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JonM229
06-25-2013, 06:55 PM
We should all make sure Buddha is in top form for Round 3 by mercilessly insulting him until then.

teegre
06-25-2013, 07:05 PM
All joking & tangents aside... just so that we're clear...

It's still okay to blame the woman in a rape case... right?

teegre
06-25-2013, 07:11 PM
We should all make sure Buddha is in top form for Round 3 by mercilessly insulting him until then.

Yes, we should.

But, after doing so, we have to aver that we would never mercilessly insult someone.

pczach
06-25-2013, 07:21 PM
I read through this entire thread. I've seen much worse, but this subject matter brings out the worst in some people. I have strong opinions like everyone else, but I have been trying not to get too involved in any political discussions on this forum. The majority can handle the back and forth discussion, but many can't.

The good news is that the rest of us are here to do what we do best. To turn this thread into something entirely different than what the OP intended. Only at SF can a thread about rape kits have a banning and turn into comical relief! How do we do it?

:toofunny:

Bayz101
06-25-2013, 07:29 PM
I read through this entire thread. I've seen much worse, but this subject matter brings out the worst in some people. I have strong opinions like everyone else, but I have been trying not to get too involved in any political discussions on this forum. The majority can handle the back and forth discussion, but many can't.

The good news is that the rest of us are here to do what we do best. To turn this thread into something entirely different than what the OP intended. Only at SF can a thread about rape kits have a banning and turn into comical relief! How do we do it?

:toofunny:

Our goal from day one has always been to have fun. You should be able to express yourself and be who you are without being punished, and still have long serious discussions when the time is right. Sometimes you can only say so much on a subject, and the rest of it is just clowning around. Which cool by me, as long as no one is throwing around insults. :chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 07:35 PM
We should all make sure Buddha is in top form for Round 3 by mercilessly insulting him until then.

The worst thing I can think of you to call me and set me off is a Ravens fan. :flap:



Our goal from day one has always been to have fun. You should be able to express yourself and be who you are without being punished, and still have long serious discussions when the time is right. Sometimes you can only say so much on a subject, and the rest of it is just clowning around. Which cool by me, as long as no one is throwing around insults. :chuckle:



And that's the way it should be, asshole. :heha:

Bayz101
06-25-2013, 07:37 PM
The worst thing I can think of you to call me and set me off is a Ravens fan.







And that's the way it should be, asshole. :heha:

What was that, Ravens fan? :heh:

pczach
06-25-2013, 07:37 PM
And that's the way it should be, asshole. :heha:

Why are there rules for everyone else, and then there are rules for Sweet-ass Captain America?

:chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 07:43 PM
What was that, Ravens fan? :heh:


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRliL1xFX2baEf78wCbXNxLsECpCBtBn TNaBxYm_QrQX4QKebKY

Why are there rules for everyone else, and then there are rules for Sweet-ass Captain America?

:chuckle:


Because I have a sweet-ass indestructible shield. :wink02:


http://static.tumblr.com/39oeguo/aEFm51euu/captain-america-shield-front.jpg

ebsteelers
06-25-2013, 07:47 PM
Yeah. At some point you realize that these warnings are just putting things off. Even if he walked away from this thread, he'd find a way to piss someone off tomorrow. Just look on the bright side. He can come back when he turns 19. Maybe he'll be a little more mature then. One can only hope.

arent you 19, or did you lie to the good people of steelers fever?


whats going on here? is 19 when you finally become mature and get hair on your peaches?

teegre
06-25-2013, 07:50 PM
Bayz is the most mature 19 year old I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 07:52 PM
Bayz is the most mature 19 year old I've ever had the pleasure of knowing.

You can try to justify it all you want, but it's still creepy borderline pedophilia, Teeg. :heh:

Bayz101
06-25-2013, 07:52 PM
You fuckers. :chuckle:

I'm 119. That was just a typo.

fer522
06-25-2013, 07:52 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRliL1xFX2baEf78wCbXNxLsECpCBtBn TNaBxYm_QrQX4QKebKY




Because I have a sweet-ass indestructible rape kit... :wink02:

....Fixed......


http://static.tumblr.com/39oeguo/aEFm51euu/captain-america-shield-front.jpg
......

pczach
06-25-2013, 07:52 PM
"Ain't that a peach!"

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 07:53 PM
You fuckers. :chuckle:

I'm 119. That was just a typo.


Now, get off his lawn you punks!!! He's got stool in his Depends older than most of you!


......

Speaking of which, did you ever stop your ass from bleeding?

fer522
06-25-2013, 07:54 PM
Not really but I'm doing better

teegre
06-25-2013, 07:54 PM
You can try to justify it all you want, but it's still creepy borderline pedophilia, Teeg. :heh:

I didn't get this NAMBLA t-shirt because of my charming personality.

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 07:57 PM
I didn't get this NAMBLA t-shirt because of my charming personality.

I thought you just picked that up from your trip to Neverland Ranch?

teegre
06-25-2013, 07:59 PM
I thought you just picked that up from your trip to Neverland Ranch?

I got it for a nickel, at the Pete Townsend estate sale.

fer522
06-25-2013, 08:00 PM
I got it for a nickel, at the Pete Townsend estate sale.

Buddha got his at a yard sale too:wink02:

pczach
06-25-2013, 08:00 PM
I thought you just picked that up from your trip to Neverland Ranch?

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll78/deshawnthomas/Michael_Jackson.jpg

Buddha Bus
06-25-2013, 08:02 PM
Buddha got his at a yard sale too:wink02:


Nobody's buying that story, Fer. Do you know how hard it is to find a XXXXL t-shirt at a yard sale?


http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll78/deshawnthomas/Michael_Jackson.jpg

I didn't think it was possible to make Michael Jackson look any weirder. :eyecrazy:

fer522
06-25-2013, 08:04 PM
You guys are fucking awesome!! Later!

Lady Steel
06-25-2013, 10:44 PM
Yeah. At some point you realize that these warnings are just putting things off. Even if he walked away from this thread, he'd find a way to piss someone off tomorrow. Just look on the bright side. He can come back when he turns 19. Maybe he'll be a little more mature then. One can only hope.

So, Bayz, how old are you? :toofunny:

Bayz101
06-25-2013, 10:48 PM
So, Bayz, how old are you? :toofunny:

119. We've already been over this. :laughing:

Buddha Bus
06-26-2013, 02:47 AM
So, Bayz, how old are you? :toofunny:

119. We've already been over this. :laughing:



She meant in years, not months, Bagz.

JonM229
06-26-2013, 08:12 AM
In case anyone was wondering about the initial story, the Texas special session ended without a vote:

Texas Abortion Bill Dies As Confusion Marks End of Session (http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/26/politics/texas-abortion-bill/index.html?hpt=hp_t1)

The Texas legislature's special session ended in chaos and confusion early Wednesday, when a marathon filibuster failed -- but so did a Republican effort to pass a bill that would have greatly restricted abortions in the state.

The Republican-dominated Senate needed to vote "yea" on the bill by midnight to send it to the governor to sign into law.

But at 3 a.m., Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst stepped to the Senate floor to declare the bill dead and the special session over.

And thus ended a night of intense drama that both sides of the abortion debate followed breathlessly, in large part to cheer -- or jeer -- the efforts of a lone lawmaker who talked for 10 straight hours to run out the clock.

Texas state Sen. Wendy Davis tried Tuesday to block the abortion bill by attempting a 13-hour filibuster, but fell short by about three hours when the chairman ruled she had gone off topic.

The packed gallery of the session erupted in boos. And for 15 minutes -- as the clocked ticked toward 12 a.m. -- their raucous chants and shouts of "Shame, shame, shame" drowned out the proceedings.

Although it wasn't immediately apparent to onlookers, the disruption prevented lawmakers from completing their vote by the official end of the session -- killing the bill.

"There were attempts to shove every rule aside in order to try to cram this vote through, and the voices of the people who were in the Capitol gallery tonight could not be silenced, and it simply didn't allow the vote to be taken in time," Davis said early Wednesday.

It took until shortly after 3 a.m. to declare the session over, in what a spokesman for one lawmaker called an unprecedented ending.

"I have been here 18 years and have never seen anything like this," Jeremy Warren, spokesman for Democratic state Sen. Rodney Ellis, said before the session ended.

Regardless of how you feel about the subject, I'd recommend reading the whole story because it's really interesting what happened at the end.

SteelCityMom
06-26-2013, 08:32 AM
I had to laugh out loud at this part from the article you posted Jon.

"In Texas, we value all life, and we've worked to cultivate a culture that supports the birth of every child," Perry said.

SteelerEmpires article about Texas being scheduled to execute 500th prisoner...

http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=98981


Oh the hypocrisy...

*edit* Oh crap...well, I guess that's why I should have read until the end of the article before posting this lol. Hodorrrrr

Vis
06-26-2013, 08:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIAIb1m9xMM&feature=player_embedded

JonM229
06-26-2013, 08:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIAIb1m9xMM&feature=player_embedded

Looks like the people have spoken

teegre
06-26-2013, 03:15 PM
29 pages... 280 posts... about rape... on a Steelers website... and not one mention of BB.

That's gotta be a world record.

MACH1
06-26-2013, 03:18 PM
29 pages... 280 posts... about rape... on a Steelers website... and not one mention of BB.

That's gotta be a world record.

:buttkick: Till now.



:chuckle:

JonM229
06-26-2013, 03:26 PM
Ben raped those two women

Bah-Bah-Booie! Bah-Bah-Booie!

ebsteelers
06-26-2013, 03:35 PM
29 pages... 280 posts... about rape... on a Steelers website... and not one mention of BB.

That's gotta be a world record.

http://i.qkme.me/3qfqro.jpg

ebsteelers
06-26-2013, 03:38 PM
http://cdn.meme.li/instances/400x/23045941.jpg

OX1947
06-26-2013, 04:18 PM
Ben raped those two women

Bah-Bah-Booie! Bah-Bah-Booie!

Yah, he raped them so bad that he never was brought up on charges for them. Never arrested.

Buddha Bus
06-26-2013, 04:22 PM
29 pages... 280 posts... about rape... on a Steelers website... and not one mention of BB.

That's gotta be a world record.



Good job! Do you also promptly saw your hand off at work after touting the company's safety record? :chuckle:

fer522
06-26-2013, 04:26 PM
Ben raped those two women

Bah-Bah-Booie! Bah-Bah-Booie!

Lucky you weren't there or he would've showed you his pecker too.That guy's horny :chuckle:

Buddha Bus
06-26-2013, 04:28 PM
Lucky you weren't there or he would've showed you his pecker too.That guy's horny :chuckle:

And Jon does look like an ugly, albeit very hairy, woman. :heh:

MACH1
06-26-2013, 04:29 PM
Good job! Do you also promptly saw your hand off at work after touting the company's safety record? :chuckle:

Nah he keeps it small, something like a pinky finger, little toe. :sofunny:

Buddha Bus
06-26-2013, 04:30 PM
Nah he keeps it small, something like a pinky finger, little toe. :sofunny:

What a pu$$y. Go big or go home I say.

teegre
06-26-2013, 04:38 PM
Nah he keeps it small, something like a pinky finger, little toe. :sofunny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20wUS_bbOHY

Buddha Bus
06-26-2013, 04:48 PM
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/738742/thumbs/o-TODD-AKIN-RAPE-KIT-900.jpg?4

JonM229
06-26-2013, 05:31 PM
Nah he keeps it small, something like his penis
:sofunny:

Fixed

Buddha Bus
06-26-2013, 05:39 PM
Somebody tell HAM I found his kit for him. Retails for $19.99+ shipping and handling fully assembled on Amazon. Of course, he could always DIY for about $7 at the local supermarket with a modification at Radio Shack.



http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-4.jpg

pczach
06-26-2013, 06:49 PM
Somebody tell HAM I found his kit for him. Retails for $19.99+ shipping and handling fully assembled on Amazon. Of course, he could always DIY for about $7 at the local supermarket with a modification at Radio Shack.



http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-4.jpg

That looks like a rectal fruit tank.....Just what I've been looking for!

:thumbsup:

harrison'samonster
06-26-2013, 07:35 PM
Somebody tell HAM I found his kit for him. Retails for $19.99+ shipping and handling fully assembled on Amazon. Of course, he could always DIY for about $7 at the local supermarket with a modification at Radio Shack.



http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/vibrator/img/vibe-4.jpg

Ha Cha-cha-cha! Just what I was looking for. maybe put some whip cream on top.


My darling I...can't get enough of your love, babe

Buddha Bus
06-26-2013, 08:09 PM
Ha Cha-cha-cha! Just what I was looking for. maybe put some whip cream on top.


My darling I...can't get enough of your love, babe

It's not vibrating. Those are heart palpitations. :heh:

JonM229
10-29-2013, 08:50 AM
Remember a few months ago when Wendy Davis performed a filibuster that (briefly) defeated passage of a restrictive abortion limits bill? Well, that passed bill has been ruled unconstitutional (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/fed-judge-texas-abortion-limits-unconstitutional-20706069)

A federal judge has ruled that new abortion restrictions passed by the Texas Legislature are unconstitutional and should not take effect as planned on Tuesday.

District Judge Lee Yeakel issued his decision Monday following a three-day trial over whether the state can restrict when, where and how women obtain abortions in Texas.

Lawyers for Planned Parenthood and other abortion providers argued that the regulations did not protect women and would shut down a third of the abortion clinics in Texas.

The Texas attorney general's office argued that the law protects women and the life of the fetus. State officials are expected to file an emergency appeal of Yeakel's order to the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans.

The proposed restrictions were among the toughest in the nation.