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Galax Steeler
06-15-2013, 04:59 AM
DELTONA, Fla Authorities say two Florida brothers got into a tussle over missing macaroni and cheese that ended with one stabbing the other in the stomach.

Volusia County Sheriff's deputies say 47-year-old Edward Zipperer spilled a beer belonging to his 49-year-old brother Randy Zipperer while looking for the missing mac and cheese. That set off an argument inside the Deltona home that led to the older brother stabbing the younger one.

According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Randy Zipperer told deputies he didn't mean to hurt his brother, adding he just "poked him a little with the knife."

Edward Zipperer had a small puncture wound. Deputies recovered a 6-inch knife with blood on the tip.

Randy Zipperer remained in the Volusia County Jail early Friday. He faces an aggravated battery charge

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/14/florida-man-stabs-brother-over-missing-macaroni-and-cheese-police-say/?test=latestnews#ixzz2WHGrk5p7

fer522
06-15-2013, 07:23 AM
I'd do the same if my brother takes my pinto beans

MasterOfPuppets
06-15-2013, 11:21 AM
I'd do the same if my brother takes my pinto beans
indeed...why is this even news ? who hasn't hurt someone for grub theft ? :noidea:
the dudes lucky it wasn't velveeta shells n cheese or he might be dead.

Stu Pidasso
06-15-2013, 01:39 PM
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pczach
06-15-2013, 04:58 PM
DELTONA, Fla Authorities say two Florida brothers got into a tussle over missing macaroni and cheese that ended with one stabbing the other in the stomach.

Volusia County Sheriff's deputies say 47-year-old Edward Zipperer spilled a beer belonging to his 49-year-old brother Randy Zipperer while looking for the missing mac and cheese. That set off an argument inside the Deltona home that led to the older brother stabbing the younger one.

According to the Daytona Beach News-Journal, Randy Zipperer told deputies he didn't mean to hurt his brother, adding he just "poked him a little with the knife."

Edward Zipperer had a small puncture wound. Deputies recovered a 6-inch knife with blood on the tip.

Randy Zipperer remained in the Volusia County Jail early Friday. He faces an aggravated battery charge

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/14/florida-man-stabs-brother-over-missing-macaroni-and-cheese-police-say/?test=latestnews#ixzz2WHGrk5p7

Yeah, I think that is a pretty reasonable response to someone messing with my macaroni and cheese. :sofunny:

Man, this world is screwed up...

steelax04
06-15-2013, 07:12 PM
Sounds to me like this might have been more about the spilled beer than mac and cheese.

beer > mac and cheese

MasterOfPuppets
06-16-2013, 11:31 AM
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The_Joker
06-16-2013, 04:59 PM
If someone stole my mac, they'd be lucky if I only stabbed them...

ricardisimo
06-17-2013, 12:25 AM
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/edward-zipperer/mug-shot-9691311.jpg http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1190032/thumbs/s-RANDY-ZIPPERER-large.jpg?6

pczach
06-17-2013, 08:27 AM
Sometimes pictures say a thousand words...