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NJarhead 01-29-2014 09:40 AM

CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
 
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,...

"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, blonde, 38DD's, 24" waist and 36" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus Christ!"


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