I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't
place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To
which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies
watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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