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MACH1
06-18-2013, 07:11 PM
I think we've found a tom brady twin.

Waukesha man argues constitutional right of goat love, charges filed

A 41-year-old Waukesha man was charged last week with allegedly arguing (loudly) on behalf of one of America’s lesser known freedoms: the right of a man to love a goat.

Shaun Keith Orris was charged on June 13 in Waukesha County Circuit Court with carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct, allegedly asking strangers outside a bar: “Do you think it’s right to [expletive] a goat.”

Its an issue that perhaps demands attention after half-a-dozen beers and a couple shots, which allegedly prompted Shaun Keith Orris’ prurient outburst.

According to the criminal complaint, Waukesha City Police were dispatched at 2:45 a.m. June 13 to Waukesha’s Montecito Ristorante Lounge, 257 West Broadway, after receiving a call from Orris complaining he was “battered and bloodied” for asking strangers his strange question.

The owner of Montecito told police that Orris had been drinking heavily and began asking other patrons whether they believed it was their constitutional right to have sex with a goat, according to the complaint.

The owner asked Orris to leave, but he refused, the complaint reads. At one point, Orris became belligerent and the owner said he “directed him to the floor,” leaving a cut on Orris’ head.

Orris said that after the altercation with the bartender he went back home, showered, and returned with a 5-inch long pocketknife, according to the complaint.

Orris was arrested and taken to Waukesha Memorial Hospital, where he became increasingly agitated, screaming that it was a constitutional right to have sex with a goat, the complaint reads. Orris then said he thought the situation was hilarious and fell into “several fits of laughter.”

To answer Orris’ question, Wisconsin Statute 944.17 (c) (d) expressly forbids committing an act of sexual gratification with an animal.

Orris could face up to a year in prison, $11,000 in fines, or both, if convicted.

His next expected court date is June 28.

http://www.waukeshanow.com/news/211573801.html

Fire Arians
06-18-2013, 07:16 PM
NEPatriots, is that you?

Fire Haley
06-18-2013, 07:21 PM
that's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

fer522
06-18-2013, 07:21 PM
Goats need love too you know!?!?!

Fire Haley
06-18-2013, 07:23 PM
maybe you're right

when looking at a woman's tits and ass is now becoming illegal, I think it's time to build a revolution.

the animal fornicators could be our allies

pczach
06-18-2013, 07:32 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c199/tentaclejoe/goat.jpg

pczach
06-18-2013, 07:34 PM
I think it's beautiful...

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd285/tgissler/LoveRGoatsAisha6July5th.jpg

fer522
06-18-2013, 07:35 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c199/tentaclejoe/goat.jpg

You know what? That goat is kinda hot :chuckle:

MACH1
06-18-2013, 07:39 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbK_8c0WTse_vfMUHoZ4QIAnKQ64aDp GWFDNDBW_3x8qywdCyYOQ

Vis
06-19-2013, 04:43 AM
When will the sheeple realize that the government just wants to control your farmacological rights?!

JonM229
06-19-2013, 06:33 AM
I don't know about loving goats, what I do know about is showering with dogs.

pczach
06-19-2013, 08:53 AM
I don't know about loving goats, what I do know about is showering with dogs.

That's old news....:sofunny:

MACH1
06-19-2013, 11:08 AM
I don't know about loving goats, what I do know about is showering with dogs.

http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/dog-sex.jpg

pczach
06-19-2013, 11:39 AM
http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/dog-sex.jpg

What happens at Steelersfever, stays at Steelersfever.:wink02:

Lady Steel
06-20-2013, 01:26 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c199/tentaclejoe/goat.jpg

TIM LUMBER