Sort of like the spoilers game, one posts a quote from a movie, and everyone else tries to guess the movie.

Not that anyone should be Googling in either game, but if one were to Google in this game, it'd be over in about 3 seconds. So, please, ask for a second quote (or a hint), but please do not Google.

Here we go:

"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.

My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.

At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

JonM229
06-10-2013, 09:46 AM
Dr. Evil from Austin Powers


"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get the help"

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 10:14 AM
Dr. Evil from Austin Powers


"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get the help"

Clubber Lang from "Rocky 3"? :noidea:

JonM229
06-10-2013, 10:58 AM
Nope

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 11:13 AM
Hint?

teegre
06-10-2013, 11:28 AM
Dr. Evil from Austin Powers


"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get the help"

New "rule:
If you KNOW the movie, add a quote... until everyone else gets the movie.

Ergo... I shall add:
"Pay to J... I did the same ol' same ol'. Knock yo'self a pro, slick. Stright TCB'in."

teegre
06-10-2013, 11:29 AM
Hint?

June Cleaver said it.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 11:31 AM
June Cleaver said it.

I know what movie it is now, but I'm not sure of another quote. Should I say the movie?

teegre
06-10-2013, 11:37 AM
I know what movie it is now, but I'm not sure of another quote. Should I say the movie?

Sure, go ahead... and, add a quote.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 11:43 AM
Airplane.

"Yuppies got to be thicker than the rats and the roaches. Assholes can't live without their dogs. Got dog shit all over the sidewalk. And it didn't use to be that way, it used to be, you dropped a cone, you could lift it up and finish it. People are roaming the streets homeless because of these assholes!"

teegre
06-10-2013, 11:45 AM
Oh... good one.

I'm usually a master at this game, but three quotes in, and I am STUMPED.

Clue, please.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 11:47 AM
Should it come in the form of another quote?

teegre
06-10-2013, 11:50 AM
Yes, please.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 11:51 AM
"They don't even want to call it "Hell's Kitchen" no more. Renamed it "Clinton"."

teegre
06-10-2013, 11:59 AM
No clue. Hmmm... maybe a non-quote clue.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 12:10 PM
No clue. Hmmm... maybe a non-quote clue.


Irish eyes are smiling.

JonM229
06-10-2013, 12:15 PM
State of Grace?

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 12:18 PM
State of Grace?

Good job! :applaudit:

JonM229
06-10-2013, 12:26 PM
"One night, I'm gonna come to you, inside of your house, wherever you're sleeping, and I'm going to cut your throat."

teegre
06-10-2013, 12:27 PM
Never saw State of Grace.

Jon... another quote, please.

Quote:
"I love lamp."

JonM229
06-10-2013, 12:32 PM
"Get out of here, ghost!!"

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 12:48 PM
Never saw State of Grace.



Never saw it?!? :yikes:

You need to watch that movie if you're into mob movies at all. A great starring cast in Ed Harris, Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, and Robin Wright. One of my favorite movies that not many have seen.

JonM229
06-10-2013, 01:08 PM
"Let's get liquored up and take her to the Peachtree dance"

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 01:21 PM
Not ringing a bell, Jon.

JonM229
06-10-2013, 01:39 PM
I'll give an easy quote from the same movie:

"If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake. And I have a straw that goes across the room and into your milkshake, I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!"

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 01:59 PM
I'll give an easy quote from the same movie:

"If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake. And I have a straw that goes across the room and into your milkshake, I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!"

I don't think I know this one. :doh:

teegre
06-10-2013, 02:08 PM
Ah... got it. I can not add a quote, but I can add a hint:
It stars the best actor in the world.

State of Grace is added to my "to watch" list.

My quote:
"I love lamp."

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 02:13 PM
Ah... got it. I can not add a quote, but I can add a hint:
It stars the best actor in the world.

State of Grace is added to my "to watch" list.

My quote:
"I love lamp."

:huh:

I'm stumped. :hunch:

It sounds familiar, but oddly foreign.

JonM229
06-10-2013, 02:34 PM
It's based on the novel Oil! by Upton Sinclair and stars Daniel Day-Lewis

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 02:40 PM
It's based on the novel Oil! by Upton Sinclair and stars Daniel Day-Lewis

"There Will Be Blood." I've seen it once and I think I was dozing in and out a little bit during it. I knew something sounded familiar, but I couldn't place my finger on it.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 02:42 PM
QUOTE:

"Listen to me. A storm o'hell's coming down on this place any second. I don't know what they are, I don't know where they came from. All I do know is that these fuckers are fast, nasty, and hungry... and there's four of 'em. They got claws like Ginsu knives and more teeth than a chainsaw. They're comin'... right now. So we gotta lock this bar down. That means doors, windows, drains, and zippers, and we gotta do it now. You! Get a phone, call the cops, National Guard, townies, anybody who kicks ass, and get 'em out here. Any questions?"

JonM229
06-10-2013, 02:44 PM
Feast?

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 02:47 PM
Feast?

You're on fire, Jon! http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/fighting/hair-fire.gif

JonM229
06-10-2013, 03:06 PM
"I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you."

Hint: It's another P.T. Anderson movie (since he's the best director of all time. OF ALL TIME!!)

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 03:14 PM
"I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you."

Hint: It's another P.T. Anderson movie (since he's the best director of all time. OF ALL TIME!!)

:noidea:

JonM229
06-10-2013, 03:26 PM
"I'm sorry you're unwilling to defend your beliefs in any kind of rational..."
"If, if you already know the answers to your questions, then why ask PIG FUCK!? We are not helpless. And we are on a journey that risks the dark. If you don't mind, a good night to you."

Hint: This movie details the early days of Scientology (though it's called something else in the movie)

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 03:27 PM
"I'm sorry you're unwilling to defend your beliefs in any kind of rational..."
"If, if you already know the answers to your questions, then why ask PIG FUCK!? We are not helpless. And we are on a journey that risks the dark. If you don't mind, a good night to you."

Hint: This movie details the early days of Scientology (though it's called something else in the movie)

Don't think I've seen this at all.

JonM229
06-10-2013, 03:38 PM
Maybe I should stop posting from my favorite, obscure movies.

The movie stars Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymour Hoffman

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 03:58 PM
Maybe I should stop posting from my favorite, obscure movies.

The movie stars Joaquin Phoenix and Phillip Seymour Hoffman

No idea.

JonM229
06-10-2013, 04:01 PM
Just Google it

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:08 PM
Uhhhhh... The Master?

JonM229
06-10-2013, 04:09 PM
Correct! You're a goddamn genius

teegre
06-10-2013, 04:10 PM
I have not seen this movie, but I have seen most PT Andserson movies.

It's not "There Shall Be Blood"... nor is it "Boogie Nights"... nor is it "Punchdrunk Love" or "Magnolia." I do not think it sounds like "Hard Eight."

The Master... (by deduction... the only one that i have not yet seen).

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:10 PM
Correct! You're a goddamn genius

Yeah I know. My mommy told me so. :excited:

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:11 PM
I have not seen this movie, but I have seen most PT Andserson movies.

It's not "There Shall Be Blood"... nor is it "Boogie Nights"... nor is it "Punchdrunk Love" or "Magnolia." I do not think it sounds like "Hard Eight."

The Master... (by deduction... the only one that i have not yet seen).

Did you hear the Japanese surrendered?

teegre
06-10-2013, 04:12 PM
Did you hear the Japanese surrendered?

I know, huh.
I was posting at the same time.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:16 PM
I know, huh.
I was posting at the same time.

Just bustin' balls. :chuckle:

vasteeler
06-10-2013, 04:23 PM
Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzballl! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:24 PM
Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzballl! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!

Full Metal Jacket

vasteeler
06-10-2013, 04:25 PM
no , its sounds like it could be though

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:26 PM
Stripes?

vasteeler
06-10-2013, 04:28 PM
no, im trying to think of another quote. the ones i keep coming up with are a dead give away

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:30 PM
no, im trying to think of another quote. the ones i keep coming up with are a dead give away

The Little Mermaid?

vasteeler
06-10-2013, 04:31 PM
Nobody gives a horse's shit who you are, fuzzballl! You're not even a low-life, scum-sucking maggot! Get your maggoty ass on the bus! You're in the army now!


heres another

I'm sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.

vasteeler
06-10-2013, 04:32 PM
The Little Mermaid?



:toofunny:

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:34 PM
My last guess will be "Dirty Dancing".

vasteeler
06-10-2013, 04:35 PM
forest gump

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 04:36 PM
forest gump

I'm terrible at this game. :facepalm:


QUOTE:

"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."

vasteeler
06-10-2013, 04:56 PM
I'm terrible at this game. :facepalm:


QUOTE:

"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."

yeah, me too

teegre
06-10-2013, 05:19 PM
I'm terrible at this game. :facepalm:


QUOTE:

"Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime."

I'll add a quite from this movie:

"It's a schooner."
"No, dumbass; it's a boat."

Bayz101
06-10-2013, 05:55 PM
I'll add a quite from this movie:

"It's a schooner."
"No, dumbass; it's a boat."

Mallrats?

Bayz101
06-10-2013, 05:59 PM
I don't know, i'm probably wrong. I watch a lot of Kevin Smith, though, and that sounds familiar.

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 06:07 PM
Yup, Mallrats.

Bayz101
06-10-2013, 06:08 PM
Yup, Mallrats.

Soo...Do I make a quote now?

Bayz101
06-10-2013, 06:14 PM
I'll go ahead and throw one out:

"You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?"

JonM229
06-10-2013, 06:33 PM
Good fellas

"Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men."

teegre
06-10-2013, 06:56 PM
"Women and children can afford to be careless, but not men."

I'll add a quote to that:
"Leave the gun; take the cannolis."

Bayz101
06-10-2013, 07:02 PM
I'll add a quote to that:
"Leave the gun; take the cannolis."

The Godfather.

teegre
06-10-2013, 07:10 PM
The Godfather.

Yep.

Quote:
"I started off mopping the floors, just like you guys... but now... now, I'm washing the lettuce."

Buddha Bus
06-10-2013, 07:43 PM
Yep.

Quote:
"I started off mopping the floors, just like you guys... but now... now, I'm washing the lettuce."

Waiting?

teegre
06-10-2013, 07:48 PM
Waiting?

No... another quote from that movie:

"His momma called him Cassius; I'm gonna call him Cassius."

pczach
06-10-2013, 08:15 PM
No... another quote from that movie:

"His momma called him Cassius; I'm gonna call him Cassius."

Ali? :chuckle:

JonM229
06-10-2013, 10:27 PM
"Soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in."

teegre
06-10-2013, 10:47 PM
"Soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in."

Yep.
Plus these two (from before)...

"I started off mopping the floors, just like you guys... but now... now, I'm washing the lettuce."

"His momma called him Cassius; I'm gonna call him Cassius."

teegre
06-10-2013, 10:55 PM
A new one, for Jon (and for anyone else, but he already got the previous one):

QUOTE:
"28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds..."

43Hitman
06-11-2013, 12:43 AM
A new one, for Jon (and for anyone else, but he already got the previous one):

QUOTE:
"28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds..."

Who is Donnie Darko, Alex?

43Hitman
06-11-2013, 12:46 AM
Here's an easy one.

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

teegre
06-11-2013, 12:53 AM
Here's an easy one.

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

1. Indeed, Donnie Darko.

2. As for yours... that does not sound familiar at all. Clue , please.

3. As for my first quote... one more quote (to add to the three prior quotes): "Sexual chocolate!!!"

"Soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in."

"I started off mopping the floors, just like you guys... but now... now, I'm washing the lettuce."

"His momma called him Cassius; I'm gonna call him Cassius."

43Hitman
06-11-2013, 01:01 AM
1. Indeed, Donnie Darko.

2. As for yours... that does not sound familiar at all. Clue , please.

3. As for my first quote... one more quote (to add to the three prior quotes): "Sexual chocolate!!!"

"Soon I'll be on fries. In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in."

"I started off mopping the floors, just like you guys... but now... now, I'm washing the lettuce."

"His momma called him Cassius; I'm gonna call him Cassius."

Absolutely.
Clue: Jousting

By the way, I love the movie you are quoting, i\I watch it every time it comes on in America. :wink02:

harrison'samonster
06-11-2013, 06:42 AM
quote: Put...the candle...BACK.

JonM229
06-11-2013, 06:57 AM
Here's an easy one.

You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me?

A Knight's Tale

"Here's my offer, Senator: nothing"

teegre
06-11-2013, 08:25 AM
A Knight's Tale

"Here's my offer, Senator: nothing"

I will add: "I don't feel that I have to wipe everyone out... just my enemies."

quote: Put...the candle...BACK.

I shall add: "Walk... this way."

QUOTE:
Some haven't guessed mine yet... Jon & Hitman know it... anyone else?

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 08:39 AM
I shall add: "Walk... this way."

I'll add...


"Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"

QUOTE:
Some haven't guessed mine yet... Jon & Hitman know it... anyone else?

Coming to America

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 08:41 AM
QUOTE:

"This is Tokyo. Once a city of six million people. What has happened here was caused by a force which up until a few days ago was entirely beyond the scope of Man's imagination. Tokyo, a smoldering memorial to the unknown, an unknown which at this very moment still prevails and could at any time lash out with its terrible destruction anywhere else in the world. There were once many people here who could've told of what they saw... now there are only a few."

teegre
06-11-2013, 08:44 AM
Clue (or a second quote) please, Buddha.

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 08:47 AM
Clue (or a second quote) please, Buddha.

QUOTE 2:

"The menace was gone... so was a great man. But the whole world can wake up and live again."

JonM229
06-11-2013, 08:51 AM
"Put...the candle...BACK"

"Walk...this way"

"Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"

"Damn your eyes!"
"....too late"

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 08:53 AM
"Put...the candle...BACK"

"Walk...this way"

"Let me out. Let me out of here. Get me the hell out of here. What's the matter with you people? I was joking! Don't you know a joke when you hear one? HA-HA-HA-HA. Jesus Christ, get me out of here! Open this goddamn door or I'll kick your rotten heads in! Mommy!"

"Damn your eyes!"
"....too late"

I'll add:

"From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself."

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 08:55 AM
QUOTE 2:

"The menace was gone... so was a great man. But the whole world can wake up and live again."

Bonus clue, Teeg:

I can see the zipper.

JonM229
06-11-2013, 08:58 AM
Oh no, there goes Tokyo

Go, go ____________

teegre
06-11-2013, 08:59 AM
I haven't the foggiest...

teegre
06-11-2013, 09:00 AM
Beat Street 2: Electric Boogaloo...???

JonM229
06-11-2013, 09:03 AM
I take it you're not a Blue Oyster Cult fan

teegre
06-11-2013, 09:09 AM
I take it you're not a Blue Oyster Cult fan

Hmmm... that clue doesn't help.

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 09:10 AM
Beat Street 2: Electric Boogaloo...???

"Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo". At least get your wrong answers right. :toofunny:

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 09:11 AM
Jon's got it.


Another clue Teeg:


Voice dubbing.

teegre
06-11-2013, 09:16 AM
I'm thinking that I've never seen this movie. The Tokyo quotes do not ring a bell.

Wait... voice dubbing... "Lost in Translation"...???

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 09:30 AM
I'm thinking that I've never seen this movie. The Tokyo quotes do not ring a bell.

Wait... voice dubbing... "Lost in Translation"...???

Nope.


Yet another clue:

Mean and green.

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 09:35 AM
Well, while Teeg is waiting to get hit in the face with a brick, I'll throw another one out.



QUOTE:

Character 1: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
Character 2: "The exploding kind."

teegre
06-11-2013, 11:34 AM
Nope.


Yet another clue:

Mean and green.

Godzilla

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 11:47 AM
Godzilla

Ding-ding! :applaudit:

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 11:48 AM
BTW, this was a new movie.

QUOTE:

Character 1: "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
Character 2: "The exploding kind."

JonM229
06-11-2013, 11:53 AM
another clue or quote?

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 12:03 PM
another clue or quote?


QUOTE:

"Does your dog bite?"

pczach
06-11-2013, 12:36 PM
QUOTE:

"Does your dog bite?"

"I thought you said your dog does not bite?" "That is not my dog."

:rofl:

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 12:37 PM
Pczach knows it.... I think. You've gotta be specific if you guess.

pczach
06-11-2013, 12:43 PM
Pczach knows it.... I think. You've gotta be specific if you guess.

He strikes again!

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 01:06 PM
Let's see if anyone else gets it.

pczach
06-11-2013, 01:09 PM
Not anymore.

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 01:10 PM
NEW QUOTE:

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

pczach
06-11-2013, 01:16 PM
That's very true.

teegre
06-11-2013, 01:49 PM
NEW QUOTE:

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

I will add:
"May I have one of those Chesterfields now?"

(I have recited that quote of yours, numerous times.)

As far as the other one goes, it sounds like a comedy... but, I do not know it.

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 02:23 PM
I will add:
"May I have one of those Chesterfields now?"

(I have recited that quote of yours, numerous times.)


Yes.


As far as the other one goes, it sounds like a comedy... but, I do not know it.


Pczach, do you want to fill him in?

JonM229
06-11-2013, 03:17 PM
"You're part eggplant"

Buddha Bus
06-11-2013, 03:31 PM
"You're part eggplant"

Jon's got it.

pczach
06-11-2013, 03:39 PM
The Pink Panther Strikes Again

pczach
06-11-2013, 04:21 PM
New quote.

"Where am I? I'm in Boise, Idaho; no, no, no, wait a minute: I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, no, wait: I'm in Casper, Wyoming; I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I'm wearing a pink carnation."

teegre
06-11-2013, 08:04 PM
New quote.

"Where am I? I'm in Boise, Idaho; no, no, no, wait a minute: I'm in Anchorage, Alaska. No, no, wait: I'm in Casper, Wyoming; I'm in the lobby of a Howard Johnson's and I'm wearing a pink carnation."

I will add:
These sunglasses are really nice. Are the government issue? ...or, do you guys all shop at the same store?

harrison'samonster
06-11-2013, 08:13 PM
quote:

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?


and here's a different movie:

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

teegre
06-11-2013, 11:48 PM
quote:

How much for the little girl? How much for the women?


and here's a different movie:

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

I will add to yours:

1. I'll have two slices of white toast.

2. So-crates

New QUOTE:
"Go that direction, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

pczach
06-12-2013, 12:20 AM
I will add:
These sunglasses are really nice. Are the government issue? ...or, do you guys all shop at the same store?

I'll add a little more...

Jack : I know my rights. You owe me phone calls.

Alonzo : What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls, it's the fact that you're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.

Jack : 10 years for impersonating a fed, uh?

Alonzo: 10 years.

Jack : How comes no one's after you?

teegre
06-12-2013, 12:37 AM
I'll add a little more...

Jack : I know my rights. You owe me phone calls.

Alonzo : What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls, it's the fact that you're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.

Jack : 10 years for impersonating a fed, uh?

Alonzo: 10 years.

Jack : How comes no one's after you?

I almost posted those last three lines. One of my favorite moments in that movie.

Buddha Bus
06-12-2013, 09:55 AM
I will add to yours:

1. I'll have two slices of white toast.

2. So-crates


Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?

Buddha Bus
06-12-2013, 09:56 AM
I'll add a little more...

Jack : I know my rights. You owe me phone calls.

Alonzo : What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls, it's the fact that you're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.

Jack : 10 years for impersonating a fed, uh?

Alonzo: 10 years.

Jack : How comes no one's after you?

I know this movie, but the name is alluding me for some reason. :banging:

Buddha Bus
06-12-2013, 10:01 AM
I'll throw out another new movie quote:

"You scurvy shiester bastard. I'm a doctor of journalism man! Get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddammit like a big boy!"

teegre
06-12-2013, 03:19 PM
Buddha,

1. Blues Brothers

2. Yes, it was Bill & Ted's

3. Clue: De Niro

4. I can not think of a quote ("doctor of journalism" was the line that did it for me), but I can add a description: a car full of oranges.

Now... break over... back to work.

Buddha Bus
06-12-2013, 03:25 PM
3. Clue: De Niro


I think I know it. Another hint please.

teegre
06-12-2013, 05:17 PM
I think I know it. Another hint please.

Think of Cinderella exercising (second word) and then turning into a pumpkin (first word).

None of that has to do with the movie, but it is clues for the two word answer.

Buddha Bus
06-12-2013, 06:38 PM
Think of Cinderella exercising (second word) and then turning into a pumpkin (first word).

None of that has to do with the movie, but it is clues for the two word answer.

Midnight Run?

Buddha Bus
06-12-2013, 06:39 PM
I'll throw out another new movie quote:

"You scurvy shiester bastard. I'm a doctor of journalism man! Get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddammit like a big boy!"

I can not think of a quote ("doctor of journalism" was the line that did it for me), but I can add a description: a car full of oranges.



Another quote:


"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

pczach
06-12-2013, 08:54 PM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

pczach
06-12-2013, 09:00 PM
Here's a new one.

" I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? "

harrison'samonster
06-12-2013, 09:02 PM
Here's a new one.

" I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? "

I'll add:

Russians don't take a dump without a plan

harrison'samonster
06-12-2013, 09:03 PM
quote:

We've come for your daughter Chuck

pczach
06-12-2013, 09:19 PM
quote:

We've come for your daughter Chuck

How about another hint?

teegre
06-12-2013, 09:35 PM
Buddha,
Yes... Midnight Run

pczach,
Yes... F&L in LV

teegre
06-12-2013, 09:37 PM
pczach,
I can't add a quote, but I can add a clue: Baldwin becomes Ford.

HAM,
Clue please.

pczach
06-12-2013, 09:45 PM
Here's a new one.

" I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state. Do they let you do that? "

I'll add:

"Russians don't take a dump without a plan"

New quote.

" I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know. "

harrison'samonster
06-12-2013, 09:50 PM
Quote: We've come for your daughter Chuck

Hint:

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

pczach
06-12-2013, 11:27 PM
Quote: We've come for your daughter Chuck

Hint:

"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"

I think I know this.

Is it Keaton as Juice?:wink02:

teegre
06-12-2013, 11:28 PM
HAM,
I don't remember a quote... but, I wouldn't say his name three times.

pczach
06-12-2013, 11:34 PM
Beetlejuice!

New quote:

"You'll forgive my impertinence, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me."

teegre
06-12-2013, 11:37 PM
We all seem to know pczach's... as well as HAM's. Thus, time for a new one:

QUOTE:
Person 1: Your going the wrong way!!!
Person 2: How does he know which way we're going?

teegre
06-12-2013, 11:39 PM
pczach,
That sounds familiar... but, not familiar enough. I'm thinking some sort of movie where a guy meets a politician or movie star (someone he admires, but has never actually met).

harrison'samonster
06-12-2013, 11:46 PM
QUOTE:
Person 1: Your going the wrong way!!!
Person 2: How does he know which way we're going?

I'll add:

You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That's how Houdini died, you know.

harrison'samonster
06-12-2013, 11:47 PM
New quote:

"You'll forgive my impertinence, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me."

yeah, I'll need another clue too

JonM229
06-13-2013, 07:14 AM
Person 1: Your going the wrong way!!!
Person 2: How does he know which way we're going?

"You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That's how Houdini died, you know. "

"Where's your other hand?"
"Resting between two pillows"
"...THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!"

Buddha Bus
06-13-2013, 07:27 AM
New movie quote:

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

Buddha Bus
06-13-2013, 07:30 AM
Person 1: Your going the wrong way!!!
Person 2: How does he know which way we're going?

"You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That's how Houdini died, you know. "

"Where's your other hand?"
"Resting between two pillows"
"...THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!"

I have a couple of guesses, but unsure if either is right. Any more clues?

pczach
06-13-2013, 08:38 AM
Beetlejuice!

New quote:

"You'll forgive my impertinence, but even though we have never before met, I have always considered you as a father to me."

"Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet."

pczach
06-13-2013, 08:39 AM
Person 1: Your going the wrong way!!!
Person 2: How does he know which way we're going?

"You could've killed me slugging me in the gut like that. That's how Houdini died, you know. "

"Where's your other hand?"
"Resting between two pillows"
"...THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!!"

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

teegre
06-13-2013, 08:41 AM
I have a couple of guesses, but unsure if either is right. Any more clues?

The Jerk meets Uncle Buck

New movie quote:

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

I will add:
"It's mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality."

teegre
06-13-2013, 08:42 AM
"Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet."

Sounds like some sort of Star Trek spoof...

pczach
06-13-2013, 08:48 AM
New movie quote:

"Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now."

I think I know this. Another clue:

"But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. Give me your other arm!"

Buddha Bus
06-13-2013, 10:10 AM
I think I know this. Another clue:

"But I am gonna ask you questions. And every time you don't give me answers, I'm gonna cut something off. And I promise you, they will be things you will miss. Give me your other arm!"

You got it!

One more:

"For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat."

teegre
06-13-2013, 11:25 AM
You got it!

One more:

"For those regarded as warriors, when engaged in combat the vanquishing of thine enemy can be the warrior's only concern. Suppress all human emotion and compassion. Kill whoever stands in thy way, even if that be Lord God, or Buddha himself. This truth lies at the heart of the art of combat."

Nice sword.

Buddha Bus
06-13-2013, 12:14 PM
Yep, it's Kill Bill Vol. 1.

JonM229
06-13-2013, 12:31 PM
Here's two from the same movie:

"Simon says die!"

"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells?"

teegre
06-13-2013, 01:40 PM
Here's two from the same movie:

"Simon says die!"

"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells?"

Trivia about that movie:
The police station was filmed at an Ashley's Furniture in Mira Mesa (San Diego).

pczach
06-13-2013, 02:34 PM
Here's two from the same movie:

"Simon says die!"

"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells?"
Die Hard with a Vengeance?

JonM229
06-13-2013, 02:58 PM
Die Hard with a Vengeance?

No, go sit in the corner

Hint: Fluid transfers and profanity have been outlawed.

teegre
06-13-2013, 03:59 PM
New QUOTE:
"Fists with your toes."

Buddha Bus
06-13-2013, 04:01 PM
I'll guess "Total Recall".

teegre
06-13-2013, 04:02 PM
For mine? No. Also, no for Jon's.

teegre
06-13-2013, 04:03 PM
Clue for mine:
Twinkies...
"They're for my wife."
"Uh huh."
"She's pregnant"
"Uh huh."

Clue for Jon's:
Frozen people

Buddha Bus
06-13-2013, 04:05 PM
Derp.

JonM229
06-13-2013, 04:13 PM
One more for mine:

"Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass. So much for the seashells."


Another quote for teegre's movie

"I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash."

JonM229
06-13-2013, 04:22 PM
And another of mine:

"I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who would sit in the greasy spoon and think 'Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the big rack of Barbecued spare ribs with the side order of gravy fries?' I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese alright? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinatti in a non-smoking section. I wanna run around naked with green jell-o all over my body reading a Playboy magazine. Why? Because maybe I feel the need to, okay pal?"

teegre
06-13-2013, 04:56 PM
Jon,

1. That's the most memorable part of the movie. No toilet paper, but I get fined for cussing... shit, fuck, balls... now I have TP for my bunghole.

2. Man, you are good at this game. (I can recite that entire movie, line by line.)

3. That's Dennis Leary (for sure)... but I think it's from his stand-up (unless he incorporated it into a movie).

pczach
06-13-2013, 06:41 PM
New QUOTE:
"Fists with your toes."

Die Hard

I don't know Jon's.. Can I leave the corner now?

teegre
06-13-2013, 07:27 PM
Die Hard

I don't know Jon's.. Can I leave the corner now?

Snipes & Stallone...

harrison'samonster
06-13-2013, 08:08 PM
Here's two from the same movie:

"Simon says die!"

"He doesn't know how to use the three seashells?"

HA! When I first saw that movie I was young and impressionable. That seashell line was very disturbing to me.

harrison'samonster
06-13-2013, 08:10 PM
new quote:

Any man don't wanna die today better clear on out the back.

teegre
06-13-2013, 08:22 PM
HA! When I first saw that movie I was young and impressionable. That seashell line was very disturbing to me.

Me, too... which is why I immediately knew it. (What are the three shells for anyway???)

new quote:

Any man don't wanna die today better clear on out the back.

I will add:
"Killing a man's a hell of a thing. You take away all that he has... and all that he'll ever be."

harrison'samonster
06-13-2013, 08:43 PM
(What are the three shells for anyway???)

best not to dwell on it.

teegre
06-13-2013, 10:58 PM
best not to dwell on it.

True... that is probably best. LOL

I had always heard that is was the punchline to an old joke. (I shall Google it, and get back to you.)

teegre
06-13-2013, 11:09 PM
Here are two that i posted earlier, but I do not believe were ever "gotten."

QUOTE 1:
"I love lamp."

QUOTE 2:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... turn."

SteelersCanada
06-14-2013, 12:34 AM
Here are two that i posted earlier, but I do not believe were ever "gotten."

QUOTE 1:
"I love lamp."

QUOTE 2:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... turn."

Q1: Brick are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Still one of my favorite movies.

Anchorman.

The second one I have less than no idea. Sorry T!

teegre
06-14-2013, 01:10 AM
Q1: Brick are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Still one of my favorite movies.

Anchorman.

The second one I have less than no idea. Sorry T!

The first (Anchormsn) is indeed one of the all-time greats.

The second one is a classic; before your time... but, one you should see. (I'll let others guess, before I unveil the name.) An additional quote: "Do you know the street value of this mountain!?!"

harrison'samonster
06-14-2013, 06:35 AM
QUOTE 2:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... turn."

this one sounds really familiar, but the hint you gave doesn't. I'm not sure if I've seen it or not. One more hint?

harrison'samonster
06-14-2013, 06:45 AM
new quote:

It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.

teegre
06-14-2013, 08:46 AM
MINE:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... turn."

"Do you know the street value of this mountain!?!"

New one to add from the same movie:
"What a shame... throwing away a perfectly good white-boy like that."

YOURS
That's not an easy one. (get it: "It's not easy..."). :wink02:

43Hitman
06-14-2013, 09:35 AM
MINE:
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way... turn."

"Do you know the street value of this mountain!?!"

New one to add from the same movie:
"What a shame... throwing away a perfectly good white-boy like that."

YOURS
That's not an easy one. (get it: "It's not easy..."). :wink02:

" I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get
bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over
me."

teegre
06-14-2013, 10:58 AM
" I figured if we had nothing to say to each other he would get
bored; go away. But instead he uses it as an excuse to put his testicles all over
me."

"Testicles???"
"You know... like octopus... testicles."
"Oh... tentacles. T N... big difference. "

43Hitman
06-14-2013, 11:34 AM
"Testicles???"
"You know... like octopus... testicles."
"Oh... tentacles. T N... big difference. "

That line still makes me laugh...after all these years. :rofl:

teegre
06-14-2013, 11:47 AM
That line still makes me laugh...after all these years. :rofl:

That entire movie is great: from start to finish. I'm going to watch it tonight.

One more set of lines:
"Gee, Johnny... I don't have a dime. Sorry."
"Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars."

And, the follow-up response is priceless!!!

teegre
06-14-2013, 11:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdF_Vo4B6Ms

teegre
06-14-2013, 11:59 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6srI0EVwTUE

pczach
06-14-2013, 09:00 PM
That movie was hilarious!

:laughing:

harrison'samonster
06-15-2013, 06:43 AM
new quote:

Into the weenie mobile, weenie man away!

teegre
06-15-2013, 11:42 AM
new quote:

Into the weenie mobile, weenie man away!

SCMom would approve of that quote.

Stu Pidasso
06-15-2013, 02:42 PM
I just saw that movie! MST3K rules! This Island Earth...


New Quote.

"Somebody's gotta go back for a shitload of dimes!"

teegre
06-15-2013, 03:19 PM
New Quote.

"Somebody's gotta go back for a shitload of dimes!"

I shall add a quote, to your quote:

"Rape, murder, arson, rape."
"You said 'rape' twice."
"I like rape."

harrison'samonster
06-15-2013, 09:13 PM
i'll add:

As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...

harrison'samonster
06-15-2013, 09:21 PM
new quote:

#1. I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather.



and one from another movie:

#2. Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!

teegre
06-16-2013, 08:20 PM
#1 Does not sound familiar.

#2 I can't add a quote... but... uh... it's kind of embarrassing, but I thought the female lead was hot. (LOL)

harrison'samonster
06-16-2013, 08:25 PM
#1 Does not sound familiar.

#2 I can't add a quote... but... uh... it's kind of embarrassing, but I thought the female lead was hot. (LOL)

I'll give you a hint on #1 -- it's an old comedy from before 1950.

as for the second one, she was hot.

teegre
06-16-2013, 09:12 PM
I'll give you a hint on #1 -- it's an old comedy from before 1950.

as for the second one, she was hot.

So, an old comedy: Laurel & Hardy, The Marx Brothers, Abbot & Costello...

harrison'samonster
06-17-2013, 06:45 AM
It's a Marx Brothers

JonM229
06-17-2013, 08:04 AM
#2. Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked... just... like... THIS!

"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. "

Vis
06-17-2013, 08:39 AM
"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. "

I want you to know I love you. I love you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.

teegre
06-17-2013, 09:58 AM
It's a Marx Brothers

Animal Crackers?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 10:00 AM
I want you to know I love you. I love you more than any woman's ever loved a rabbit.


"I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way."

Vis
06-17-2013, 10:11 AM
Who ever said that women who love their rabbits are bad? Lets take a poll. Ladies, do you love your rabbit?:fishing:

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 10:15 AM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


Character 1: "I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula."
Character 2: "But does Dracula know it?"

Vis
06-17-2013, 10:17 AM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


Character 1: "I know there's no such person as Dracula. You know there's no such person as Dracula."
Character 2: "But does Dracula know it?"

Who's on first?

teegre
06-17-2013, 10:58 AM
First, the Marx Brothers. Now, Abbott & Costello. Laurel & Hardy are assuredly next.

NEW QUOTE:
My uncle was born in America. He was one of the lucky ones; he managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:03 AM
First, the Marx Brothers. Now, Abbott & Costello. Laurel & Hardy are assuredly next.

NEW QUOTE:
My uncle was born in America. He was one of the lucky ones; he managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

No idea.

Vis
06-17-2013, 11:04 AM
First, the Marx Brothers. Now, Abbott & Costello. Laurel & Hardy are assuredly next.

NEW QUOTE:
My uncle was born in America. He was one of the lucky ones; he managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

Top Secret.


New Quote;

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:08 AM
:hunch:

A war/military film, obviously. Another hint/quote?

Vis
06-17-2013, 11:12 AM
:hunch:

A war/military film, obviously. Another hint/quote?

The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

and

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:17 AM
The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.

and

Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece o' shit, Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?

Full Metal Jacket. I initially thought that, but wasn't 100%.



NEW MOVIE QUOTE:

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

teegre
06-17-2013, 11:18 AM
Top Secret.


New Quote;

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.

I met him once. That was toned down for him.

I'll add:
"Me so horny,"

teegre
06-17-2013, 11:19 AM
Full Metal Jacket. I initially thought that, but wasn't 100%.



NEW MOVIE QUOTE:

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

Cool Runnings?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:23 AM
Cool Runnings?

http://a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/profile01/135/d7e4d0565017477a8bca257669e6df6c/p.jpg

Vis
06-17-2013, 11:31 AM
Full Metal Jacket. I initially thought that, but wasn't 100%.



NEW MOVIE QUOTE:

"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

hoser

teegre
06-17-2013, 11:31 AM
I'll add:
"If you find a mouse in your beer, I heard that you get a free case of beer... ay."

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:32 AM
I'll add:
"If you find a mouse in your beer, I heard that you get a free case of beer... ay."


Adding:

"I was the last one left after the nuclear holocaust, eh. The whole world had been destroyed, like U.S. blew up Russia and Russia blew up U.S. and Canada. Fortunately, I had been offworld at the time. There wasn't much to do. All the bowling alleys and dounut shops had been wrecked. So's I spent most of my time looking for beer."

Vis
06-17-2013, 11:35 AM
Strange Brew

New Quote

Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extrordinary means, it actually began to move with voluntary motion?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:38 AM
Strange Brew

New Quote

Isn't it true that Darwin preserved a piece of vermicelli in a glass case until, by some extrordinary means, it actually began to move with voluntary motion?

Young Frankenstein. I think we already did that one.

Vis
06-17-2013, 11:39 AM
Young Frankenstein. I think we already did that one.

I was on vacation.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:56 AM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:



"I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it."

teegre
06-17-2013, 11:57 AM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:



"I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it."

I'll add some trivia: if you look closely, that face is actually Shattner.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 11:58 AM
2 CLUES:


Night of the Living Dead

and

The Festival of the Samhain

JonM229
06-17-2013, 12:06 PM
I'll add:

(Woman removes sheets, baring her naked body) "See something you like?"

Hint: She dies shortly thereafter.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 12:12 PM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

teegre
06-17-2013, 12:48 PM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


"Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"

I'll add:
"Skin that smoke wagon... and see what happens."

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 01:14 PM
I'll add:
"Skin that smoke wagon... and see what happens."

Another:


"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

teegre
06-17-2013, 01:36 PM
Another:


"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

One of the best lines in a movie. Very Eastwood-esque.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 01:38 PM
One of the best lines in a movie. Very Eastwood-esque.

Or, my favorite:


"I'm your huckleberry."

teegre
06-17-2013, 01:48 PM
Different movie; but, a favorite quote:

"Buzzards gotta eat... same as worms."

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 01:50 PM
Different movie; but, a favorite quote:

"Buzzards gotta eat... same as worms."

Spaghetti western?

teegre
06-17-2013, 01:51 PM
Spaghetti western?

I'm not sure if it was. It's not one of the Sergio Leone movies... but, close.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 01:52 PM
I'm not sure if it was. It's not one of the Sergio Leone movies... but, close.


Outlaw Josey Wales?

teegre
06-17-2013, 01:55 PM
Spaghetti western?

Outlaw Josey Wales?

Indeed.
The best western of all time.

The GB&U is an epic, as is Unforgiven. But, Josey is the most entertaining... and most quotable.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 01:58 PM
Indeed.
The best western of all time.

The GB&U is an epic, as is Unforgiven. But, Josey is the most entertaining... and most quotable.

I really liked Magnificent Seven, all of the Eastwood spaghetti westerns, and Tombstone. Not a huge westerns fan, but I watch my fair share.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 02:01 PM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


"Oh what are you talking about, for Chrissakes? Did you see her or not? She's acting like she's fucking out of her mind, psychotic, like a... split personality or..."

teegre
06-17-2013, 02:16 PM
The Biography of Mother Teresa...???

(Clue, please.)

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 02:20 PM
CLUE:

Blair witch.

teegre
06-17-2013, 02:59 PM
CLUE:

Blair witch.

Clever:
Linda BLAIR... nicely done.

Vis
06-17-2013, 04:18 PM
New Quote

No, you hold on. First was your firecracker, a harmless explosive. Then your hand grenade: you began to kill your own people, a few at a time. Then the bomb. Then a larger bomb: many people are killed at one time. Then your scientists stumbled upon the atom bomb, split the atom. Then the hydrogen bomb, where you actually explode the air itself. Now you can arrange the total destruction of the entire universe served by our sun: The only explosion left is the Solaranite.

JonM229
06-17-2013, 04:32 PM
Adding to Vis:

"It was a saucer!"
"A flying saucer?"

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 04:38 PM
Plan 9 From Outer Space?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 05:09 PM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


"Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite."

Vis
06-17-2013, 05:12 PM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


"Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite."

Short chick from Dallas, right? No idea on the movie.

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 05:14 PM
Short chick from Dallas, right? No idea on the movie.

Yes, the right actress.


CLUE:

SNL

vasteeler
06-17-2013, 05:16 PM
NEW MOVIE QUOTE:


"Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite."


"You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?"

Vis
06-17-2013, 05:17 PM
Must be from late 70s or early 80s. Meatballs?

Buddha Bus
06-17-2013, 05:24 PM
Must be from late 70s or early 80s. Meatballs?

Nope, try again.


QUOTE 3:


"You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, h0nkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?"

Vis
06-17-2013, 05:31 PM
What era of SNL?